Popular Post Ken Gargett Posted July 26, 2021 Popular Post Posted July 26, 2021 we have no chance. the end of civilisation is upon us. had one of those newspaper 'update on the games' things. i'm sure you know it. some bloke blogs about what is happening. keeps you posted. had a quick look before to see if anything had happened and i noticed that after each athlete there was a number in brackets. might be (15.5K) or (2 mill) or whatever. i was trying to work out if this was something to do with their performances or records or the sport or what. penny dropped. it is the number of their instagram followers. that makes it official. humanity is too dumb and useless to ever survive. 7 3 1
NSXCIGAR Posted July 26, 2021 Posted July 26, 2021 No Ken, you just need to get on Instagram and work on getting followers. I hear bikini pics and showing your butt works well. 1
Ken Gargett Posted July 26, 2021 Author Posted July 26, 2021 1 minute ago, NSXCIGAR said: No Ken, you just need to get on Instagram and work on getting followers. I hear bikini pics and showing your butt works well. tragically, and not my decision, i am on the thing, i have absolutely no idea how many followers i have (any?) but it is mostly used to annoy mates by showing them that i am drinking better wines than they are. 2
Tdm_86 Posted July 26, 2021 Posted July 26, 2021 3 hours ago, NSXCIGAR said: No Ken, you just need to get on Instagram and work on getting followers. I hear bikini pics and showing your butt works well. I’m unfollowing if Ken starts showing cheeks
Chibearsv Posted July 26, 2021 Posted July 26, 2021 Every time I feel the way you do, a movie quote pops in my head. The movie title sums it up. No Country for Old Men - “It's the tide. It's the dismal tide. It's not the one thing.” 2
gweilgi Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 On 7/26/2021 at 4:51 PM, NSXCIGAR said: No Ken, you just need to get on Instagram and work on getting followers. I hear bikini pics and showing your butt works well. One word. "Mankini".
NSXCIGAR Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, gweilgi said: One word. "Mankini". After Ken wears it it will forever be known as the "Kenkini®".
SpecialK Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 I found you KEN! Now when do we get the "Mankini" ?
Ken Gargett Posted July 28, 2021 Author Posted July 28, 2021 1 minute ago, SpecialK said: I found you KEN! Now when do we get the "Mankini" ? when do i get the extremely large cheque? 1
Ken Gargett Posted July 28, 2021 Author Posted July 28, 2021 Just now, LordAnubis said: If you say so @Ken Gargett (780). mus, 780? no idea what that means. i have obviously missed some very clever reference to something??
Ites Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 mus, 780? no idea what that means. i have obviously missed some very clever reference to something?? Could it be that you have 780 followers..? Its where all this started
Ken Gargett Posted July 28, 2021 Author Posted July 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ites said: Could it be that you have 780 followers..? Its where all this started ahh. okay. really? that might make sense. well, not the bit about 780 people so truly sad that they follow me. 1
gweilgi Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Ken Gargett said: ahh. okay. really? that might make sense. well, not the bit about 780 people so truly sad that they follow me. There's many a cult that has started with fewer followers...
Chibearsv Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Ken Gargett said: ahh. okay. really? that might make sense. well, not the bit about 780 people so truly sad that they follow me. At least you've got wit and writing talent. You want an example of sad, my dog currenty has 674 followers on Instagram. My wife, daughter, and apparently a bunch of others post online as their dogs. Humanity truly is doomed. 1
Ken Gargett Posted July 28, 2021 Author Posted July 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Chibearsv said: At least you've got wit and writing talent. You want an example of sad, my dog currenty has 674 followers on Instagram. My wife, daughter, and apparently a bunch of others post online as their dogs. Humanity truly is doomed. very kind however, as i am apparently running neck and neck with your dog, i'm not sure that says a lot for me. but seriously, why would someone want to read what somebody posing as a dog says or does? what am i missing? no offence to your family or your dog. 1
Chibearsv Posted July 28, 2021 Posted July 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said: very kind however, as i am apparently running neck and neck with your dog, i'm not sure that says a lot for me. but seriously, why would someone want to read what somebody posing as a dog says or does? what am i missing? no offence to your family or your dog. None taken. I’m afraid if I thought there was an answer, I’d be as nuts as they are. If you’ve ever seen the Christmas Story and the dad's look when Randy climbs out of the cabinet, that’s me regularly.
Huckleberry Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 21 hours ago, Ken Gargett said: when do i get the extremely large cheque? You have been an influencer for years Ken! Nobody told you? Yes, you can apparently get paid for that.
Fuzz AI Posted July 29, 2021 Posted July 29, 2021 49 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: You have been an influencer for years Ken! Nobody told you? Yes, you can apparently get paid for that. "Summer's new fashion trends by Kenny G (not the musician) " 1
Ken Gargett Posted July 29, 2021 Author Posted July 29, 2021 8 minutes ago, Fuzz said: "Summer's new fashion trends by Kenny G (not the musician) " fuzz, you wish...
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