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I just saw a clip of Simon Squibb asking a lady how much he would have to pay her to never vape again? She said £1k but when he offered to send the money she reneged.

Bit of a silly question, but how much would he have to pay you to stop smoking cigars indefinitely?

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My first thought was a few box of aged COROs and then I would lie. 

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£200M ... But then what would I do if I was not smoking cigars after that!? 😭 

Glad it's a theoretical exercise. But if anyone's thinking otherwise do call...

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I've already quit drinking, my last vices are cigars and gambling. Pay me to quit gambling instead. You can't pay me to quit cigars.

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It's a tough one, if I had enough money I'd have a lot more time to sit around and smoke cigars!

Maybe I could smoke a pipe for £4m.

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I would give up cigars before I ever gave up coffee. And I would take 100 mil to stop smoking cigars. Then I would find a loop hole. Toscanos?

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For a variety of reasons, none of them health related, I find myself smoking less and less overall.

Just Cigars?

Wouldn't mind $200k to fix the house up a bit and buy a new truck. Honestly if you had cash in hand $50k would suffice.

I've got a stash of Balkan Sobranie pipe tobacco packets and other things to keep me busy.

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6 hours ago, El Presidente said:

$22 Million. 

I am unsure where that number came from.......:rolleyes:

In retrospect, I would pull out of the deal before the money was sent. Paraphrasing Churchill, “I have taken more out of cigars than cigars have taken out of me”. 

 

5 hours ago, ha_banos said:

£200M ... But then what would I do if I was not smoking cigars after that!? 😭 

Glad it's a theoretical exercise. But if anyone's thinking otherwise do call...

Really? I'm torn between envy for the level of contentment in your lives, and pity for your lack of imagination.

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I can't be bought.

My smoking barely registers on the scale due to a lack of time or even a place to smoke as we moved into a new build and don't have a deck yet.

I'd rather have the option to smoke and not be able to get the time to than to have the option removed whatever the price tag is. 

Cheers!

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It’s funny, or not, but if I gave up smoking and sold my now aged stock I would end up with a very tidy sum. For this hypothetical I think there are quite a few members here who could “pay” themselves to quit smoking. Nah. I’m gonna make some ash and piss off my wife instead😂 

Speaking of which…

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18 hours ago, 99call said:

Jeese, you boys are greedy. I would take 100K and then simply continue on a technicality for the win. I can't believe it took the comprehensive educated FOH to come up with the loophole...you guys are slipping!!!

Where is the FOH branding on this contraption!!! I believe it was stolen from Gandalf the Grey!!  🥳😂🤣

As to the question, purchase my collection at BR, value and toss in a cruise around the world, and we have a deal. 

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Cigars are the love of life besides my family, it is the calm in the storm! I already had to quiet coffee & wine because of acid reflux😩 what am I going to do with $$$ if I am not happy! 

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That depends on whether the offer was made public - or at least known to family. Some of them would probably disown me if I turned down 6 figures to keep smoking cigars. Otherwise it’s in the 7 figure territory. 

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