THEMISCHMAN Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Ok. Last one. Horse: Hey dog, you wanna hear a joke?Dog: Sure. Horse: So the guy in the tights here and his girl walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, having a good time, and then all of the sudden a dog walks in and sits down next to them. The dog orders a beer and while the bartender is getting his beer the dog starts licking his nuts. The bartender comes back with the dogs beer and Mr. Tight Pants motions for the bartender to come over. He says to the bartender, “Man, I wish I could do that.” The bartender says, “Well, you should probably ask him first.”Dog: See, this is why we can’t be friends. I hope they send you to the glue factory.
Taco Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Horse: What’s your take on 18th Century neoclassical art? Dog: Extremely important to the art movement. It marked a time in art history when artists began imitating Greek and Roman antiquity and the artists of the Renaissance. Woof. 1
SirVantes Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Horse: Why did you help her track us down? Dog: Hey, she gets a bone, I get a bone. 1
SirVantes Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Horse: So the plan is for me to throw my rider, so that she can engage him in sexual congress? Dog: Yep. You buck him, she f--- Horse: Ok, ok! I got it!
GavLew79 Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Horse: "Mate, please don't let her climb on too; I've carried this guy 6 miles already, and he eats more than me. If she climbs on, bite her on the arse!" Dog: "Woof!"
Zaxeiler Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Dog: And they say our love is wrong... Horse: Right???
99call Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Dog = You alright mate, you look tired? Horse = I don't know! can you see all these golden coins? they keep following me around everywhere 1
Connoisseur Kim Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Dog: Holy moly! Is she trying to brutally unhorse a dude with goofy pink tight elastic pants from ya buddy ??! Horse: Nah, they're just going to make love as if there is no tomorrow. Making love is very much like puffing a vintage Cuban cigar in pristine condition. First of all, you've got to set the mood. Then, caress her gently and softly with loving attention. The rest is take your time and have fun with your style all day long like a stallion ?. Dog: Now I see why do some folks view a cigar as a Freudian phallic symbol like using the term donkey dick ? on flashy gigantic 60+ RG cigars ?... 1
Akela3rd Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Dog : Ah, there you are... I thought we were going for a pint? Horse : Yeah, sorry mate. He's new to this riding malarkey and his mum won't let go. She's worried he'll fall off again. Sent from Cosmos Redshift 7
joeypots Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Dog, "I'll have what he's having." Horse, "Get in line."
JC67 Posted July 30, 2020 Posted July 30, 2020 Dog to Horse Can these guys just get a room so that we can smoke the cigars i stole from Ken !
joeruby Posted July 30, 2020 Posted July 30, 2020 Horse- Shall I? Dog- Go ahead, make my day. Buck him..
Habana Mike Posted July 30, 2020 Posted July 30, 2020 No joke but the lithography was done by Calvert Litho in Detroit, Michigan circa early 1920s. Seems quite a few originals and prints available across the interwebs....
Popular Post MoeFOH Posted July 31, 2020 Popular Post Posted July 31, 2020 Haha... pissing myself reading these... The random draw winner is @lovethehaze !! Congrats!! Please PM your details (name, address, and email) to me @MoeFOH and we'll arrange dispatch of your prize. Thanks to all who participated! 5
lovethehaze Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 What a way to wake up ! Thanks FOH Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2
StogieSteve23 Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Congrats B-Rad, well done bud! Great competition here. Very funny to read everyone's posts! 1
GVan Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Congrats - the only thing I could come up with was unfit to post ..... 1
Akela3rd Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Congratulations to both @lovethehaze, and to FoH for running this - bloody brilliant idea! Sent from Cosmos Redshift 7 1
lovethehaze Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 FOH your generosity never ceases to astonish me. Thanks for the package ? 1
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