"The Dude abides" who would be your ideal cigar reviewer?

[99call]

So I saw this video the other day, and whilst the guy gets a few things wrong, he's seems to be a good honest bloke, and does not proclaim to be an expert in cigars etc.  but I think he gets the ethos spot on. 

Now.....obviously Rob & Ken  are the age old partnership.....as legendary as mop & bucket or drunk & disorderly etc etc  but if you had a gun to your head who would be your favourite famous cigar reviewer? 

On this back of the video attached,  Sam Elliot I think would be a great call..........but my all time would be Robert Shaw

 

[Ford2112]

The guys mustache alone made me a fan! I would have James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman rate cigars. Best voices. Sam Eliott would be a good one. 

[99call]

Just now, Ford2112 said:

James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman rate cigar

Great calls.    I'll add to the list Sir Anthony Hopkins.  Samuel L Jackson,  Clint Eastwood

[inter4alia]

If he were still alive would be fun to see a Sam Kinison cigar review. 

[williamthewolf]

Rod Serling or Benedict Cumberbatch. 

[99call]

5 minutes ago, williamthewolf said:

Rod Serling

Never heard of him before, watching videos now......interesting character especially for the time.   I flat out can't see Cumberbatch, but it's your call so it's a Yes!

[Cigar Surgeon]

Idris Elba? Maybe The Rock, but he's too positive to be a cigar reviewer, I feel like it might grind him down. Lee Mack or David Mitchell would be a hoot. 

[99call]

Peter Capaldi as 'Malcolm Tucker'

 

[99call]

2 minutes ago, Cigar Surgeon said:

Idris Elba? Maybe The Rock, but he's too positive to be a cigar reviewer, I feel like it might grind him down. Lee Mack or David Mitchell would be a hoot. 

David Mitchell would be great, and the Rock would be interesting but may be far too invested in 'wellbeing' to smoke cigars.   

[Nino]

That guy is perfect - love it, thanks for the video !!

[99call]

54 minutes ago, inter4alia said:

If he were still alive would be fun to see a Sam Kinison cigar review. 

God,......I'd completely forgotten about this guy,  my brain had merged him with Bill Hicks

[DeskSmkr]

Mr. Ed

 

[Chibearsv]

Bill Burr - calls it like he sees it

[99call]

2 minutes ago, DeskSmkr said:

Mr. Ed

Excellent, I would loved to see him eat a Siglo VI with zero respect

[rcarlson]

Dave Grohl

[99call]

11 minutes ago, loose_axle said:

Keanu Reeves  

I wont say anything bad.....rather that I just don't understand.    A very good man and a charitable soul.....but engaging?.......talk me around

[El Presidente]

Without a doubt, infamous stand over man Chopper Read. 

Here he does the weather. 

"Language warning"  

 

 

 

[99call]

3 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

Without a doubt, infamous stand over man Chopper Read. 

I have passionate negative opposition to this due to his needless persecution of the name Stefan

 

[99call]

I actually got called out on this when working overseas with Aussies,  but instantly won redemption because they realised I knew what they were talking about. 

I got my own back when one of them spilled some cereal, and I observed   "look Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief"

[guideright]

Monty Python would be great to see do a review...

[Huckleberry]

Charles Spurgeon no doubt about it.  Both Ken and Rob coming in as close seconds, but only if they wear their CUNTINT masks from back in the heyday of mass disruption

[Edicion]

Ron Perlman or Sean Connery 

[riderpride]

Ooh, it has to be Letterkenny. 

Maybe Betty-anne and Mary-anne due to the incredibly descriptive and destructive banter.

I'd be on the edge of my seat.

Gladly post a link but would probably end up in the sin bin for 2-5. Feel free to browse YouTube. 

Cheers!

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The late Paul Newman, out of The Sting, would work for me

[karp]

Anthony Bourdain would be awesome to see.