Cigar Confucius covering canoeing. Damn Americans!

[El Presidente]

[joeypots]

Everyone knows canoeing can be prevented by swinging the cigar around like spastic windmill wind up soft ball pitch after lighting.

[Ford2112]

@joeypots every time I see someone spinning their cigar it infuriates me for some reason. 

[JDoughty]

9 hours ago, Ford2112 said:

@joeypots every time I see someone spinning their cigar it infuriates me for some reason. 

Definitely do not look up 'meatspin' then. 😆

[Greenhorn2]

6 minutes ago, JDoughty said:

Definitely do not look up 'meatspin' then. 😆

Is that another name for the helicopter?

[JDoughty]

18 minutes ago, Greenhorn2 said:

Is that another name for the helicopter?

Something like that. But you probably aren't going to be able to take off and fly with it. Unless you're built very different. 

[westg]

Damn. I put the same post up 15 mins later. Will leave this to Rob from now on. My title is much better however.  😀

[qs210]

On 10/2/2025 at 10:39 PM, joeypots said:

Everyone knows canoeing can be prevented by swinging the cigar around like spastic windmill wind up soft ball pitch after lighting.

Go Hokies!!!!

[rcarlson]

I am an ashamed American.  

[smashed]

On 10/3/2025 at 11:01 AM, JDoughty said:

Definitely do not look up 'meatspin' then. 😆

Somebody is going to look that up at work and get their computer confiscated 🤪

[Havanaaddict]

🙄 How about put a little spit on the low side of the burn and the other side will catch up. No lighter needed!

[ThePolskiOgorki]

This guy is way under dressed to smoke a cigar on the balcony alone. No class.