WINNER ANNOUNCED!! FOH : Weekend "finish the Story Comp"

[GotYaGoat]

One line only plz keep it pithy, cause right now these raps are iffy!

[sho671]

I guess we should tame it down and keep it clean and get the topic back bout cigars in a jiffy

[Meklown]

Sit down, light up a big Sir Winnie

[GotYaGoat]

I never even seen a Winnie before, but I have high hopes for Tuesday's 24-24

[jonnyfromiranny]

That's SIR Winnie to you, graham cracker to it's core

[Fosgate]

The lurking piranha's will gobble them up before you can click twenty four.

[GotYaGoat]

More like great whites staring at the clock, but I pray Di hits me with the "you got a box ;)"

[Fosgate]

I've never seen them for sale but who knows, it's the year of the Ox!

[sho671]

The only way you'll get them is to be sly like a fox.

[Deeg]

Be  prepared to spend a pretty penny whenever the Prez says "not too many".  

[Habana Mike]

and on the ground they're pretty thinny

[BoliDan]

But we still say "give me, give me". As the the infinite black hole of desire consumes our bank accounts, we have the fire to be resilient, regardless of cost amounts.

[La_Tigre]

Cogitate briefly...

....”Sorry, All Boxes Have Sold”...

Ruminate gravely...

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¿¿¿Wrong Competition???

Yet so desperate for a

@Ken Gargett haiku.

[GotYaGoat]

Haiku..God Bless You. Forget Sir Winnie, you'll have better luck finding Pikachu.

[jonnyfromiranny]

If you search hard enough, you might find a few HQ

[triphitter]

All this talk about Sir Winnie is Pooh pooh

Just relax and puff on a price affordable H Umpann No. 2

[Homer]

The End.

[Islandboy]

...is near, better light up your finest.

[Fosgate]

..And grab Kens top ten wine list.

[sho671]

Top ten this, top ten that. Why does everything have to come down to being a stat?

[cigaraholic]

Because stats are what’s made Marvin fat

[taylorgov2]

Marvin wasn't fat that was Luther Vandross but both were Top 10 when you turn the lights off

[Fosgate]

Clap on, clap off. thats how how it goes

[jonnyfromiranny]

For the lonely ole roller at El Laguito

[Islandboy]

Did you know that she actually has all of her toes?