Advanced Sommelier technique. Try this at home

[El Presidente]

 

 

 

[JohnS]

Ken's thoughts on this? I mean...I've never seen this practice.

[Jack]

I...uh...I...

...nevermind.

[westg]

That could go terribly wrong 

[Ken Gargett]

2 hours ago, JohnS said:

Ken's thoughts on this? I mean...I've never seen this practice.

i thought the rules said no tossers. this bloke is an utter tosser. 

[wjs]

Who do I talk to about getting those 30 seconds back?

[Ford2112]

What else does he put in his mouth?

[cnov]

He's very sure of the wine glass quality, wouldn't recommend doing that round our house!

 

[BrightonCorgi]

He's not invited to my house.

[Arabian]

One sip! Everyone knows the rules.

[RDB]

I have been to a lot of wine tastings. This is not a thing.

[Nevrknow]

Looks like a teenager trying to make a new word hip that never catches on.

[cigaraholic]

He’s in the wrong industry 💦

[zeedubbya]

Hey hey, you guys are being too harsh, I remember being a champ with a Beer Bong in college (a funnel with a clear rubber hose for the uninitiated). Never put any wine down the thing, but I did win a pack of frozen burritos and some Rolling Rock once…I wonder was that the night I ended up passing out in a “friends car” and was taken halfway across the state because he had the same tan Toyota Corolla as everyone else on campus then—details are fuzzy at best…  👀 🤣 

[Li Bai]

It looks like something I could have done drunk in my college days 🤔

Really happy filming everything and posting it to social media wasn't a thing at the time 😅

[BrightonCorgi]

8 hours ago, zeedubbya said:

Hey hey, you guys are being too harsh, I remember being a champ with a Beer Bong in college (a funnel with a clear rubber hose for the uninitiated). Never put any wine down the thing, but I did win a pack of frozen burritos and some Rolling Rock once…I wonder was that the night I ended up passing out in a “friends car” and was taken halfway across the state because he had the same tan Toyota Corolla as everyone else on campus then—details are fuzzy at best…  👀 🤣 

Like a vodka filled bong that gets you drunk and high in one whack.

[zeedubbya]

51 minutes ago, BrightonCorgi said:

Like a vodka filled bong that gets you drunk and high in one whack.

No, no, this is a different thing… check this out.  They make them with valves and whatnot but that’s for [redacted] I think…

***Such a stupid invention.. really.  
 

https://www.amazon.com/Premier-Drinking-Bachelor-Tailgate-Parties/dp/B01LZ5V754

[99call]

Hey, if you looking for the cringe king of posh party boy tricks at the dinner table...nobody beats this guy!. I wonder what he 'had' for dessert? 

[BrightonCorgi]

8 hours ago, zeedubbya said:

No, no, this is a different thing… check this out.  They make them with valves and whatnot but that’s for [redacted] I think…

I am familiar with beer funnels. Been there and done that! I had a friend who did a whole 6 pack. It all went down and then his lips started turning blue, got lightheaded, and threw it all up.

[Ken Gargett]

On 10/17/2024 at 12:14 AM, 99call said:

Hey, if you looking for the cringe king of posh party boy tricks at the dinner table...nobody beats this guy!. I wonder what he 'had' for dessert? 

not time to let it go just yet? i suppose we all need a hobby. 

i presume he is now doing something like consulting to various city firms and earning a fortune? 

[99call]

18 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

not time to let it go just yet? i suppose we all need a hobby. 

i presume he is now doing something like consulting to various city firms and earning a fortune? 

I know you're never one to have a re-occurring whinge on a subject Ken (Telstra, Qantas, Australia Post...basically any service with a complaints hotline). Instead you bravely and stoically just turn the other cheek and rise above it all. Yes, in retrospect you're right. Whenever I'm tempted to spit my dummy out and have a good old gripe on a subject, I should steel myself...stop...count to 10, and think, "what would Ken do?"

Far from wanting to turn off your entertaining Hunter S Thompson taps of smite and rage Ken, I enjoy your 'output' and welcome the fact the bounty is so large and consistent. 

If you are suggesting a previous head of state sticking his meat and two veg...into the meat and two veg! is a non story, that should be consigned to the annals of history marked, "not note worthy, do not read". Well...I'm not prepared...as yet!...to let suckling pigs lie!

[JohnS]

9 hours ago, 99call said:

I know you're never one to have a re-occurring whinge on a subject Ken (Telstra, Qantas, Australia Post...basically any service with a complaints hotline). Instead you bravely and stoically just turn the other cheek and rise above it all. Yes, in retrospect you're right. Whenever I'm tempted to spit my dummy out and have a good old gripe on a subject, I should steel myself...stop...count to 10, and think, "what would Ken do?"

Far from wanting to turn off your entertaining Hunter S Thompson taps of smite and rage Ken, I enjoy your 'output' and welcome the fact the bounty is so large and consistent. 

If you are suggesting a previous head of state sticking his meat and two veg...into the meat and two veg! is a non story, that should be consigned to the annals of history marked, "not note worthy, do not read". Well...I'm not prepared...as yet!...to let suckling pigs lie!

Thank you @99call, I had such a good laugh reading this first thing on a Saturday morning. In fact, I'm still laughing! 😂

[Ken Gargett]

On 10/18/2024 at 10:53 PM, 99call said:

I know you're never one to have a re-occurring whinge on a subject Ken (Telstra, Qantas, Australia Post...basically any service with a complaints hotline). Instead you bravely and stoically just turn the other cheek and rise above it all. Yes, in retrospect you're right. Whenever I'm tempted to spit my dummy out and have a good old gripe on a subject, I should steel myself...stop...count to 10, and think, "what would Ken do?"

Far from wanting to turn off your entertaining Hunter S Thompson taps of smite and rage Ken, I enjoy your 'output' and welcome the fact the bounty is so large and consistent. 

If you are suggesting a previous head of state sticking his meat and two veg...into the meat and two veg! is a non story, that should be consigned to the annals of history marked, "not note worthy, do not read". Well...I'm not prepared...as yet!...to let suckling pigs lie!

i'm pleased to hear it!

[Lamboinee]

[Mr. DD]

I ‘bonged’ numerous beers in my late high school/early college days. One of my friends had a 36 oz. (1.6 L) capacity beer bong. It was very popular at keg parties.