weird dreams...

[Ken Gargett]

i'm sure everyone has them.

If the other mods deem this to be offending the rules against US politics, please just delete. My intention is not to do so – just thought this was one of the weirder dreams of late. So please do not turn it into a debate about politics. I assure you that the dream was in support of no one. And no one emerged in a manner that one would suggest was to their credit. Good luck if you can make anything out of it.

I swear I am not making this up.

 

Started in a small and ratty school hall where the republicans were announcing their candidate for the presidency for the next election. The winner…. Jennifer Aniston.

Ms Aniston took to the stage and agreed to accept the nomination on the condition that from now on, everyone wore brown.

This all annoyed the presumptive nominee enormously and so he left. He lost the power of speech and turned into a very large grumpy cloud. His supporters turned into very small clouds. They all spent the rest of the dream attempting to blow everything over – like the clouds in Monty Python – but could not so much as move a blade of grass. Which kept making them grumpier.

The democrats took one look at all this and decided that if it was not compulsory to vote, it should not be compulsory to have a candidate and so they withdrew all candidates from the election. They did, however, request that everyone in the country stand to attention with their arms folded. And if they were going to have a policy, it would have been that the sky should be blue. (I promise, I am not making this up).

Back to Ms Aniston. The republicans decided the gloss had worn off and they needed a strong, intelligent man of integrity for vice president. So they announced they would find a sportsman. A spokeswoman for all the sportsmen in the country announced that no sportsman would demean themselves so much, and was so lacking in integrity, as to ever be involved in politics.

The republicans then decided that if they could not have a vice president, they should have a policy. Which would be the only policy for anyone in the election. Ms Aniston led the chant.

“No wine for schoolkids, no wine for schoolkids.”

Fortunately, at this stage I woke up.

[Fuzz]

Stop eating cheese before bed.... or may be not?

[puromaniac]

Great dream, @Ken Gargett

Maybe if I eat cheese before bed I can have one with Jennifer Aniston in it. Most of my dreams for too long have been about travelling, and not in a good way. The recurring theme is having things stolen, losing my passport and shoes, confronted with routes that don't go where I want to, missing planes and trains, a phone that NEVER works, not being able to find a washroom, and running out of cigars.

[NSXCIGAR]

I've had a few dreams about Jennifer Aniston but they certainly didn't go like that. 

[Ken Gargett]

5 minutes ago, puromaniac said:

Great dream, @Ken Gargett

Maybe if I eat cheese before bed I can have one with Jennifer Aniston in it. Most of my dreams for too long have been about travelling, and not in a good way. The recurring theme is having things stolen, losing my passport and shoes, confronted with routes that don't go where I want to, missing planes and trains, a phone that NEVER works, not being able to find a washroom, and running out of cigars.

so you dream about my life!

[Nevrknow]

Ken? One word of advice. Quit rolling blunts with the cigars you don't like that Rob sends you. I hope this helps.

[cigaraholic]

At least you got the Republican choice of shirt color correct.

[MickVanWinkle]

Please share your bedtime routine. My dreams lack this depth.

[BigGuns]

I just want to know what you smoked before bedtime!  I’d like to give it a run…

Reminds me of a thread some rando started blathering on about dreaming of being a rap star and blaming it on smoking cigars to close to bedtime.

[Li Bai]

Well @Ken Gargett, dreams carry a meaning only the dreamer can figure out and all the characters in one's dream are in fact the dreamer (or at least a part of him) so, what is the Jennifer Aniston in you trying to tell you ? 

[Ken Gargett]

55 minutes ago, Li Bai said:

Well @Ken Gargett, dreams carry a meaning only the dreamer can figure out and all the characters in one's dream are in fact the dreamer (or at least a part of him) so, what is the Jennifer Aniston in you trying to tell you ? 

time to watch some rerun of friends?

[Li Bai]

4 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

time to watch some rerun of friends?

It's never a bad idea 🤣😂😂

[joeypots]

16 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

Jennifer Aniston

What was she wearing?