PigFish Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 ...so it is 5 am and I stumble out of bed. I am walking... walking, walking. The ground is cold under my feet. This is normal, it is winter time. But this is it, I ponder, this is the DAY!!!. My palms sweat, I hear rain and the earth becomes hot at my feet. Is this really the end? No, damn it, I just pissed on my foot because my wife closed the toilet seat!!! Glad to see you are all still alive! -The Pig
Strada Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 So as I was leaving for work at 6 this morning, I saw this in the subway. I instantly thought 'This one wasn't fast enough to outrun the zombies.....' Then I saw him with his iPhone in hand and a beer bottle and thought.....office Christmas gone wrong, no Apocalypsethis morning !
PigFish Posted December 21, 2012 Author Posted December 21, 2012 So as I was leaving for work at 6 this morning, I saw this in the subway. I instantly thought 'This one wasn't fast enough to outrun the zombies.....' Then I saw him with his iPhone in hand and a beer bottle and thought.....office Christmas gone wrong, no Apocalypsethis morning ! ... not a chance that fooling me! All the tender parts still appear to be attached in the picture. No napkins or empty sodas at the scene. Cheers! -Piggy
Strada Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 ... not a chance that fooling me! All the tender parts still appear to be attached in the picture. No napkins or empty sodas at the scene. Cheers! -Piggy You have a well trained eye for Zombies I see Mr. Pigster
mk05 Posted December 21, 2012 Posted December 21, 2012 Personally, I can't wait for the Zombie apocalypse.
First Lady Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Too funny Piggy you always make me laugh
Rushman Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Piggy, that's refreshing as I usually pee on my feet at the end of the day, not the beginning. --- I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=20.631705,-87.070608
riazp Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Personally, I can't wait for the Zombie apocalypse. i'M with ya...shooting zombies looks hella fun
finecigar Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Everyone get reading up on this book! haha
Drguano Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 My Zombie Apocalyptic moment arrived at 1:37 this morning when the phone shocked me out of a deep sleep. I was seriously thrashing around looking for the source of the ringing sound, cats tearing off in all directions. My wife was calling from the Dublin Airport where she had just deplaned and could not find her secret code book with her cash card PIN number. Now i am at work, it is seven hours later and I could use some brains.
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