Adios people.

[El Presidente]

2424 tomorrow is now highly unlikely 

 

 

Dear Mr. Ayala 

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Mr. Kenneth Colwynn, I wish to notify you that late Mr. Kenneth Colwynn, made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of US$4,500,000.00 (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars Only) to you in the codicil and the last testament to his will.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.

Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Mr. Kenneth Colwynn, until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his lifetime. Late Mr. Kenneth Colwynn, died on the 16th day of February 2020 at the age of 90 years and his WILL is now ready for execution.

According to him, this money is to support his charity activities to help the poor and needy.

Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me to conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant date.

Please contact me ASAP.

Regards,

James Hagen

[JohnS]

Oh my...I bet James Hagen can't wait to get all your personal details! 😂

[Bohemio]

Wait, you telling me i wasn't the only beneficiary? 😂 

[NSXCIGAR]

6 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.

I believe that's the "getting ahead of the objection" persuasion technique.

And it's refreshing to see they aren't using the Nigerians anymore. 

[Smatthews607]

El Pres, so sorry for the loss. On the upside, that inheritance should buy, what, two boxes of CoRo's?

[LLC]

I hope you didn’t click on the link 😂

[cigcars]

      **And of course when they want you to KEEP giving them your bank acct. info supposedly to have for "when they deposit your money" and it's you who keep paying and paying and paying...let me save you some trouble.  I've got some lunar property deeds I can sell you so that when we do start making regular trips to the moon - you'll be the rightful owner of all those crater rocks and mounds there...

[Hemclas]

Sorry, but I already replied to Mr. Hagen.  You're too late!!

 

[Nevrknow]

$4,500,00? You’re being conned El Prez. I’m waiting on $12,000,000 according to my email. 😂

[WarriorPrincess]

Does that mean I can get a pay rise 

[El Presidente]

Just now, WarriorPrincess said:

Does that mean I can get a pay rise 

..who are you?

[WarriorPrincess]

Oh you will remember when I get home 

[BigGuns]

James must be Tom’s brother

[wine65]

Congratulations!!! Free cigars for all?

[La_Tigre]

New phone, who dis?

[cgoodrich]

10 hours ago, WarriorPrincess said:

Oh you will remember when I get home 

Oh, give it to him good Di!!!

[...]

meh, the real money would actually be in the Kenneth Garget estate

[99call]

17 hours ago, El Presidente said:

US$4,500,000.00

I love the fact they didn't go for a round 5mil.   For me.........well......5miil would just be alarm bells

[Squarehead]

I got 2 like these from Portugal but mailed from Spain.2 weeks later my son got the same letter.If only half would be true I could be very rich,oh well.....

[Huckleberry]

Isn't it always a dead giveaway when they use the last name of the consigliere in The Godfather series?  Might as well use John Smith, just as inconspicuous.

[Ken Gargett]

18 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Isn't it always a dead giveaway when they use the last name of the consigliere in The Godfather series?  Might as well use John Smith, just as inconspicuous.

i thought that as well.

my sister got a phone call from some of these idiots. unfortunately my mother answered it and told her it was the bank. so she didn't query and handed over details. fortunately, these guys were truly the keystone kops of crime. they transferred $80 into her account.instead of taking anything out - somehow she then twigged and closed it down. i really am not making that up. 

[Huckleberry]

4 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

i thought that as well.

my sister got a phone call from some of these idiots. unfortunately my mother answered it and told her it was the bank. so she didn't query and handed over details. fortunately, these guys were truly the keystone kops of crime. they transferred $80 into her account.instead of taking anything out - somehow she then twigged and closed it down. i really am not making that up. 

They are the same guys that used to steal purses from innocent women in the street, just to leave their own wallets behind.  They have just moved indoors and behind computer screens and encrypted wifi networks.

[ha_banos]

 

 

[Rhinoww]

Wait what?  This is how I find out about Uncle Ken?