Message from Cigar Confucius

[El Presidente]

 

 

 

 

 

[JohnS]

I suppose the follow-up video will be, "Do you smoke cigars during your sleep? Then this video is for you!"

[99call]

At his current exponential rate of not caring. In exactly four days his content will be like this.

[Habanoschris]

I saved this video. It's very useful...just in case one of my cigars keeps me awake 🤣

[tbelle7]

Any chance of getting Pres to wear that costume (or similar) in the next FOH cigar review?

[zeedubbya]

And yet Dunhill made Nightcap and JF Germain made Esoterica And So To Bed for evening smoking, and both are pretty nicotine heavy blends… 🤔 Seems he’s only missing the Dog and a Diary. Ode to One is one of the greatest tobacco tins EVER 😂 

** credit to 4Noggins for the pic, too lazy to take a pic of my own

[riderpride]

Now one on high-nicotine cigars vs crappy cigar vids: which one raises your blood pressure more.

Cheers

[mikejh]

Please, can we get an interview with Jasim and Ken?

[Li Bai]

"Cigar Confucius" 🤣🤣😂

Ok, I had a few ideas for his next topic but his creativity is beyond mine I must say.

Next week "Cigars and infidelity, what should I smoke to cover another woman's scent, NW or CC?"

Or "Cigars and Aliens, what cigar should one offer in case of a close encounter of the third kind?"

 

[Arabian]

I think the guy turned into an AI, someone needs to pull the plug.

[LaoFan]

Hold on...Nobody's gonna comment on Confucius' first pull of the video being a massive ash bomb right on his pants?! 🤯

Cut cut cut. Let's start this one again.

[BoliDan]

Ok guys. Its now time to talk about having a cigar before we go shopping. Higher nicotine will make go fast. Smoking a cigar fast also affects how much stinky you carry. Lower nicotine and slower smoking will make you go slower but less stinky. Adjust based on the size of your shopping list. Im so happy this was helpful. Like and subscribe.

[Puros Y Vino]

Hmmm...He's starting to become a parody of himself? 🤔

[BrightonCorgi]

Which cigar is best before doing heated room yoga?

[BoliDan]

47 minutes ago, BrightonCorgi said:

Which cigar is best before doing heated room yoga?

Quintero nacionales and rum raisin cake. Easy. Next

 

[Ford2112]

42 minutes ago, Puros Y Vino said:

Hmmm.. He's starting to become a parody of himself? 🤔

That ship sailed long ago with this dude.

[Rhod]

All of those edits made me want to choke a baby.

[Chibearsv]

I won't click on either what's his face or the other what's his face. They've both proven they've got nothing to offer me in terms of enjoyment or usable information.

[Puros Y Vino]

His most recent topic trajectory included.

• It's Plume! Not mold! (did not pan out well for him)
• Sex and Cigars.
• Sleep and cigars.

My bet on what's next.

Which kind of cigars make you poop. Or...which cigars are best enjoyed while you poop?

[Li Bai]

3 hours ago, Puros Y Vino said:

Which kind of cigars make you poop.  Or...which cigars are best enjoyed while you poop?

I love this one 😂🤣

Another one for the road "what's a suitable beard length for a cigar smoker?"

[99call]

3 hours ago, Puros Y Vino said:

Or...which cigars are best enjoyed while you poop?

I can’t provide you a cigar pairing, but I can provide a soundtrack...

[Puros Y Vino]

3 hours ago, 99call said:

I can’t provide you a cigar pairing, but I can provide a soundtrack...

Ah yes. The Miura. Sexiest car ever IMO.

[CaptainQuintero]

5 hours ago, BoliDan said:

Quintero nacionales and rum raisin cake. Easy. Next

Can confirm.

[CaptainQuintero]

3 hours ago, Puros Y Vino said:

His most recent topic trajectory included.

    It's Plume! Not mold! (did not pan out well for him)
    Sex and Cigars.
    Sleep and cigars.

My bet on what's next.

Which kind of cigars make you poop. Or...which cigars are best enjoyed while you poop?

  Oh my gosh I've just watched the plume video for the first time!  

[Ford2112]

To be fair, many a cigar has followed me into the bathroom.