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[Bucky McSwensen]

[Ken Gargett]

5 minutes ago, Destro said:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+32&version=NRSV

22-31

appreciate the attempt. but i will confess that i am none the wiser. especially as this is a humour column?

[Wookie]

12 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

appreciate the attempt. but i will confess that i am none the wiser. especially as this is a humour column?

Ever play with your cats and hold them by the back paws so they only bite themselves instead of you?  n.B. I'm not that religious, so maybe I misunderstand. 

[captaincaveman]

 

[Skypilot]

18 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

appreciate the attempt. but i will confess that i am none the wiser. especially as this is a humour column?

If it was meant to be religious then I may have missed the point as well, but it made me chuckle thinking about doing this as siblings growing up. I found a childhood game compared to a renaissance painting and biblical wording funny due to the absurdity of it. 

[Habana Mike]

22 minutes ago, Skypilot said:

If it was meant to be religious then I may have missed the point as well, but it made me chuckle thinking about doing this as siblings growing up. I found a childhood game compared to a renaissance painting and biblical wording funny due to the absurdity of it. 

Yes, exactly this!

Some creative genius came up with the idea of applying the tagline to the religious painting of our 'why you hittin' yoself!' game among siblings!

[Ken Gargett]

29 minutes ago, Skypilot said:

If it was meant to be religious then I may have missed the point as well, but it made me chuckle thinking about doing this as siblings growing up. I found a childhood game compared to a renaissance painting and biblical wording funny due to the absurdity of it. 

fair enough. i have two sisters. had i laid a finger on either when we were kids, i would have seen the wrong end of a belt. although i have no doubt that my parents would utterly deny any such thing. 

although i did knock one unconscious once - complete accident but i was in so much trouble. we were about 7,6 and 5 and playing superheroes and i chased my youngest sister and accidently stood on the tailend of her batman cape as she went down stairs. fell back, cracked her scone and out for the count. so much trouble. 

i still have the scar where she later bit me but that was apparently just childish hi-jinks and not even worth a harsh word and by the way, what were you doing to cause your sister to bite you. somehow, my sister biting me ended up being my fault. although i suspect mine was not the toughest childhood ever endured. 

[OZCUBAN]

2 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

appreciate the attempt. but i will confess that i am none the wiser. especially as this is a humour column?

Your not the only one ken 

[Fuzz]

5 hours ago, Ken Gargett said:

appreciate the attempt. but i will confess that i am none the wiser. especially as this is a humour column?

3 hours ago, OZCUBAN said:

Your not the only one ken 

Just a play on the old game of forcing somebody to hit themselves.

Instead of depicting Jacob wrestling with an Angel (art by Gustave Dore), the Angel is depicted as forcing Jacob to hit himself.

 

[Ken Gargett]

4 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Just a play on the old game of forcing somebody to hit themselves.

Instead of depicting Jacob wrestling with an Angel (art by Gustave Dore), the Angel is depicted as forcing Jacob to hit himself.

 

fuzz, there are not too many idiotic games i have not played but i must confess that the game of hitting oneself is new to me. 

[Fuzz]

You don't hit yourself intentionally! The other person hits you by forcing you to hit yourself with your own fist.

 

[Ken Gargett]

24 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

You don't hit yourself intentionally! The other person hits you by forcing you to hit yourself with your own fist.

 

thank you captain obvious. i did understand that. 

[El Presidente]

8 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

thank you captain obvious. i did understand that. 

.....to be fair to Fuzz.....sometimes it is hard to tell 

[Ken Gargett]

1 minute ago, El Presidente said:

.....to be fair to Fuzz.....sometimes it is hard to tell 

which many might venture to suggest says far more about those attempting to do so than the innocents making the utterances. 

[StogieSteve23]

I always laugh when I look at this.  Maybe its because we had a few Weims when I was growing up. 

[StogieSteve23]

I think there might be some cross contamination that occurs.. 

[lovethehaze]

[StogieSteve23]

On 4/30/2020 at 8:33 PM, Habanos2000 said:

Been enjoying Sebastian a lot lately.

 

He is hilarious.  Blowing up on the comedy scene.  His Chicago Italian accent makes his jokes even funnier. 

[lovethehaze]

This one I honestly can’t believe i haven’t seen Here yet ... literally I have enough memes and movies of this one character alone i could fill a whole thread ... I have edited it clearly and poorly and believe it’s ok to put into the thread given it’s nature of hilarity,  if i am wrong someone will take it down or tell me too and i will ... Maybe it’s just my group of associates but If you know you know ... is it just me ? 

[StogieSteve23]

5 minutes ago, lovethehaze said:

This one I honestly can’t believe i haven’t seen Here yet ... literally I have enough memes and movies of this one character alone i could fill a whole thread ... I have edited it clearly and poorly and believe it’s ok to put into the thread given it’s nature of hilarity,  if i am wrong someone will take it down or tell me too and i will ... Maybe it’s just my group of associates but If you know you know ... is it just me ? 
 

This guy is everywhere..  Don't know where this started or who he is, but now people keep posting/sending this naked dude all over the place hahaha. The hand sanitizer dispenser I think is still the funniest one. 

[Raskol]

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[dominattorney]

My wife does this with their little cute voices. 

[dominattorney]

[Habana Mike]

Guess this doesn't work!

[Fuzz]