El Presidente Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Yes all gifts are blessed.... I received a CD once from mum and dad. I asked for Neil Youngs "Harvest" album. I received John Paul Youngs "love is in the air" album. Worse...my mates found out. Merciless. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzArd Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Once someone got me some of those stupid effing “trucknuts” in olive green. Why, I have no idea. Was from my wife’s friend. Maybe she thought I was a d__k.... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derboesekoenig Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 You guys get gifts? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElJavi76 Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Beard grooming kit... A week after I took the effin thing off. Yaaaaaaay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted December 10, 2018 Share Posted December 10, 2018 An expired gift card. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madandana Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 I was about 45 and my mom got me Marsha Brady’s book. I couldn’t help but laugh at the gift. Mom was afended. Book was pretty good.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigaraholic Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Soooo many....starting with an empty gift card from my boss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGD Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 I didn’t receive it, but I convinced one of my co-workers yo get another co-worker a hampster for a secret Santa gift. That is probably on of the worst gifts you can ever get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KING BROWN Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Boxed set of kerchiefs that I expect to receive from my mum in a couple of weeks time. Never had the heart to tell her that I'm a tissue only sort of bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fuzz Posted December 11, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 hours ago, JGD said: I didn’t receive it, but I convinced one of my co-workers yo get another co-worker a hampster for a secret Santa gift. That is probably on of the worst gifts you can ever get. Unless you're Richard Gere... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KING BROWN Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Fuzz said: Unless you're Richard Gere... I think Mr. Gere's preferred playmate is the gerbil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 a long way from the worst but my mother, who really is quite innocent (many years ago, when the gay and lesbian mardi gras was first televised, she lent over to my agitated father - who was muttering that they should not be showing that sort of thing on the ABC - and said, don't worry, dear, i think you'll find that they are all hairdressers), gave me a bottle of chocolate body paint. she had no idea what it might be used for or why anyone would ever make it but thought it might be fun. rest of the family in stitches. but a long way from the worst. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 hours ago, JGD said: I didn’t receive it, but I convinced one of my co-workers yo get another co-worker a hampster for a secret Santa gift. That is probably on of the worst gifts you can ever get. Yes because they DIE---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopeUgood Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Given a few, got my boss a neon pink eiffel tower rendering....the top was slightly different, very phallic, and it came from a sex toy shop in Paris. I left it on his desk with a big sticky note that said " was able to get the one you wanted" and his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irratebass Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Worst gift I received, not sure it can be considered a gift though, since I paid for the membership, but was for the Tatauaje cigars Saints & Sinners membership, and they shipped up SNS Tissues! TISSUES!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cayman17 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, irratebass said: Worst gift I received, not sure it can be considered a gift though, since I paid for the membership, but was for the Tatauaje cigars Saints & Sinners membership, and they shipped up SNS Tissues! TISSUES!!!!!! I think that was a “gag” gift, since so many SnS members seem to get their feelings hurt on a regular basis. I agree I thought it was weird to get the tissues, though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 16 hours ago, El Presidente said: I received a CD once from mum and dad. I asked for Neil Youngs "Harvest" album. I received John Paul Youngs "love is in the air" album. It's said that parents know their children best. After watching (part of) the love is in the air video, I'd say yours were spot on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbackFan Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 I was gifted a pair of winter gloves from a relative, and both of them were the left handed glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avaldes Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 One year at the Christmas party my (then) employer gave out chapstick with the company logo... They were a great company, and they did everything else right, but the Christmas party was a MAJOR flop. In retrospect, they did have really good Christmas bonuses, so perhaps it was worth the chapstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stump89 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Got this from an office xmas party several years ago. Its ugly as hell and I hate it. But for some reason I cant bring myself to get rid of it. Definitely a conversation piece lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayepatz Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Pope on a Rope. Like Soap on a Rope, but cleanses your soul as well as your body. I’m a Rangers fan. It was a gift from a pal who supports the other lot. He also bought me a Celtic mug. Hilarious. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, ayepatz said: Pope on a Rope. Like Soap on a Rope, but cleanses your soul as well as your body. I’m a Rangers fan. It was a gift from a pal who supports the other lot. He also bought me a Celtic mug. Hilarious. Beats poop on a rope ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Bottle of Zinfandel that was 15 years old. You can’t age Zinfandel and I knew it was a “what can I give him? Look here is a bottle of wine that had been sitting around forever.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head83 Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 My in-laws are notoriously horrible gift givers and not just to me which is to be expected. Every year my wife and I call her brother as well to laugh at our terrible gifts. They do not seem to like throwing things away so they send us all their old crap to "pass it down." Last year I received a used olive fork because I enjoyed some stuffed olives at their house while visiting. My wife got some old candle sticks as well and both gifts found their way into the trash by night fall. It would be one thing if they were struggling financially but he is a retired two-star general and now executive for a leading insurance/banking company. Not saying gifts are all about the monetary value placed on them but C'Mon man! At least make it a new olive fork lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeedubbya Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I’m seemingly getting a divorce for Christmas this year. Worst or best gift ever? To be continued.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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