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In the future....you have been convicted of possessing non plain packaged tobacco and in a quantity larger than 500 grams (Just over a pound). The quantities mean that you were charged as a dealer. You retained ken Gargett as your lawyer... but he did a deal with the prosecutor to see you sink in exchange that he could get off a minor prior of crimes against fashion.

Albeit ken never mentioned that he was a conveyancing lawyer......your pleas of incompetent representation fell on deaf ears. Piggy did a great job in presenting the appeal, but alas his closing arguments based upon all judiciary being "Commie Scum" didn't go down well.

You have been sentenced to death by Electric Chair. Only green energy will be used.

Piggy did manage to get you the following:

  1. Last meal of your choosing
  2. One bottle of whatever beverage you seek.
  3. One cigar

What would you choose? wink2.gif

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I'd be too pissed off to enjoy a good meal and smoke. I would g o with. 1. Craft Macaroni and cheese with artificial crab with butter. 2. Bottle of Castor oil 3. A stinky god awful Victor Sinclair

In the future....you have been convicted of possessing non plain packaged tobacco and in a quantity larger than 500 grams (Just over a pound). The quantities mean that you were charged as a dealer. Y

Simple tastes for a simple mind! -big pile of my mums home made chicken nuggets in bread crumbs -pint of nesquik chocolate milk -h.upmann #1

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I keep things simple and enjoy what I love in its purest form.

Drink: knob creek on the rocks

Smoke: JL#2

Meal: T-bone from my dads farm in Nebraska with grilled asparagus and fried morel mushrooms

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1. Bami Goreng with plenty of Sambal, for sentimental reasons

2.bottle of champagne

3. RyJ Cazadores, wouldn't want subtlety at a time like this

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1. Cream of Mattuke, Foie Gras, Cod Liver, Black Truffle Whole Cake

2. Tincture of Opium (preferably opium dissolved in Dalmore 40)

3. Cohiba Siglo III BTO 2013

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...400g Scotch on the bone medium rare, with creamy mushroom sauce.

Old Fashioned Cuban rum cocktails by the half dozen and...

"That perfect" Behike 56 I had a while back...

"Oh wait, just woke up from a crazy nightmare" !

...and have my regular Herf "combo" on my mind...

Live life to the fullest, is my mantra :)

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1. Rib eye with asparagus loaded with Kerry Gold

2. Remy XO

3. BBF!

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I'm Curious Mr President, what would be your three?

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Waygu Ribeye with Foie Gras, Truffle mashed potatoes and baby carrots;

A bottle of Cape Mentelle Fortified Shiraz to accompany the cigar afterwards;

A LGC Tainos that's been aged for at least 10 years.

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You must of read my mind LOL

Waygu Ribeye with Foie Gras, Truffle mashed potatoes and baby carrots;

A bottle of Cape Mentelle Fortified Shiraz to accompany the cigar afterwards;

Plus any Cuban that is not plugged or has draw problems I figure this might by me sometime LOL

Or monte open them they could not put me to death on the grounds I am obviously INSANE LOL

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-something light with plenty of carbs like white bread

-gatorade

-the exploding cigar the cia has built to assasinate castro

eat, drink, light the cigar and run as quick as i can

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- king prawn vindaloo from Kolkota

- pint of hand pulled Tetleys bitter from Yorkshire circa 1982

- JL2

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Crayfish endless amount

Glenfiddich 40 yr old

Cohiba Siglo VI 2003

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Hilarious post from the host ;)

I'd go with a 1 kg air dried sirloin, charred on the faces and raw inside, topped with Shitake mushrooms sauteed in butter, garlic and brandy, serves with alfredo fettucini and a bottle of aged Cote du Rhone.

Cigar wise, I'd go with a SLR DC to delay the end ;)

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- Rogan Josh and chocolate eruption cheesecake

- Joseph Drouin Clos des Mouches 2002

- Montecristo A 2007. you can't delay the end much more than that!!! wink.png

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So far,

1. Fillet steak, pomme boulangere, greens

2. Magnum of Pol Roger sir Winston 2002 (not with the steak obviously)

3. Partagas Lusitania

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A very very large crispy duck salad

And I can't name a bottle right now because I'd spend the rest of the day at my desk considering it so just grab me a nice Cab Sauv

Cigar - Monte 520

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