El Presidente Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 This is revolutionary people This rivals the "wheel" "Internet" and "Penicillin" as one of the greatest changes to the world. Now I have written plenty of crap in my time but this article takes the cake. Their recommendations? 1. Lemon soda to cut through. 2. Lemon soda and cheese 3. Cinnamon candy 4. scrape your tongue 5. Brush your teeth. Geniuses ! http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1414705 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor2118 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Absolutely brilliant.....some sharp-minds there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfall Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munts Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 "If you plan on smoking several cigars in a row, it pays to cleanse your palate before lighting up your next primo; not unlike eating sorbet between dishes during a multi-course meal." So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! I will miss your company Munts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliverdst Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 6. Floss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulF Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I usually smoke out in the garden and we have fresh Parsley available all the time! Chewing on a few sprigs works great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upmann2009 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 More cigars will work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polarbear Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Someone should come up with a substance you could chew that was impregnated with a mint like flavor that would freshen your breath and clean your teeth... I bet they would make a motza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 maybe if they could come up with some form of liquid that you could swish in your mouth, nay, wash around in your mouth and then spit it out and feel it working because it burns so good. Back in high school, a mate was a bit too enthusiastic sucking up a solution into a pipette and copped a mouthful of hydrochloric acid. Bleached his tongue a little and his teeth tingled (well, more that they ached) for several hours. On the plus side, his teeth appeared brighter and his tuna breath was gone! "If you plan on smoking several cigars in a row, it pays to cleanse your palate before lighting up your next primo; not unlike eating sorbet between dishes during a multi-course meal." So the next time i am on the deck, i will be expecting to be made available, lemon soda, cheese, cinnamon candy and the ability to scrape my tongue!!! FOH branded tongue scrapers! I mean, if Dear Leader can market one, I don't see why you don't Rob!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 I can only go so low Fuzz........but contact me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonameno Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 who said I have bad breath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I find sleeping with my mouth open aerates my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargazer14 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm surprised CA didnt recommend an ACID mint flavored cigar between your Monti A and HDM du Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianbeaver Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 One of these around your neck, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuintero Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash compared to two or less cigars per day. Not sure if true but wouldn't be surprised with the chemicals in mouthwash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Don't get me started on chemicals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mash Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Anyone tried Cigar Clear? I've been using it for years, and it works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuintero Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Guinness works best I find, drink enough either way and you won't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Geesus!!! LOL. So much for the simple couple-of-shots-of-vodka fix!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 More cigars will work!!! THERE you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash compared to two or less cigars per day. Not sure if true but wouldn't be surprised with the chemicals in mouthwash! *gasp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpete Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Smart Mouth mouth wash works great to eliminate a lot of the cigar breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I read a piece a few years back by a doctor who said that you were more likely to get mouth/tongue cancer from daily use of mouth wash My dentist told me this too. That allowing the alcohol in standard mouthwash to linger was really bad for the epithelial tissues in the mouth. It can essentially cause the cells to go nuts and mutate then WHAM! Cancer. This is why shots. Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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