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This is revolutionary people spotlight.gif

This rivals the "wheel" "Internet" and "Penicillin" as one of the greatest changes to the world. rotfl.gif

Now I have written plenty of crap in my time but this article takes the cake.

Their recommendations?

1. Lemon soda to cut through.

2. Lemon soda and cheese

3. Cinnamon candy

4. scrape your tongue

5. Brush your teeth.

Geniuses ! rotfl.gif rotfl.gif

http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1414705

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maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good.

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maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good.

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"If you plan on smoking several cigars in a row, it pays to cleanse your palate before lighting up your next primo; not unlike eating sorbet between dishes during a multi-course meal."

So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! lol3.gif

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So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! lol3.gif

I will miss your company Munts rotfl.gif

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I usually smoke out in the garden and we have fresh Parsley available all the time! Chewing on a few sprigs works great ok.gif

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Someone should come up with a substance you could chew that was impregnated with a mint like flavor that would freshen your breath and clean your teeth...

I bet they would make a motza!

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maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good.

Back in high school, a mate was a bit too enthusiastic sucking up a solution into a pipette and copped a mouthful of hydrochloric acid. Bleached his tongue a little and his teeth tingled (well, more that they ached) for several hours. On the plus side, his teeth appeared brighter and his tuna breath was gone! jester.gif

"If you plan on smoking several cigars in a row, it pays to cleanse your palate before lighting up your next primo; not unlike eating sorbet between dishes during a multi-course meal."

So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! lol3.gif

FOH branded tongue scrapers! I mean, if Dear Leader can market one, I don't see why you don't Rob!!

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I find sleeping with my mouth open aerates my mouth

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I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash compared to two or less cigars per day.

Not sure if true but wouldn't be surprised with the chemicals in mouthwash!

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Don't get me started on chemicals pod.gif

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More cigars will work!!!

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I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash compared to two or less cigars per day.

Not sure if true but wouldn't be surprised with the chemicals in mouthwash!

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I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash

My dentist told me this too. That allowing the alcohol in standard mouthwash to linger was really bad for the epithelial tissues in the mouth. It can essentially cause the cells to go nuts and mutate then WHAM! Cancer.

This is why shots.

Wilkey

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