EAR: I need to wean my girlfriend off the good stuff.

[El Presidente]

EAR= Email Assistance Required. 

This one made me laugh.  Over to you good folk. 

 

“Any suggestions for a decent, easy-to-find stick in the 40–44 ring range that won’t break the bank? I’m fully aware how lucky I am to have a new girl who’s now taken to cigars, but at the pace she’s burning through my 2015–18 Cohiba IIIs, I’ll be flat broke by Christmas. I’ve got to ease her off the good juice and quick. What can I wean her onto in that size range  that won’t make me look like a tight git?”

 

 

[Li Bai]

Fabrica005 cigars of course 👍

[chris12381]

I solved the very same predicament with Quai D'Orsay Coronas, Hoyo de Monterrey Epicure No. 2s and El Rey del Mundo Demi Tasse.

She's also become a fan of the Ninfas N7s. 

 

[El Hoze]

Nudie Queen Coronas. I love all of the F5 and BR cigars but the QC size and flavor has made it a new go-to. The one I just reach for. I was looking at inventory a bit recently and realized I smoked 100 Queen Coronas in a year. Certainly has made it into my rotation! 

[Chibearsv]

Depending on current availability and price tolerance: Monte 1, QdO Corona, N1, Queen Corona.

[Çnote]

Kool Kid NCs if that solves the problem better:

Sobremesa Blue 

Tatuaje Escasos 

OpusX makes several in that ring gauge, PLs, #4, #5

Warped Don Reynaldos & La Colmena 

[Ford2112]

Jose L. Piedra . Read to her about the rare Vuelta Arriba region. Tell her nobody knows about this secret marque, the poor man's Partagas!

[Wookie]

Re-use the Cohiba bands?

[LordAnubis]

Dump her. No one needs that sort of negativity in their life. 😁

[JohnS]

3 hours ago, LordAnubis said:

Dump her. No one needs that sort of negativity in their life. 😁

Remember the famous Meatloaf song? So sharing Cohibas now sums up the message of that famous song?

[ha_banos]

She's scammed you dude. She doesn't love you. She's only there to gobble up your Cohiba 🍆

 

[BrightonCorgi]

Don't buy Cohibas or anything expensive. She's going to smoke from your stash, so you stash better be what you can afford for her to smoke.

[SCgarman]

If she has a job, or has her own disposable income, why not let her purchase a box or two of her own choosing. Women have no problems with spending money. 

[cigaraholic]

He doesn’t know how lucky he is!❤️

[benfica_77]

Well two thoughts come to mind...

Number 1 - Don't share the good stuff aka Cohiba's to get laid, for that fact good wine / spirits. Build expensive tastes/habits you will be stuck with those forever or until you break up with her. 

Number 2 - Do I love my wife enough to share my CoRo or Siglo VI with her on a regular basis?...Ermmm, I won't be sharing with her my decision. 

[Lucas Buck]

Simple solution - secret humidor!

[BrightonCorgi]

Find the shitiest cigar you can in the same size and shade as the Cohibas you like. Rock those for a month or two and then reband your Cohibas as those.