Welcome to the 2022 International Fat Bastard Competition!

[El Presidente]

Welcome to the 2022 International Fat Bastard Competition!

12 week challenge*

Bijan....don't actually count the weeks 

 

This is the weekend we start 

The Rules:

1. Register before Monday the 7th of February on this thread

Registration entails taking a photo of your feet on some scales In the photo we need to see your starting weight. There is no need to removen nail polish but please trim yout toe nails 

*No dangly bits to be shown in the photo
*Digital scales are preferred (save us some bloody work!)
*Set your scales to Metric if you can. if you can't, no problem.

Example. Make sure the readout is clearly seen. 

2. Post your photo before Monday the 7th of Feb on this thread.  You can start now. 


4. Give us an update (no photo required) in the First weekend of March and The First Weekend of April.  Do it on this thread. 

Lise  will post a progressive spreadsheet of those who post. Miss a weigh in and you are out 

5. On the First weekend of May take another photo of your feet on the scales with your finishing weight ( FAT BASTARD CSI team will match closing feet to opening feet 
 

*Largest weight loss as a % of starting weight wins a box of cigars to be chosen by myself.

* On the official FOH Fat Bastard Recip Thread, share your best Fat Bastard Recipes (from Tomorrow) and go into the draw for two boxes of cigars (10 packs) chosen by myself. The winners of this side comp will be based on number of "LIKES" posted to your recipe + all entries will go into a general draw for the second box. 

* Optional Bonus Comp. This is optional! 

This is for the relatively fit bastards with access to Gym scanners. 

Alongside your digital weigh in photo (compulsory), post up your scan details in Jpeg form (name/weight/BMI/Viceral fat/Muscle mass etc). We will use three meaurements to determine a score: % Visceral Fat Score Decrease + % Muscle Mass Increase + % Weight Loss. You will only need to do this at the beiginning and end weeks.  Prize is a box of cigars chosen by myself. 

 

It is all about having a little bit of fun and starting the year on a healthy "ish" note with some cigars to provide a little motivation 

Get those photos in over the next week.  We need them by the 7th of Feb....no excuses 

Cheers

Rob

[Nevrknow]

15 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

FAT BASTARD CSI team will match closing feet to opening feet 

Reminds me of an ad I saw. Right side of a lass showing weightloss wearing the same pants.

Problem is she also lost a full torso tattoo in the second pic. 😁

 

[Greenhorn2]

You all have got to be kidding, right? After investing thousands of dollars building my tool shed ,you want me to lose it for a chance at some stogies? No way, I'm fat and sassy with plenty of stogies. Y'all have at it. I'm going to sit back, eat burritos, drink beer and watch this show with a good cigar.

[ChanceSchmerr]

I've become depressively unhealthy since leaving the ship.  I'll have my weigh-in submitted by the end of the week!

[SpecialK]

on It.... gonna go eat some cake right now though.... 

 

[Ford2112]

I'm stuffing my face on my fishing trip and then I'm in 100% . Time to Jumpstart into some weight loss. I'm diabetic and with high cholesterol and high blood pressure I need incentive !

[Bijan]

I'm in. Wasn't motivated then got motivated. Already down 2-3 kilos. Still got a long way to go. Will weigh in ASAP.

[RedLantern]

I’ve been steadily chipping away from my all-time high of 148kg last spring, so I don’t think I’m a contender to win, but I’m all for some camaraderie as I trend back to downwards after the holidays!

[Islandboy]

Not only am I a fat bastard...I also have fugly feet. Let the games begin!

[Bijan]

Weight, body fat % and BMI.

[Fosgate]

I'll Play. 

Per the CDC BMI Calculator: https://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html

For the information you entered:

Height: 6 feet, 7 inches

Weight: 345.6 pounds

Your BMI is 38.9, indicating your weight is in the FAT BASTARD category for adults of your height.

For your height, a healthy weight range would be from 164 to 221 pounds. (Yeah right, when I was 19yrs old at 6'4 191lbs I could hide behind a flag pole.) 255lbs or less is my goal. 

 

[ChanceSchmerr]

8 hours ago, therealrsr said:

I just pitched half of my Egg McMuffin.  Don't take me wrong here because my feet are fugly, but this thread needs a "NSF People Eating" warning.🤣

Ditching half your Egg McMuff is a good thing! You're well on your way to shedding those pounds, do you know how sodium is in those things?

LOL

[LordAnubis]

65kg on the dot. Aiming to stay the same weight really. Belly is 85cm. Aiming to reduce that by 10cm. 

[Sir Diggamus]

120.00 kg even for me, or 264.6lbs.




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[SpecialK]

255.5 lbs / 115.89 kg for me. Yes my feet are pontoons

[BuzzArd]

After seeing early entries I can honestly say I’m suddenly not as self conscious about my flippers as I used to be. 

[Edicion]

All gyms are closed here (and will be for another 2-3 weeks at least) , so I don't have access to body composition scanner but I know what it would say: "sir your body is made of 30% pasta, 30% steak and 40% Coca-Cola". 

If I do the challenge, and that's a big if, I'll do a keto diet to lose weight quickly and get rid of some fat.

[Fuzz]

I really wish I had weigh myself before unloading a 40' container on my own! 😅

I'm sure unloading and palletising 24 tonnes of goods would have some affect on my weight.

[El Presidente]

3 hours ago, Fuzz said:

I really wish I had weigh myself before unloading a 40' container on my own! 😅

I'm sure unloading and palletising 24 tonnes of goods would have some affect on my weight.

Congrats on getting a container in 

[Fuzz]

1 hour ago, El Presidente said:

Congrats on getting a container in 

While I am happy I got a container, it was the product I really wanted. I need the lump charcoal more than the briquettes.

Though, I did get a good workout. I assume maintaining your heart rate above 130bpm for 4 hrs at a time is a good burn (with a break for lunch).

Walked about 13.5km or 18,500 steps.

[Bearcore]

Good luck gents!

[ChanceSchmerr]

The scale here at work has just Sh*t the bed - reads out "Err" or scans random numbers.

(insert joke about being so fat that I broke the scale)

I'll try to find someone with a digital scale i can use in the meantime.

[BeerPimp]

I started the last competition and then bailed.   Definitely going to enter this one.  I have already started working on loosing weight and have lost a couple pounds but this will be even more of an incentive.

[Thirdcoastwatch]

BMI: 31.4 (obese).

Goal: 28 (overweight).    

 

[Fuzz]

Well, this is the heaviest I have ever been. 2021 was not a good year for stress eating. Time to hit the treadmill.