Guyman1966 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Rob I have heard that you look after "special friends" only. Particularly Canadians. Doesnt everyone like Canadians (except South Park)? Hey Rob, on my next order can you throw in some extra Canadian love for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new2habano Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 BUHAAHAHAHA, After a terrible day at work getting "Abner Louima'd" by my manager this made me laugh out loud and brought my blood pressure down to 190/120, thank you EL Presidente 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfall Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Some people have lost their damn minds!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titla1k Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 If you love awesome email correspondence, check out dontevenreply.com. Wonder if that's what this tool had in mind. Oh wow. That website is too good!! I'm almost in tears here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysc83 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Hilarious, absolutley hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew11 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 What a tool, troll or not. Well played Prez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCgarman Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 This is a hilarious thread. It was probably Marvin Shanken! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkieJoe Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 damn....wish I was Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laynard Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Thanks for the laugh. In all honesty, I don't buy from you (or just buy, period) as much as others here, but I have been treated like I am a "special friend." And I'm not even Canadian! Thanks for all you do and put up with! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Thanks for the laugh. In all honesty, I don't buy from you (or just buy, period) as much as others here, but I have been treated like I am a "special friend." i've met some of rob's 'special friends'!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dbone Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Funny stuff Pres. You do surround yourself with characters of all flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Now you know why I have canadian in my name. I get the 'Canadian' part, can you help us out with the Beaver bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafLover Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Rob, You totally took my emails in the wrong way. OK fine, If you can't do PSP then I'll take HQ, but they still have to come with me unsealed. I expect you to accomplish this by feeling the outside of the box, smelling the outside of the box, and putting the box to your ear and listen for the HQ purr that only high quality cigars make. Mr. Dickhead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Dear Rob, I have been noticing your problems with email. This is an obvious image issue. My email from the site is very respectful. I am often called sir, sometimes referred to as guru. I will be happy to council you on your image problem, at the very least, I will give you hints as to how you can have the hate mail deflected and directed towards others… Cigar deal is negotiable, but you must have 95 point taste guarantee. Direct correspondence, out of the question; please post reply on Youtube via video. Use the code name DrJose… Your friend, Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted September 28, 2014 Author Share Posted September 28, 2014 Thank you Ray. As a "cigar elitist overlord" I am in dire need of "re-education". While your offer holds some attraction, I will probably go down the route of hiring a young pretty PR agent called "Veronica" or " Summer". I won't learn anything but I will feel better.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Thank you Ray. As a "cigar elitist overlord" I am in dire need of "re-education". While your offer holds some attraction, I will probably go down the route of hiring a young pretty PR agent called "Veronica" or " Summer". I won't learn anything but I will feel better.... I might recommend Skye, Heather or Tiffany… No charge this round mate, and I don't fault you on your choices… You are showing good judgement here, some of which I thought you might have lost after buying the Montessa! -LOL -Ray (Comrade, pinko, tyrant adjutant) Oh, and the name is Somer by the way… It is a conjugation of somber and bummer, the thoughts that went through mommy's mind when she found out she was once again pregnant by a guy whose name she did not get… -LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftimatic Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 damn....wish I was Canadian. I think everyone does at one time or another. Mmmm half price PSP's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikar Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Awesome!! Thanks for posting this email. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckucci Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 haha, unreal! Some people just don't get it smh.... I love your response, too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjohn7 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 This cannot be real. You have more patience and a more restrained vocabulary than I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1974 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Dear El Pres. I am not new to Cuban Cigars (16 years) but I have heard good things about your operation (and some bad). I am going to give you a chance. I want PSP only but I want the boxes sealed/warranty seal uncut and intact. I don't want any problems with fakes. I will be a long term purchaser of multiple boxes a month. Given my purchase intentions I would like my PSP boxes to be charged at regular prices. I assume delivery is guaranteed, with tracking numbers. Best regards X Dear X Mate I can't determine if a box is PSP without opening it. I tried a set of Google Glasses on Tuesday evening but alas, Xray is not possible let alone feel. I think it best to refer you to ***@***************.com . All the best. Rob Rob Just pick the boxcodes I will forward and you g'tee they will be PSP or I will return on my part. Provide a return shipping note so I am not disadvantaged upon return. Best regards X Dear X Can't do. Really great corresponding with you but your terms are outside of what I can deliver. Mind you mate, I can honestly say that if you want vendor involvement there is time (opening of boxes/selection) and a price to pay for that time. Regardless enjoy the forum and i wish you every success! Rob Rob I have heard that you look after "special friends" only. Particularly Canadians. if you don't want my business then it is your loss. I have given you every opportunity. Perhaps it is a case of too much scrutiny from someone who knows cigars and you don't wan't the risk of being exposed. X Dear Dickhead. The only regret I have is spending 12 minutes writing e-mails to you. Seriously, solocigars.com will check and guarantee every box you seek. Go there! Don't contact me again FOH membership cancelled. Have a great day. Rob Rob I think we got off on the wrong foot. Apologies. Any chance of Czar or Tampa Customs being available? I hear good things on those. let me know quality/price and quantities. X Dear X Available only to Canadians and "special friends" . E-mail Solo...ask for Yuri. Have him select his PSP using their special Xraytobac machine. I hear good things. Go with my blessing but do not contact me again. Lmfao!!!!! Thats Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnS Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 'E-mail of July' suggests you get these often Rob? I mean this e-mail is hilarious, should be a candidate for 'e-mail of the year'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckucci Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 haha, wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthson Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Wish I was Canadian so I could get Robs customs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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