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…it all goes to prove, I am much better at getting (everyone) into trouble, than getting out of it.

May your last moments be memorable ones!

Me, I prefer to be spend my last moments at 70˚F and 60rH…

Smoking: 42x6.5

Eating: 36-24-34x5'8"

Drinking, only when I come up for air!

-The Pig

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I'd be too pissed off to enjoy a good meal and smoke. I would g o with. 1. Craft Macaroni and cheese with artificial crab with butter. 2. Bottle of Castor oil 3. A stinky god awful Victor Sinclair

In the future....you have been convicted of possessing non plain packaged tobacco and in a quantity larger than 500 grams (Just over a pound). The quantities mean that you were charged as a dealer. Y

Simple tastes for a simple mind! -big pile of my mums home made chicken nuggets in bread crumbs -pint of nesquik chocolate milk -h.upmann #1

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Haha! And a cup of olive oil to drink so they slip and break their necks cleaning up...

Wow and what a mess that would be Dave !!!..I guess I just lost my appetite , some fresh air sandwiches for me. One of my absolutely magnificent PSP Monti 2 a bottle of Hendricks gin a few six packs of cascade tonic..... it makes a big big difference and some ice.

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A cowboy size rib eye and a bottle of 1966 Chateau Lafite Rothschild the only way to go out in style.hungry.gif

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  • a big bowl of Pho with some Vietnamese duck on the side, the kind where it's left to dry out in the sun for a couple of days

a nice bottle of red, preferably shiraz, not too picky on the year or brand, just a good one

monte a

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Carne asada nachos

Two 40 ounces of Old English 800 (super cold) and a glass please

RYJ Cazzie

I'm going down super full and super drunk

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1.) Wagyu ribeye steak with truffle fries

2.) 1945 Mouton Rothschild

3.) 1994 Cohiba Esplendidos

Nothing more, nothing less.

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This thread is causing me to salivate with all the delicious choices, it is clear that the majority of the aficionados are going with the red meat.hungry.gifhungry.gif

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it is clear that the majority of the aficionados are going with the red meat.hungry.gifhungry.gif

It would be hard not to as it is your last meal ever!
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the one place you would not want to have your last meal. or any meal.

has been quite big news here.

i do like his neighbours insisting they were "completely normal". what the hell qualifies as weird?

the local paper - the curious snail - seemed to think that it was all the fault of the victim. always classy, my old paper!

A 27-year-old Australian chef killed his girlfriend, dismembered her, and cooked parts of her body before killing himself. According to the Brisbane Times, police stopped by the Brisbane apartment of Marcus Volke — who had just retuned from cooking on a cruise ship — to respond to requests for a welfare check. Upon arriving they found Volke "boiling severed parts of the woman's body on his stove." Volke fled and hid in a dumpster in his apartment complex. It is believed that he used a knife to take his own life while hiding there.

Volke's mother said there was "no indication anything was wrong" when she last spoke with him. She had not met his murdered girlfriend — a transgendered Indonesian cabaret dancer — who she believes Volke met on the cruise ship. A motive behind the murder has not yet been discovered. Neighbors note that the couple was "completely normal."

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He must have been a crappy chef....who the hell boils meat!!??? No trained chef with an oz of dignity I have ever met would dare boil meat. Why not grill or roast her with some farva beans and a nice chiante...ftftftft!

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Back to the OP subject. If I was in a good mood and they said I could have "Anything"...

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He must have been a crappy chef....who the hell boils meat!!???]

I used to do it with expired meat to make gravy.

Didn't taste or feel rancid after it was cooked to death. The leftover chunk was great as dogfood or meat gum :lol:

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Sashimi platter to start, onto a porterhouse from Jacobs and Company for the main, and s'mores for dessert

1L of Glenlivet Distillers Reserve

the Boli RE Presidente I smoked a month ago

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Reading all these things... Isn't it said that one can't have any substances that alter mind functions?

Does that clause even exist anywhere?

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Reading all these things... Isn't it said that one can't have any substances that alter mind functions?

Does that clause even exist anywhere?

Well if that's the case then I want

two black hash(gold seal) brownies smothered in blue microdot LSD gravy. Magic mushrooms on the side.

one cake made from Chinese Buddha Purple Donkey **** weed (PSP please) with Peruvian Flake and Opium icing

and a bottle of N2O(nitrous oxide) to wash it all down while enjoying a cigar of some sort. No matter, I am guessing by the time I got to smoking I would already be fried. And not by the chair.

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Well if that's the case then I want

two black hash(gold seal) brownies smothered in blue microdot LSD gravy. Magic mushrooms on the side.

one cake made from Chinese Buddha Purple Donkey **** weed (PSP please) with Peruvian Flake and Opium icing

and a bottle of NO(nitrous oxide) to wash it all down while enjoying a cigar of some sort. No matter, I am guessing by the time I got to smoking I would already be fried. And not by the chair.

Snort coke off a hookers ass?

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and a bottle of NO(nitrous oxide) to wash it all down

ummmmmmm... i don't want to be 'THAT' guy. but Nitrous Oxide should be N2O.

Be wary. NO upon contact with oxygen turns into nitric acid. that stuff is used to dissolve silver and sometimes gold

two black hash(gold seal) brownies smothered in blue microdot LSD gravy. Magic mushrooms on the side.

one cake made from Chinese Buddha Purple Donkey **** weed (PSP please) with Peruvian Flake and Opium icing

geez......... i just wanted my tincture of opium :(

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Ny strip steak med rare.

Whole case of coke zero

The darkest most oily Sir Winston rolled yesterday!

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ummmmmmm... i don't want to be 'THAT' guy. but Nitrous Oxide should be N2O.

Be wary. NO upon contact with oxygen turns into nitric acid. that stuff is used to dissolve silver and sometimes gold

geez......... i just wanted my tincture of opium sad.png

Noted and corrected. And I like to go big, its a habit of mine.

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He must have been a crappy chef....who the hell boils meat!!??? No trained chef with an oz of dignity I have ever met would dare boil meat. Why not grill or roast her with some farva beans and a nice chiante...ftftftft!

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Back to the OP subject. If I was in a good mood and they said I could have "Anything"...

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DInner:

Endless Sushi, perferably a local Michigan roll.

Endless rare lamb chops

Endless BBQ ribs and pulled pork.

Endless homemade pizza.

Drink: Murphy's or Guiness stout.

Glenlivet Nadurra 16

Smoke: 1994 SS no 2, followed by ED54, and Bolivar RE Almenia Especiales no 2.

An hour with the only woman I have ever loved, besides my mother.

With that, I will be ready to face the devil.

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