Fosgate Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Yeah, but did you see the size of her nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Her doctor claims it’s from all the rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamehawker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Which added to her rather largely wide bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosgate Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 She inherited from her mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 But the cigars she rolls are second to none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamehawker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 And many a cigar rolling contests she has won But her deepest desires is to be a stripper pole dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosgate Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 and stay away from cigarettes that cause the cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprach024 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 So she started her career as an exotic dancer, and found it was as good as any puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 ... many a dance she performed, un-exotic for some for cash was this time, on his lap for a sum. With is lips to her back, and one hand to his gun, The next line is yours, say the right word and you've won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyfromiranny Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 don't want it to end, this was a lot of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 ...said the man, with one hand on his gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Tigre Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 “Is that my gun or my wang?” he complained... cannot tell which is harder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMcLean68 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 If he shoots the wrong one he will end up a father. But that is enough of this crude palaver, Lets get back on track and smoke a Por Larranaga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 A Por Larranaga, beside the fire pit at the beach house, they both enjoyed, but she couldn’t help wonder, whose cat is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin865 Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 It might be the one from Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamehawker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Or it might not be a cat at all but instead it is a large rat. But I digress and while I am smoking my cigar my mind wanders back to visions of the El Laguito roller in her sexy dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Tigre Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Frocks they go with the full court press but let’s have n’more talk o’ that dirty, rotten below... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosgate Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Instead letsx talk about Dirty Johny as he steps up and says "Hello" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamehawker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Well Dirty Johny is a sight to behold with big rings on his fingers and bells on his toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Tigre Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Oh ok, Johnny have it a go... “Uncle Terry was in De Nang” You don’t f**% with Uncle Terry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 Then Dirty Johnny lowers his sunglasses and gives me a stare, and he says to me, “you know...Uncle Terry was once your Aunt Theresa, those doctors in De Nang are handy with a knife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 ... neither a knife or a fife he concealed in pocket. not a bone or phone, a cigar, nor dog rocket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamehawker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 And the only remembrance of him being Aunt Theresa was a picture of her around his neck in a locket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 ... poor Aunt T, she succumbed to infection, that new hip and a socket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Upon her demise, they used her hip and a socket for parts in a rocket...just Cuba being Cuba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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