$1,000 USD to invest

[Silverstix]

Let’s hear it! How would you invest $1,000 USD?

 

Could be a long term return, maybe a mutual fund that you can contribute to every now and again…..

 

…..or a quick hit and reinvest type of thing - maybe snag a box of Cohiba something or other and flip it and make a quick 30%?

 

 

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[Hammer Smokin']

shitcoin, obviously

[JoshD]

1. Buy and read a couple of financial books (The Four Pillars of Investing, The Richest Man in Babylon, etc)

2. Start an emergency fund

3. Pay off any high APR debt

4. Put the rest in VOO and VT

 

Or buy Krugerrands and boxes of P.L. Montecarlo 😀    At least they will never be worthless.

[Chibearsv]

Gulfstream park ninth race $500 exacta box 3-7 😜 but I’ve been ice cold lately 🥶

[Dozerhead]

Hookers and booze. If that doesn't suit you then I would look into and thoroughly research NFT's for a potential quick return 

For a longer term investment route, I bought Apple stock about 10 years ago it has provided a very nice roi. I only wish I had bought more sooner. Woulda, shoulda, coulda...

[Shrimpchips]

Invest in TRI, PAR, UPP, and possibly a small position in COH.  Then watch it go up in smoke, while the investment I make in my own pleasure provides better than 7% annual returns.  

[Nevrknow]

The Foxfire book series. If you can find it. For when the grocery stores go empty. I'm not a hardcore prepper, but then again I won't immediately die when Starbucks closes. 🤣🤣🤣

[Chibearsv]

You’d have $3,000 if you played my exacta 😎

[HarveyBoulevard]

[TheDonTX]

Super gamble and go crypto but not too much of a shitcoin. Not right now though. Let the market find the bottom first. Look at the BTC halving for guidance…

[Meesterjojo]

12 hours ago, Chibearsv said:

Gulfstream park ninth race $500 exacta box 3-7 😜 but I’ve been ice cold lately 🥶

You just gave me an idea for my 5 months off later this year. 

[Homer]

box of Gurkha cigars

[dicko]

Bitcoin of course

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[El Hoze]

I don’t often give investment advice, much less on FOH but I’m a finance guy. Not the most fun stock pick but I’d say assuming you don’t already have a core portfolio, start with an S&P 500 Index fund. The focus should be on getting diversified quickly with smaller dollar amounts and keeping fees low. As you have more invested buying individual stocks, closed-end funds, stuff like that can make sense and be more fun if you have a long(er) investment horizon.

For more speculative stuff, certainly alot of the growth stuff is getting interesting lately. I am more a value guy but have been buying Rivian recently. I’m a car guy so there’s a bit of a hobby component there, although I do plan for it to be a long term investment unless something changes. 

[BarryVT]

AMC all the way, sooner than later, hegdies are so screwed,  SI at 22%, SOL 100% utilization, billions of synthetics,  easy call

[SmokyFontaine]

At $1000, I dunno, maybe a high-dividend stock like XOM, Abbvie, or mutual funds. I've been up a lot...like, Behike 2021 prices a lot, but I've been eating it the past month, so what the hell do I know. Reinvest your dividends. Guess well.

[Bill Hayes]

Ethereum

[JohnnyO]

Lithium. Hell, Captain Kirk talked about it constantly 50 years ago. John

[Greenhorn2]

Cuban cigars. The way it is going they will produce 3 times the return in a year. The way it is looking, I would invest a boatload of money in them if I could actually get them. Lol.

[campellob]

"One grand is not such a big amount to invest somewhere. But I would definitely not keep that money in the bank, even the savings account.
Well, my first step would be to repay all debts that I have left. The fewer debts you have, the more money you can save. I learned this rule from the Mortgage Broker Ipswich when I requested a mortgage recalculation. It was pretty helpful, though.
Then, I would consider spreading this amount of money across cryptocurrencies, bonds, and corporate shares. Just to spread the risks of losing everything."

[Silverstix]

4 minutes ago, campellob said:

One grand is not such a big amount to invest somewhere.

....and I thought I was having a crappy day already....😭

[vladdraq]

Gold leap calls. 

[dominattorney]

Puts on the sp500, presuming someone will sell them to you. Best returns if you hit. 

[Chas.Alpha]

This actually aged remarkably well. A box of Espys last February would have netted a 300% gain!!!

[anacostiakat]

Hookers and bourbon.  You will not regret!