El Presidente Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 .....my worst nightmare has come to life https://halfwheel.com/isabela-cigars-releases-the-mammoth/402660/ The cigar is being released in two sizes, a 7 x 70 priced at $13.95 and an 8 x 80 priced at $14.95, both of which are being offered in boxes of 25 cigars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Haha yeah I just posted on a cigar blog earlier today about how I love Isabela, but I hate this release. Give me a special edition Lonsdale, Fundadores etc and I'll bite, but those enormous ring gauges are for the birds. 🦅 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corylax18 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Of course they don't specify the types or ages of the filler tobacco. I cant imagine the crap they shove in these things to keep the price point at 15 bucks. They must pay a 3-4 dollars a cigar for it, that's cigarette tobacco prices. Yuk. 9 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Haha yeah I just posted on a cigar blog earlier today about how I love Isabela, but I hate this release. Give me a special edition Lonsdale, Fundadores etc and I'll bite, but those enormous ring gauges are for the birds. 🦅 Why a "special edition"? Why cant people just make good cigars anymore? All the faux "exclusivity" turns me off just as much if not more than huge ring gauges. Its all gimmicks, one way or another. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Corylax18 said: Why a "special edition"? Why cant people just make good cigars anymore? All the faux "exclusivity" turns me off just as much if not more than huge ring gauges. Its all gimmicks, one way or another. Well yeah, I was just saying as a comparison to those mammoths (which I assume are considered a "special edition") I will say that I've had their regular line and I really enjoyed them. Specifically their Corona and Belicoso i found to be quite tasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akela3rd Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Back in the early eighties there was a local band called Woke Up Screaming, never got anywhere but great name nonetheless. Sent by spooky action at a distance 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.Alpha Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 As I said on a post some time ago, my shopkeep over in Tampa told me that 60+ RG cigars amount to about 35% of his sales. Don't ask me why...😳 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford2112 Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Unbelievable. Big donkey turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yossie Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Chas.Alpha said: As I said on a post some time ago, my shopkeep over in Tampa told me that 60+ RG cigars amount to about 35% of his sales. Don't ask me why...😳 It makes me infer what there're still many people like the president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mprach024 Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 The new Isabella Line of Brock Landers (7x70) and the Dirk Diggler (8x80) are sure to please your significant other this Christmas. Order yours today while supplies last. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 @Connoisseur Kim gonna love these! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Connoisseur Kim Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, Habana Mike said: @Connoisseur Kim gonna love these! Dat cigar is absolutely humongous donkey dick for sure @Habana Mike! I bet my jaw will be broken if I puff that massive donkey dick cigar 😂. I'm also surprised that these donkey dicks are Christmas Special Edition cigars. I'd rather pick Punch 898 and Monte 1 than these dildo rockets for celebrating Christmas. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 So many people over compensating for their little winky. I just don't get the appeal of huge RG cigars. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edicion Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 from a practical point of view, imagine finding space in your humidor for the monster cigar box of 25 they come in 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 And if you truly believe this is a recent thing, please let me introduce you to the Big Butt Corona Gorda (4.75 x 54) from 1998 and the Inmenso from 20 years ago. 80RG+ - not sure as my calipers don't open that wide! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 And for scale, the BB, Inmenso and VR DA (49 RG) next to each other..... Sick I bought them and that I still have them. Novelty buys, Really no wonder I haven't smoked them though! Maybe it's time to see if big butts don't lie! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.Alpha Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 8 hours ago, Fuzz said: So many people over compensating for their little winky. I just don't get the appeal of huge RG cigars. I compensate by smoking as many petit coronas as I can find! It makes me feel manly... 8 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said: I compensate by smoking as many petit coronas as I can find! It makes me feel manly... The half coronas are helpful as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Chas.Alpha said: I compensate by smoking as many petit coronas as I can find! It makes me feel manly... Cohiba Shorts. Those will maybe make one feel adequate... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Kim Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Fuzz said: Some many people over compensating for their little winky. I just don't get the appeal of huge RG cigars. Me too @Fuzz. The only 55 RG+ cigar I enjoyed so far is Monte 1935 Leyenda. I won't puff 55 RG+ cigars unless there're tasty 55 RG+ ones like Monte 1935 Leyenda. 5 hours ago, Edicion said: from a practical point of view, imagine finding space in your humidor for the monster cigar box of 25 they come in I'm sure these donkey dick boxes will take a lot of space as 50 cab due to these donkey dick cigars' massive size. 5 hours ago, Habana Mike said: And for scale, the BB, Inmenso and VR DA (49 RG) next to each other..... Sick I still bought them and still have them. Really no wonder though! Maybe it's time to see if big butts don't lie! Dat 80 RG donkey dick looks like a 12 gauge shotgun shell @Habana Mike! It reminds me of RomaCraft CroMagnon Femur too, which is one of the humongous NC donkey dick cigars. 5 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said: I compensate by smoking as many petit coronas as I can find! It makes me feel manly... Petit Corona is one of my fav CC vitola and I think they are tastier than tastless dull donkey dick rockets. 5 hours ago, Habana Mike said: Cohiba Shorts. Those will maybe make one feel adequate... My Korean FOH buddies also enjoy CoShorts as a 20 min quick smoke. I think CoShorts is tasty Cigarillo too, but I prefer longer quick smokes like HUHC. Maybe I should try ERDM Demi Tasse as well for 20-30 min long filler quick smoke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 24 minutes ago, Edicion said: from a practical point of view, imagine finding space in your humidor for the monster cigar box of 25 they come in The box they come in is a humidor. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Connoisseur Kim said: Petit Corona is one of my fav CC vitola and I think they are tastier than tastless dull donkey dick rockets. My Korean FOH buddies also enjoy CoShorts as a 20 min quick smoke. I think CoShorts is tasty Cigarillo too, but I prefer longer quick smokes like HUHC. Maybe I should try ERDM Demi Tasse as well for 20-30 min long filler quick smoke. Smoke more CoSho at once 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Kim Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Fuzz said: Smoke more CoSho at once I bet my jaw will be blown into smithereens like puffing 80 RG cigars 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Edicion Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Fuzz said: The box they come in is a humidor. Here's when they are rolling them 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprach024 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, Connoisseur Kim said: Me too @Fuzz. The only 55 RG+ cigar I enjoyed so far is Monte 1935 Leyenda. You are missing out, don’t close your mind too quickly. The HDM Rio Secco and Trini Topes are some of the best cigars in production the last 2 years. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Kim Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 1 hour ago, mprach024 said: You are missing out, don’t close your mind too quickly. The HDM Rio Secco and Trini Topes are some of the best cigars in production the last 2 years. Thanks @mprach024! I'm actually planning to get HDM Rio Seco and Trini Topes, since they get good reveiews on FOH (they're popular in Korea too). Will let you know when I review these two majestic sticks 😃. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman78629 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 I LOOOVE a big ash...... BUT THIS???😳 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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