El Presidente Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 In the future....you have been convicted of possessing non plain packaged tobacco and in a quantity larger than 500 grams (Just over a pound). The quantities mean that you were charged as a dealer. You retained ken Gargett as your lawyer... but he did a deal with the prosecutor to see you sink in exchange that he could get off a minor prior of crimes against fashion. Albeit ken never mentioned that he was a conveyancing lawyer......your pleas of incompetent representation fell on deaf ears. Piggy did a great job in presenting the appeal, but alas his closing arguments based upon all judiciary being "Commie Scum" didn't go down well. You have been sentenced to death by Electric Chair. Only green energy will be used. Piggy did manage to get you the following: Last meal of your choosing One bottle of whatever beverage you seek. One cigar What would you choose? 3
scottm12 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 I keep things simple and enjoy what I love in its purest form. Drink: knob creek on the rocks Smoke: JL#2 Meal: T-bone from my dads farm in Nebraska with grilled asparagus and fried morel mushrooms
ErikB Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 1. Bami Goreng with plenty of Sambal, for sentimental reasons 2.bottle of champagne 3. RyJ Cazadores, wouldn't want subtlety at a time like this 1
ramon_cojones Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 wagyu, truffled mash potatoes and sauteed veggies zacapa xo 1994 rass nothing crazy 1
Maplepie Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 1. Cream of Mattuke, Foie Gras, Cod Liver, Black Truffle Whole Cake 2. Tincture of Opium (preferably opium dissolved in Dalmore 40) 3. Cohiba Siglo III BTO 2013
CdnLimitada Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 1- Comfort food - Thin crust sausage pizza 2- 2006 Vieux Château Certan Pomerol 3- Cubatobacco 25th
StingMeadery Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 ...400g Scotch on the bone medium rare, with creamy mushroom sauce. Old Fashioned Cuban rum cocktails by the half dozen and... "That perfect" Behike 56 I had a while back... "Oh wait, just woke up from a crazy nightmare" ! ...and have my regular Herf "combo" on my mind... Live life to the fullest, is my mantra
gtejada Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 1. Rib eye with asparagus loaded with Kerry Gold 2. Remy XO 3. BBF!
Hash Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 -Grilled fillet of Salmon. -Leffe brown. -Siglo VI.
gtejada Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 I'm Curious Mr President, what would be your three?
kwsaw63 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Waygu Ribeye with Foie Gras, Truffle mashed potatoes and baby carrots; A bottle of Cape Mentelle Fortified Shiraz to accompany the cigar afterwards; A LGC Tainos that's been aged for at least 10 years.
Jeremy Festa Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Barbecued quail Jeroboam of 1999 Belle Époque Sancho Panza Sanchos Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
OZCUBAN Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 You must of read my mind LOL Waygu Ribeye with Foie Gras, Truffle mashed potatoes and baby carrots; A bottle of Cape Mentelle Fortified Shiraz to accompany the cigar afterwards; Plus any Cuban that is not plugged or has draw problems I figure this might by me sometime LOL Or monte open them they could not put me to death on the grounds I am obviously INSANE LOL 2
Sophistic Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 -something light with plenty of carbs like white bread -gatorade -the exploding cigar the cia has built to assasinate castro eat, drink, light the cigar and run as quick as i can
Webbo Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 - king prawn vindaloo from Kolkota - pint of hand pulled Tetleys bitter from Yorkshire circa 1982 - JL2
sharks Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Crayfish endless amount Glenfiddich 40 yr old Cohiba Siglo VI 2003 1
CaptainQuintero Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Simple tastes for a simple mind! -big pile of my mums home made chicken nuggets in bread crumbs -pint of nesquik chocolate milk -h.upmann #1 3
CaptainQuintero Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Although OzCubans idea of selecting a Monte Open so you get off on a charge of diminished responsibility is tempting! 1
... Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Hilarious post from the host I'd go with a 1 kg air dried sirloin, charred on the faces and raw inside, topped with Shitake mushrooms sauteed in butter, garlic and brandy, serves with alfredo fettucini and a bottle of aged Cote du Rhone. Cigar wise, I'd go with a SLR DC to delay the end
godpheonix Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 - Rogan Josh and chocolate eruption cheesecake - Joseph Drouin Clos des Mouches 2002 - Montecristo A 2007. you can't delay the end much more than that!!!
GavLew79 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 So far, 1. Fillet steak, pomme boulangere, greens 2. Magnum of Pol Roger sir Winston 2002 (not with the steak obviously) 3. Partagas Lusitania
Puros Y Vino Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Tomahawk Chop Medium rare 2004 Tedeschi Amarone Sir Winston (1975) 1
Mckucci Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 Bone in Ribeye Bottle of Opus one Red wine 1999 Cohiba Lancero
JoeyGunz Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 A very very large crispy duck salad And I can't name a bottle right now because I'd spend the rest of the day at my desk considering it so just grab me a nice Cab Sauv Cigar - Monte 520
Popular Post Fosgate Posted October 14, 2014 Popular Post Posted October 14, 2014 I'd be too pissed off to enjoy a good meal and smoke. I would g o with. 1. Craft Macaroni and cheese with artificial crab with butter. 2. Bottle of Castor oil 3. A stinky god awful Victor Sinclair Maduro perfecto Why? I'm lactose intolerant and that meal upsets my stomach. One of those schmucks is going to have to clean the mess up after they throw the switch. 5
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