WINNER ANNOUNCED!! FOH : Weekend "finish the Story Comp"

[El Presidente]

 

Beacuse we can 

 

The Rules: 

• One line each. They don't have to rhyme but keep up the flow. 
• No member can post back to back posts. 
• Push the envelope but you know the boundaries
• Each entry into the draw for a Monday Sampler. 

I will kick it off. 

[El Presidente]

 

"There once was a roller from El Laguito"

[RichG]

Who produced a lancero from out of his speedo.

[Paladin865]

Only to be outmatched by another roller who had an esplendido

[RichG]

That esplendido is strangely discolored said a Jackson named Tito.

[SpecialK]

who had a brother that was rumored to like a little Hijo.

 

[CaptainQuintero]

He opened his flies and to everyone's surprise

[Goodfortune]

Cohiba Behikes on 24:24 were the best buys

[Chucko8]

This can’t be right exclaimed Moe as he rubbed at his eyes 👀 

[Chibearsv]

These must’ve been rolled on the sweatiest of thighs

[GotYaGoat]

And speakin of thighs, I like my chicken fried 

[RichG]

My box of chicken got stuck in LA, so I took to Reddit, and I cried and I cried.

[Paladin865]

Oh, when will this woe ever subside?

[Akela3rd]

It won't you see? Cos we're on a roll

Sent by spooky action at a distance

[Islandboy]

Said the man from Havana, with eyes black as coal

[SpecialK]

Who is suffering economic woes so greatly he was sure his leaders had picked the wrong hole

[Bri Fi]

But the story of the wrong hole doesn’t stop there...

ask the young man who practiced with the sock only to find he didn’t know what to do once she lifted up her frock. 

[Fosgate]

and she said, "Eat it or walk or are you all talk?" As she winked with a wrile toothed grin.

[SpecialK]

After he was done even though it was fun he went to see the doctor because there was a growth on his chin.. 

[Fosgate]

"Where have you been to get that growth on your chin." Asked the doctor to which the roller replied,"I was cashing in with your dauther Cathryn." 

[RichG]

Oh Cathryn dear Cathryn why are you so dirty and loose. Good sir you’d do better with a moose or a goose.

[Fosgate]

"You see, she has a screw loose and I'm afraid she gave you more than the clap on your face"

[SpecialK]

and the young man discovered he'd lost his sense of taste.

 

[SirVantes]

“You have some nerve to say that about Cathryn! My Cathryn...the nerve!”

[Bri Fi]

“I can’t help myself! I am the town perv!” 
 

“just look at the hole in my pocket. until you’ve tried it, don’t knock it.”