Commandments for Seniors……

[Ken Gargett]

1 to 4 and 9 and 10 seem particularly appropriate.

 

Commandments for Seniors……

 

(1)   Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

 

(2)   "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.

 

(3)   You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.

 

(4)   Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

 

(5)   The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

 

(6)   "On time" is when you get there.

 

(7)   Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

 

(8)   It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

 

(9)   Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

 

(10)   Growing old should have taken longer.

 

(11)   Ageing has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

 

(12)   You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.

 

And one more.

 

(13)   "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

[westg]

,😀waiting for Rob and Fuzz 😎🌴

[El Presidente]

[Chucko8]

3 & 4 are ringing true this morning in the office.

[Chas.Alpha]

I'm printing that and hanging them in my office.

[cigcars]

       *I like No. 8...

[HarveyBoulevard]

My dad told me there were three rules when you get old.

1.  Never pass up a bathroom;

2.  Never trust a fart;

3.  Never waste an erection. 
 

I have them memorized…
 

[LLC]

3&4 are my favorites


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[Ford2112]

Is it bad that at 50 I relate to all of these?

[Fuzz]

4 hours ago, westg said:

,😀waiting for Rob and Fuzz 😎🌴

Can't pick on Ken, senior abuse is illegal.

[Ken Gargett]

1 minute ago, Fuzz said:

Can't pick on Ken, senior abuse is illegal.

you are the reason for rules 3 and 4. 

[El Presidente]

5 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Can't pick on Ken, senior abuse is illegal.

Leave him alone, 70 is the new 68. 

[Ken Gargett]

1 minute ago, El Presidente said:

Leave him alone, 70 is the new 68. 

and 11 and 12 were written for you.