Rigmorole of a breakin

[El Presidente]

So FOH headquarters was broken into this monrning 5:45. Not much taken as it was a smash and grab as the alarms went off. 

Still, Police reports, police forensics, emergency glass repair, insurance.....there goes the day if not the weekend. 

We have the twat on CCTV vid for 4 minutes or so. He scaled the building and smashed a glass panel to get in. 

No hoodie/mask/gloves......he also left his skateboard here. 

.....perhaps not one of god's most intelligent creations. 

 

 

[GotYaGoat]

Marty McFly will pay for this!! 

[griller]

HATE a thief!!! I'm sorry you're having to deal with scum like this clown.

[B44]

What a sack of shit. We’ve had a few breakins over the years and the morons always seem to take the dumbest things. Two monitors off a desk without taking the actual computer, boxes of branded pens,  etc. What did he get away with??

[NSXCIGAR]

Around 2010 we had the "Skateboard Bandit" in San Diego. 

[yossie]

Smithy !?

[JohnS]

Agreed El Pres, there's better ways of spending a Saturday. Also, yes...this guy is an idiot. He will get caught. Kindly post up the happy news when he is apprehended.

[inter4alia]

Sorry to hear about this. Castle doctrine should be universal across all countries. 

[Meesterjojo]

When you catch him sit him down and make him chain smoke cigars until he vomits. 

[williamthewolf]

That's horrible! So sorry that happened to you all. Clearly not the brightest, no.  Hope you all get it sorted and glad everyone is safe.

[NSXCIGAR]

1 hour ago, Lrabold89 said:

Chad Muska

In his homeless days maybe.

No, but the guy was arrested about 500 feet from where I live. 

41 minutes ago, Meesterjojo said:

When you catch him sit him down and make him chain smoke cigars until he vomits. 

I was thinking give him cigars but in a different orifice. Finally a good use for Guantanamera Cristales. 

[Ken Gargett]

very sorry to hear it. 

as you can imagine, know what you are going through. horrendous. 

perhaps a couple of dobermans or rottweilers locked in every night, with instructions to kill. 

[Fuzz]

Replace the windows with laminated security glass. Thieves may break the window, but they won't get it. And it is also blocks UV and reduces sound transfer (you'll never hear Di yelling at you from downstairs).

[Drguano]

Maybe his plan was not take anything but quite the opposite. Look to see if he left a few boxes of Ghurkas to ruin your reputation.

[El Hoze]

You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

[Fuzz]

Just now, El Hoze said:

You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

The briefs obviously. You'll be more popular in prison.

[Chibearsv]

Looks like a 50+ year old d-bag that can't understand why he didn't make it big like Tony Hawk and probably lives behind the skate park.  Poor thing, should either get a job or be put out of his misery.

[Drguano]

20 minutes ago, El Hoze said:

You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

Or the Top Secret submarine plans?

[anacostiakat]

That has to suck.  At least it sounds like your precautions worked.

[Nino]

9 minutes ago, Drguano said:

Or the Top Secret submarine plans?

You mean he was grumpy, spoke French and that skateboard is actually a grand baguette XXL .... 🙂

[patrickamory]

Oh man what a nitwit! Glad he didn't get much, such a nightmare Rob.

[Ginseng]

10 hours ago, Meesterjojo said:

When you catch him sit him down and make him chain smoke non-Cuban cigars until he vomits. 

Fixed.

Should take between 1-3 depending on his constitution.

[BeerPimp]

Sorry to hear that.   What an idiot it looks like a standard long board.  Or is it one of the electric ones?  If so and it is a high end one there is probably a serial number on it.

[Connoisseur Kim]

Sorry to hear that. I hope that obnoxious thief will be punished with tons of wheel of donkey dick poopy rocket torture cigars.

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[BigGuns]

This sucks.  Good luck  with everything...I hope when they go to nab him, he resists and collects a nice ass whooppin as a result