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I use to like Tiger Woods....until he underwent treatment for "Sex Addiction" and now wants to help others with the same problem. I assume female.

Seriously what a crock of ****. How refreshing it would have been...."I cheated, I got caught, I made a mistake, I apologised, I am here to play Golf, so either get on board, leave me alone or f off. Either one I don't care. "

So for the golfers out there where do you think he will end up at the end of Augusta....Green Jacket....top 10....miss the cut?

I am hoping the jellyfish does the latter. I couldn't stomach 4 weeks of "Tiger Resurrection" stories.

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So for the golfers out there where do you think he will end up at the end of Augusta....Green Jacket....top 10....miss the cut?

I am hoping the jellyfish does the latter. I couldn't stomach 4 weeks of "Tiger Resurrection" stories.

Weather he makes the cut or not, Tiger will take centre stage regardless because he is 'Tiger Woods'.

To me, he is a soft c*ck and may as well now be a purse.

He should have just admitted he F**ked up and get on with his game. No apologies or public displays of remorse to please others. In his mind, I'm sure he's thinking about some 'tail'. :lol:

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I use to like Tiger Woods....until he underwent treatment for "Sex Addiction" and now wants to help others with the same problem. I assume female.

Seriously what a crock of ****. How refreshing it would have been...."I cheated, I got caught, I made a mistake, I apologised, I am here to play Golf, so either get on board, leave me alone or f off. Either one I don't care. "

So for the golfers out there where do you think he will end up at the end of Augusta....Green Jacket....top 10....miss the cut?

I am hoping the jellyfish does the latter. I couldn't stomach 4 weeks of "Tiger Resurrection" stories.

Would normally have said he'd have struggled in a situation like this, but I'd imagine just him being there with all the circus in tow will put a lot of guys off their game.

Still, I'm pretty sure he won't walk away with any silverware.

I call Paul Casey :lol:

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Weather he makes the cut or not, Tiger will take centre stage regardless because he is 'Tiger Woods'.

To me, he is a soft c*ck and may as well now be a purse.

He should have just admitted he F**ked up and get on with his game. No apologies or public displays of remorse to please others. In his mind, I'm sure he's thinking about some 'tail'. ;)

Aren't we all thinking of tail at sometime or another :lol:

Bart

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Come on now... admit it. You all know that the likelihood of Tiger winning at Augusta is about 75%. That leaves the rest of the field hoping and praying to have a slight chance at winning. Now that the king is back, all of the townspeople will have to get back in line for a chance. I'm not saying that Phil, Ernie, AK, or anyone else can't win; let's just say that they were a lot happier with their chances when Tiger wasn't playing. Watching PGA golf without Tiger is like watching high school football. They're playing the same game, just at a completely different level. If anything, having Tiger back will make the Ernies of this world step up, quit their bitching and play some golf.

Then again, he just might shoot an opening day 80 and choose to go to Vegas and find himself some new lady friends.

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He's a man who got caught. Shoulda just held his chin up and admitted to his weakness: women. Ahh hell, "woman" is every other man's kryptonite.

He is a dam good golfer. He will be on top whether you like him or not because he is just dam good. Then he'll get back all his endorsements within a year or two. If you don't believe me, have you heard of Kobe Bryant. That guy gave some concierge an anal tear, lost his endorsements, bought his wife a two million dollar ring, gave a press conference, and frankly everyone forgot about that.

I think Tiger will place second.

BTW, no one ever gains from infidelity. Sooner or later, everyone answers to something or someone.

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I hope he wins it. Any tournament is a helluva lot more exciting when Tiger is in the hunt on Sunday, and this year will be especially so because of all the drama. Now, I do agree with Prez and wish Tiger would quit appearing so whipped, but I'd still like to see him take the Green Jacket come Sunday.

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If I was Tiger, I would’ve looked in the camera and said “I AM A GOLF GOD AND I DO WHAT I WANT” If I had as much loot as he did I’d go threw porn stars out like movie rentals.

In my personal opinion I feel like he went to “sex addiction rehab” just for media purposes.

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I think Tiger finishes top 5, and someone from the middle of the pack who gets hot (like Zach Johnson) wins.

Els has no chance. The guy's a mental p*ssy. He will fold if he gets near victory on Sunday. Beautiful swing, no balls.

Phil will be in contention, but he's been fairly erratic this year, even with the putter (which he had supposedly figured out late last year).

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No matter how big of a ****** you think he is, he is an amazing golfer and will be the favorite of whatever tournament he is in. My prediction: Tiger tees up his ball, takes a practice swing, addresses the ball as a hush falls over the gallery. Just as Tiger begins his backswing some schmuck yells out "Yeah Tiger, bang it like a Vegas VIP Hostess!"

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I use to like Tiger Woods....until he underwent treatment for "Sex Addiction" and now wants to help others with the same problem. I assume female.

Seriously what a crock of ****. How refreshing it would have been...."I cheated, I got caught, I made a mistake, I apologised, I am here to play Golf, so either get on board, leave me alone or f off. Either one I don't care. "

So for the golfers out there where do you think he will end up at the end of Augusta....Green Jacket....top 10....miss the cut?

I am hoping the jellyfish does the latter. I couldn't stomach 4 weeks of "Tiger Resurrection" stories.

I did not,at the time, post any comments or reaction on the subject of Tiger Wood's HORRIBLE and DISGUSTING CRIME for having what God endowed him with and his evident guilt for usage

for the purpose of pleasure.

I cannot stomach all this fuss around the sex life of public persons simply to satisfy the perverted

pleasures of a sufocating society who can no longer see the difference between consented sex of adults and the rest such as rape, incest or pedofile.(sorry if the spelling is wrong but it's not a word that I care for).

The views on sex and sexual relationships in the Anglo-Saxon culture is one of the most hypocritical in the world, always has been and always will be.

Why should this be considered a CRIME if a person like Tiger is caught cheating on his wife??

I would think that it's a matter for his wife and him to resolve,( like everyone else in the real world ).

Most importantly, what does it have to do with him playing Golf ? What does it have to do with his professional capacity ? What does it have to do with his sponsors ? What does it have to do with what the rest of the country thinks about him ?

I'm sure that 90% of the men in the country, are wishing they had the same options. You can go out and kill half the population but it wouldn't be as bad as seeing a half naked woman on a TV commercial. Like Clinton and like some UK Ministers, Woods has been convicted of CRIME because he had consented sex with someone.

Is sex so drity and crimeful or is it simply for the pleasure of having a fustrated society thinking that it is unatural for men and women to be together .

I cannot see where a person who is normally constituted, would have to go for treatment or sex-disintoxication simply because he's under pressure that this nonsense will ruin his professional or public life. I would have given him a medal if he just stood up and said,"Yes I cheated on my wife, like a good percentage of the men in this country and it's none of your business.NOW, lets talk about golf.

This is just my 2 cents opinion on the Tiger Woods affair, I hope he wins in Augusta and stops repenting

for being a man. :lol:;)

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I use to like Tiger Woods....until he underwent treatment for "Sex Addiction" and now wants to help others with the same problem. I assume female.

Seriously what a crock of ****. How refreshing it would have been...."I cheated, I got caught, I made a mistake, I apologised, I am here to play Golf, so either get on board, leave me alone or f off. Either one I don't care. "

So for the golfers out there where do you think he will end up at the end of Augusta....Green Jacket....top 10....miss the cut?

I am hoping the jellyfish does the latter. I couldn't stomach 4 weeks of "Tiger Resurrection" stories.

Crock of ****? Yes, OK, I'll give you that. I also agree that your recommended course of action would have been refreshing, and I would have enjoyed it as much as you would have. Having said that, I think it's fair to consider that my opinion of him or yours might not, and probably should not have been his first priority in deciding on a course of action. Maybe he had other priorities, like, and I'm just speculating here, taking his lawyer's advice so that he could, for example, retain the right to hang out with his kids after his wife takes half of his stuff? Not refreshing, but I think reasonable, and probably in his own best interest.

I think a lot of people have gotten burned enough betting against Tiger in the past. I have no idea if he'll win or not, but I think there have been a lot of people wanting Tiger to stop winning long before this incident. Now there are more of them, but I think it's ridiculous. Whether he wins this one or not, the fact remains that he's going to be the dominant force in the game for the next decade or so, whether you or anyone else likes it or not.

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I did not,at the time, post any comments or reaction on the subject of Tiger Wood's HORRIBLE and DISGUSTING CRIME for having what God endowed him with and his evident guilt for usage

for the purpose of pleasure.

I cannot stomach all this fuss around the sex life of public persons simply to satisfy the perverted

pleasures of a sufocating society who can no longer see the difference between consented sex of adults and the rest such as rape, incest or pedofile.(sorry if the spelling is wrong but it's not a word that I care for).

The views on sex and sexual relationships in the Anglo-Saxon culture is one of the most hypocritical in the world, always has been and always will be.

Why should this be considered a CRIME if a person like Tiger is caught cheating on his wife??

I would think that it's a matter for his wife and him to resolve,( like everyone else in the real world ).

Most importantly, what does it have to do with him playing Golf ? What does it have to do with his professional capacity ? What does it have to do with his sponsors ? What does it have to do with what the rest of the country thinks about him ?

I'm sure that 90% of the men in the country, are wishing they had the same options. You can go out and kill half the population but it wouldn't be as bad as seeing a half naked woman on a TV commercial. Like Clinton and like some UK Ministers, Woods has been convicted of CRIME because he had consented sex with someone.

Is sex so drity and crimeful or is it simply for the pleasure of having a fustrated society thinking that it is unatural for men and women to be together .

I cannot see where a person who is normally constituted, would have to go for treatment or sex-disintoxication simply because he's under pressure that this nonsense will ruin his professional or public life. I would have given him a medal if he just stood up and said,"Yes I cheated on my wife, like a good percentage of the men in this country and it's none of your business.NOW, lets talk about golf.

This is just my 2 cents opinion on the Tiger Woods affair, I hope he wins in Augusta and stops repenting

for being a man. :lol:;)

Now THAT's a refreshing comment. Well put.

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Most importantly, what does it have to do with him playing Golf ? What does it have to do with his professional capacity ? What does it have to do with his sponsors ? What does it have to do with what the rest of the country thinks about him ?

Guy, I pretty much agree on all points. I'm not much of a golf fan, and don't care either way about woods. But, simply to play devil's advocate.....

He has not be charged or convicted of any crime. He is a celebrity / public figure, and makes a very large part of his living selling products (think nike).

But more to the point, he has marketed himself as the virtuous family man - a man of principles and family values. As we've all had to see and hear, over

and over again, nothing could be farther from the truth. In that sense, he is a fraud.

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Well now the rumour is he was having an affair with his neighbors daughter...I never liked him. I knew he was a phony ass. I hope he chokes. I wish he would have played in Phoenix Open...The 16th hole would have been brutal on him. Or maybe it was the 17th hole lol.

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For me, personally - I feel absolutely privelaged to have been around to witness his absolute golfing brilliance. People will talk about his abililty long after we are all gone from this world.

I could use 1000 superlatives to describe what he is to golf... but I could use 2000 to describe what he has done for my imagination and enjoyment of golf.

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Ross, Thanks for playing the devil's advocate :P Also, I'm far from being a golf fan myself :P

First, I didn't say that he was convicted in court, he was convicted in peoples minds .

Secondly, If he has marketed himself as a virtuous man it's because his entourage,

his advisors and the society in which he lives, has told him or made him understand that

that's what people want to hear, over and over. I call that being naive but,

That's how it works in a puritan society. EVERYONE is virtuous until proven guilty of

being, .....well, :) ....... just a human being.

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