Cigar smoking & flatulence

[Wilzc]

As per title, lets discuss!!

 

I've noticed a rather noticeable increase in the passing of wind over the past couple of years where I've steadily increased the frequency of smoking from 1-3x a week to about 5-6x a week.

Might be just in my head, maybe its just placebo.

80% of the time they're just odorless wind.

 

 

 

PS: Just for sh!ts and giggles, I've never allowed myself to fart near my tupperdor or humidor lmao, especially when they're open. Don't want the mix of different ammonias

 

 

 

[HarveyBoulevard]

I would postulate that smoking more cigars means more time sitting not being active. Less time active likely means more time consuming things that might cause flatulence. I would wager that it's not the cigars but the shift to a more sedentary lifestyle.

FYI I am a fat bastard with a sedentary lifestyle, so I can say this sort of stuff.

[Foulhook]

Sounds like you’re just adding a little more of that barnyard aroma 

[gweilgi]

Refried beans flavoured cigars?

 

[Stogieninja]

May e you’re swallowing a lot of air in the process?

[Guest Nekhyludov]

Well, gotta give the OP credit for originality 

[canadianbeaver]

Hold on. So are you saying you used to only fart 1-3 times a week but now you fart 5-6 times a week?

Wow you must have some real power there,bro.

CB

[Sean3]

Looks like I just found my "go to" excuse for these "little" lapses of decorum...and the dog will escape blame and the subsequent sullying of his character.

[joeypots]

From my adolescence.

[garbandz]

It's not your head, bro...........

 

the only way to find out is to stop smoking for two years and see if the trend reverses..........

 

see you in two years,Windy.............

[vladdraq]

9 hours ago, Wilzc said:

 

80% of the time they're just odorless wind.

did you ever check your sinuses?

 

[TheLiquidGator]

I would not worry about this at all. Unless you start blowing smoke. Then go directly to see the Assman.

[Smallclub]

You smoke too much Fartagas…

[Fuzz]

Take some charcoal tablets/capsules. Works for horses, cows and other flatulent animals, and it will work for you.

[Wilzc]

It's no big deal. Just wondering if it's a common thing amongst the BOTL/SOTL community lmao


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[Romka]

Smoking certainly helps constipation, just another excuse to keep on. Farting is a side effect, but never mind as long as it is odorless. At this point you might need a second opinion from wifey, though.

[canadianbeaver]

Good morning! I will now tell you a story.

 

These two guys worked the late shift at O'hare Airport in the hangar. They worked on planes, engines and they worked so hard. By late in the shift they always needed a drink. One would ask the other if they had something their locker.

On this particular neither had anything to offer. But one had an inventive idea to taste the fuel from the airport gas pump. It started kind of rough but by shift end, they were both used to the drinking and loaded. They made their way home happy.

Early next morning one phoned the other.

"How ya doin' today?", he asked. "You hung over?"

The other said, " Ya know, strangely, I am just fine. I thought I would be so sick or even maybe dead from that stuff! How about you?"

"I tell ya, pretty shocked. Farted around midnight and now I am in Texas!'

 

Thank you. Thank you very much.

 

CB

[Akela3rd]

"80% of the time they're just odorless wind"
A few questions regarding the published statistic. This is FoH and some people take their numbers very seriously...
*What are the other 20%?
*Are you going to publish the records from which this statistic was gleaned?
*Have the facts been independently verified and if so, by whom?
*"odorless" may be subjective.
*Is there a graph available?
I look forward to your reply

Thunder & Lightening '75 - '15

[CaptainQuintero]

Using pub science:

 

Maybe the increase in smoking is irritating your stomach, so you're bloating/cramping/gassing etc the same as any other irritant to the stomach/gut lining would create?

[mozart23]

This reminds me of a very old joke:

An old man goes to see his doctor and the doctor asks, "What brings you in?" The man replied, "My wife sent me in. I've been having some gas problems lately but they all silent and they don't smell. In fact, I've farted 10 times since I've been here and you didn't even notice!" The doctor gets a bottle of pills out and hands it to the man with instructions to take one every twelve hours and to come see him two days later.

Two days pass and the old man comes back into the doctor's office. "Doctor", he says, "I don't know what was in those pills but man, my farts stink like crazy now." The doctor replied, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

 

[Fuzz]

[Drguano]

Stolen tonight from the Internet:

There was a young fellow from Sparta
A really magnificent farter
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart God Save the Queen
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

[Habana Mike]

Necro gas! I think OP may not realize the older you get the more gas you get to pass! Cigars or not....