Friday Funny: Another Installment from the CIA

[El Presidente]

The Cigar Institute of America strike again 

 

1959 

 

 

[El Presidente]

or maybe you are more along the lines of:

 

[99call]

He looks to be a less than focused matador.   my money is on the bull

[MoeFOH]

Thanks. I wondered what was doing that. 

[99call]

These two put a question mark over Liontaming being a macho profession.    A long long time ago.     You could argue they were the forefathers of Joe exotic

 

[Notsocleaver]

That's a pretty tame looking lion.

[SpecialK]

4 hours ago, 99call said:

These two put a question mark over Liontaming being a macho profession.    A long long time ago.     You could argue they were the forefathers of Joe exotic

 

Glitter and Spray tan. Enough to write off on Taxes ?

[PapaDisco]

Interesting that the whole "inhaling" angle was a marketing thing in 1959!ˆ  The Surgeon General's report (that was the beginning of the end for cigarettes) didn't come out until 1964.

AND, btw, it said that . . . and I quote . . . "Men smoking less than five cigars per day have death rates about the same as non-smokers."

So the "inhale" thing.  The same effect was noticed in the report for pipe smokers.   

While all of this is relevant for us, likely none of it applies to El Presidente, who likely will die at the hands of a jealous husband somewhere . . . ? 

[Fuzz AI]

9 hours ago, SpecialK said:

Glitter and Spray tan. Enough to write off on Taxes ?

Depending on your tax laws, yes they can. Competitive bodybuilders can claim body oil as an expense. Hell, adult toys and breast implants are even claimable!

[Kitchen]

19 hours ago, El Presidente said:

The Cigar Institute of America strike again 

 

1959 

 

 

Dont get too confident!  

[PapaDisco]

44 minutes ago, Kitchen said:

Dont get too confident!  

I don't see no cigar.  Newbie matador mistake. 

[Habana Mike]

I've seen Quarterbacks hit like that!

[Fuzz AI]

52 minutes ago, Habana Mike said:

I've seen Quarterbacks hit like that!

You've seen quarterbacks hit by half a tonne of rampaging bull? That might increase viewership of the NFL if they allow fighting bulls on defensive teams....

[Habana Mike]

11 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

You've seen quarterbacks hit by half a tonne of rampaging bull? That might increase viewership of the NFL if they allow fighting bulls on defensive teams....

You ever seen the Fridge?

Intersting fact. His Super Bowl ring size is the largest of any professional football player in the history of the event. His ring size is 25, while the ring size for the average adult male is between 10 and 12.

Can't even think about the size of other parts....

[Fuzz AI]

25 minutes ago, Habana Mike said:

You ever seen the Fridge?

Intersting fact. His Super Bowl ring size is the largest of any professional football player in the history of the event. His ring size is 25, while the ring size for the average adult male is between 10 and 12.

Can't even think about the size of other parts....

150kg vs 400-700kg of rampaging bull? No contest. And have you seen the size of rings for bulls?

As for other parts, just remember...

[WalterG]

Love these oldies haha.

[Chibearsv]

@Fuzz Watch what happens to the Patriots "matador" when facing "The Fridge"

 

[Fuzz AI]

I don't deny his mass at speed, but his mass is still a lot smaller than a bull's.

[Puros Y Vino]

A bit of relevant history of the CIA

https://www.cigarassociation.org/our-history/

[Nino]

On 1/28/2021 at 10:10 PM, 99call said:

He looks to be a less than focused matador.   my money is on the bull

Same here ... ?

LOL