No oyster bed, but we do grow our own blackberries. Grocery store prices are just outrageous, however harvesting them is tedious, so .... Typically I get way too much to use before they go bad, so I am forced to make blackberry wine with the leftovers. What a travesty.
Funny thing about Escargot though, it is not really that expensive to make at home so long as you are fine with using canned snails. Garden snails are free, but require purging for a few days, and if you have kids, get them to find them. What kid does not want to play in the dirt looking for snails, plus, no park ranger is going to arrest your kid for "playing with snails." That would just be government over reach.
But speaking of earthly pleasures, you should try my thanksgiving day turkey. I render fat out of scrap pieces of foie gras, mix it with clarified butter plus all of the herbs, and pipe it in under the skin once it stiffens back up. Throw in my gravy, that takes two days to make, and it is award winning.