Miss Nudie 2022 canned

[El Presidente]

Sad day. 

We had proposed an annual Miss Nudie contest along the lines of the famous "Miss Muriel cigars" contest.  Naturally it was solely to promote our Nudie/Desnudo line of cigars. it would have been tastefully done as Fuzz was to be the contest director. 

However, due to "fierce" internal resistance from certain staff members (no names but sounds like a letter in the alphabet), the concept has been canned. 

Steve, who was only recently promoted to the "Miss Nudie" working committee is devastated. 

Back to the drawing board 

 

 

 

[MoeFOH]

  On 11/25/2021 at 8:55 PM, El Presidente said:

Steve, who was only recently promoted to the "Miss Nudie" working committee is devastated. 

 

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I will recover by looking forward to our next project of equal or lesser morally questionable value. 

[rcarlson]

Well, there goes my marketing vision for the yet-to-be-produced La Gran Erotica blend I was going to suggest.    

[cgoodrich]

  On 11/25/2021 at 8:55 PM, El Presidente said:

Sad day. 

We had proposed an annual Miss Nudie contest along the lines of the famous "Miss Muriel cigars" contest.  Naturally it was solely to promote our Nudie/Desnudo line of cigars. it would have been tastefully done as Fuzz was to be the contest director. 

However, due to "fierce" internal resistance from certain staff members (no names but sounds like a letter in the alphabet), the concept has been canned. 

Steve, who was only recently promoted to the "Miss Nudie" working committee is devastated. 

Back to the drawing board 

 

 

 

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I vote for the one on the right, because she has the biggest…ruffled sleeves!

[Ford2112]

From Miss Muriel to Miss Metamucil,these women must be in their 80s by now

[Luca]

@Fuzz as contest director! Hahaha!! That would of been awesome.

[Kaptain Karl]

  On 11/25/2021 at 10:03 PM, rcarlson said:

Well, there goes my marketing vision for the yet-to-be-produced La Gran Erotica blend I was going to suggest.    

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I think Bill Clinton beat you to it. 

[Shrimpchips]

These folks probably didn’t benefit from the internal guidance you did:

www.businessinsider.com/g-spirits-pours-liquor-over-models-2012-10%3famp

neither these folks:

https://pulptastic.com/vagina-beer/

[Toast & Taste]

Damn.

I was going to enter. 

 

Big Al 

[Fuzz]

  On 11/25/2021 at 8:55 PM, El Presidente said:

Sad day. 

We had proposed an annual Miss Nudie contest along the lines of the famous "Miss Muriel cigars" contest.  Naturally it was solely to promote our Nudie/Desnudo line of cigars. it would have been tastefully done as Fuzz was to be the contest director. 

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I would have brought integrity and respectability to the contest ... not to mention some international ringers...

[mprach024]

  On 11/25/2021 at 8:55 PM, El Presidente said:

However, due to "fierce" internal resistance from certain staff members (no names but sounds like a letter in the alphabet), the concept has been canned. 

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😂😂😂😂😂

[JohnS]

  On 11/25/2021 at 10:30 PM, Luca said:

@Fuzz as contest director! Hahaha!! That would of been awesome.

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That's what I thought! 😂

[La_Tigre]

  On 11/26/2021 at 12:58 AM, Shrimpchips said:

These folks probably didn’t benefit from the internal guidance you did:

www.businessinsider.com/g-spirits-pours-liquor-over-models-2012-10%3famp

neither these folks:

https://pulptastic.com/vagina-beer/

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Doesn’t everyone pour their cocktail over a model’s breast before consuming….?

 

Ummm, SHAKEN not stirred!!

 

[Drguano]

There is a rich history to draw upon. I am sure these examples were selected based solely on their intellect and humanity…

 

 

But wait! There’s more!

[madandana]

Shoot……. Now what is Dana going to do with her cigar leaf pasty’s?

[Drguano]

  On 11/27/2021 at 12:44 PM, madandana said:

Shoot……. Now what is Dana going to do with her cigar leaf pasty’s?

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I have a pretty good idea what she will do with them if she reads your post!

 

[Fuzz]

  On 11/27/2021 at 12:44 PM, madandana said:

Shoot……. Now what is Dana going to do with her cigar leaf pasty’s?

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Tell the truth, Mike. They are your pasties.

[Chibearsv]

I think I've found the correct tiara

[Bill Hayes]

As someone schooled in the dark arts of advertising/marketing, I see the value in harnessing the value of said promotion. Undeterred, we could always evolve it to appease the client and utilise Tik Tok or the video feature on your mobile device to post your/or other's Nudie Run to commemorate this momentous run of undressed boxes.