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13 minutes ago, FatherOfPugs said:

Beast Light, nooooooo!  It would have been delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon! And yes! ? Especially on game days, we started pre-gaming (drinking) at 6am when the Badgers played at 11am.

In division 3 our pregame involved bud. If you know what I mean. 

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And for the drive home, beat the DUI with the strangest invention known to man!

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The Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Dispenser

I think anyone truly inebriated enough to need this would have a tough time deploying it.

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Someone once sent me a link (and I wish I saved it) of old fashions ads that would never get release today.  Most were the classic misogynistic ads of a bygone era, but one was for a beer tap for your dashboard.  It showed two men sitting in the front seat of a car with pints of beer with the tagline, "never be bored in traffic again."  

This was once a real product.  

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1 hour ago, Kitchen said:

Someone once sent me a link (and I wish I saved it) of old fashions ads that would never get release today.  Most were the classic misogynistic ads of a bygone era, but one was for a beer tap for your dashboard.  It showed two men sitting in the front seat of a car with pints of beer with the tagline, "never be bored in traffic again."  

This was once a real product.  

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3 hours ago, Drguano said:

And for the drive home, beat the DUI with the strangest invention known to man!

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The Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Dispenser

I think anyone truly inebriated enough to need this would have a tough time deploying it.

I think if you piss in the breathalyzer you're going to get arrested...

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15 hours ago, Drguano said:

Here’s one I never thought of, a wall mounted beer holder for the shower...

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many many years ago, when working in london, i got picked in the English Law Society cricket team. we were to play Oporto (all the old Brit winemakers, although their captain was a young Aussie). we were staying at the Oporto Royal Cricket and Lawn Tennis Club. brilliant place. so much fun.

arriving from london and seeing sun, the first thing i needed was a drink. the second was a shower to wash the london grime off. there was a button/buzzer on the wall in the shower. could not work out what it was so of course, i pressed it. three minutes later, the door to the bathroom opens and a waiter asks for my drink order. i'm still under the shower! 

still one of my all time fave places. 

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17 hours ago, Drguano said:

And for the drive home, beat the DUI with the strangest invention known to man!

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The Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Dispenser

I think anyone truly inebriated enough to need this would have a tough time deploying it.

I think this is for passing a drug test.... Or so I have heard:)

 

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