Cut to the chase 2... Cut harder!

[ponfed]

Inspired by the @El Presidente thread :

 

From the hip. 

...you have 3 seconds

the two cigars you wouldn't mind to see discontinued.

NO GUANTANAMERA! TOO EASY!

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[ponfed]

R&J Petit Belicoso

Romeo 2

[mt1]

Quintero Tubulares

Vegas Robaina Familiares (oh wait, it's already discontinued but it still haunts me)

[anjimj]

Monte open series 

Monte #2 petites 

[Moogypug]

1. Medio siglo (wastes perfectly good leaves)

2. Regional releases (another waste) -tired of schizophrenic releases. 

[MD Puffer]

1.  Any cigarillos

2.  Behikes (if I can't have or obtain them then no one should have them)

[Colt45]

none and none.

[JohnS]

11 minutes ago, Colt45 said:

none and none.

So True...! ?

[Stump89]

Cuaba anything

Romeo Cedros deluxe 

[earthson]

Edicion Limitadas.  Second-class wrapper + unique vitola = profit$$$!

RyJ Petit Churchill

[NSXCIGAR]

6 hours ago, ponfed said:

R&J Petit Belicoso

This is indeed a terrible cigar, mostly because it's never existed. 

[ponfed]

3 minutes ago, NSXCIGAR said:

This is indeed a terrible cigar, mostly because it's never existed. 

Short pyramide? 

[dar24601]

Any stick larger than 52 rg

All regionals

[losttrailer]

That's an easy one ! As a believer in cigar cannibalization, i would

1. like to see the Hoyo de San Juan being led to the scaffold, since i accuse her to have murdered the des Dieux, and

2. whichever cigar is responsible for the death of the MdO No.2 ( most urgent suspect : Inmensos )

And don't tell me something about sales numbers or other fairy tales .

[gweilgi]

Any three Edition Limitadas.

Second thoughts ....

In years when the lazy buggers at HSA decide to release regional editions that they have previously released in other countries, swap out any EL for that particular ER offender.

[NSXCIGAR]

1 hour ago, ponfed said:

Short pyramide? 

Are you referring to the 2005 EL? I think 13 years has pretty much vanished that cigar from the countryside. Talk about a forgotten EL...wow.

And I don't think ELs and ERs count in this. A limited production can't be "cut".

[ponfed]

 

28 minutes ago, NSXCIGAR said:

Are you referring to the 2005 EL? I think 13 years has pretty much vanished that cigar from the countryside. Talk about a forgotten EL...wow.

And I don't think ELs and ERs count in this. A limited production can't be "cut".

Am I insane? I though there was a regular production shortish torpedo .. maybe its not in RyJ? 

Do I have  early onset dementia?

[MD Puffer]

1 hour ago, ponfed said:

Do I have  early onset dementia?

Maybe. Maybe you have a prion disease instead though. Either way, you’ll need to quit smoking cigars. Too dangerous for someone in your condition to have acccess to flammable items. I’ll shoot you my address and take some time out of my schedule for you by putting  them in my humidor for safe-keeping. 

[M777]

1. Monte open (all)

2. No others

[NSXCIGAR]

2 hours ago, ponfed said:

Do I have  early onset dementia?

I'm no doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but...it's not looking good. 

I think the reason you don't like them it because it was fake! The 05 EL was the only RyJ short figurado ever produced post-Rev. And since figurados weren't really that popular until post-Rev--let alone short figurados, I'd say a vitola such as that was never produced even pre-Rev. 

[NSXCIGAR]

Connie B. Let's use that tobacco in the Connie A, increase production and lower the price. 

The only cuts I'm OK with are for vitola redundancy elimination. I suppose the Party Aristocrats, MF or PCE could be cut to improve the remaining. Or any one of the RyJ Cedros No. 2, MF, Romeo No. 2 or PC could be cut. 

[ponfed]

52 minutes ago, NSXCIGAR said:

I'm no doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but...it's not looking good. 

I think the reason you don't like them it because it was fake! The 05 EL was the only RyJ short figurado ever produced post-Rev. And since figurados weren't really that popular until post-Rev--let alone short figurados, I'd say a vitola such as that was never produced even pre-Rev. 

Ok so what were gonna do, is take a Belicoso, cut it in half, discontinue THAT.

 

 

[ponfed]

2 hours ago, MD Puffer said:

Maybe. Maybe you have a prion disease instead though. Either way, you’ll need to quit smoking cigars. Too dangerous for someone in your condition to have acccess to flammable items. I’ll shoot you my address and take some time out of my schedule for you by putting  them in my humidor for safe-keeping. 

Can't. I ate a bunch boveda packets and pierced my ear drum with the butane can muzzle. 

Tried to use my Perfect Draw on the cat and put distilled water down my pants. 

 

Busy day.

[rcarlson]

11 hours ago, FatherOfPugs said:

1. Any Monte Open

2. Any Punch 

 

Yep.

[cigcars]

    1.   Fonseca KDT's  

    2.   Vegueros Mananitas