the scots must be so proud...

[Ken Gargett]

Man whose genitals were bitten off by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’

The man's genitals could not be reattached, after the mauling by the dog named Biggie Smalls

 

Biggie Smalls bit off the man's genitals and has since been put down

 

 

A 22-year-old man left in a coma after his genitals were "ripped off and eaten" by a bulldog had apparently smeared his crotch in peanut butter.

The man, who has not been named, was found lying unconscious inside a flat by emergency crews in Haddington, East Lothian, Scotland.

 

Neighbours reported hearing the Old English bulldog, named Biggie Smalls after the late rapper, barking at around 4am and again at 8am October 7.

Police were called at about 2.30pm, where they found a blood-spattered scene.

Rumours swirled around the town that the injured man had been held down during the attack, however it is now believed he was alone with Biggie at the time, although others were present

A police source told The Times the man had “applied peanut butter, or another food spread, to his crotch area” in the moments before he was savaged by the.

 

The victim was rushed to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, but his genitals could not be reattached, after the mauling by the dog, called Biggie Smalls.

 

The sickening attack happened in a flat in Haddington (Image: Google)

 

Biggie Smalls is reported to have ripped off man's penis and testicles (Image: Facebook)

He is now recovering in the Western General Hospital in Edinburgh where he has been helping police with their inquiries.

Biggie Smalls, who was covered in blood and restrained, was taken to kennels and later put to sleep.

A spokesperson for Police Scotland said: "The owner of the dog which is believed to have been involved has voluntarily signed documentation consenting to the destruction of the animal.

"This has now taken place after protracted dialogue between the Crown Office, Scottish SPCA and the East Lothian Council Dog Warden."

A friend of the owner described Biggie as an “absolute angel”.

The pal told the Daily Record: “Biggie is such a nice dog. He isn’t aggressive or anything, and he’s quite small. He’s fine with other dogs.

“The dog is an absolute angel. I was happy to be around him. He gets a bit freaked out by noise but he loves having his belly rubbed.”

Old English Bulldogs are known for the power in their jaws and are descended from breeds used for bull-baiting.

[Ken Gargett]

by the way, who on earth reads this paper? five year olds? "later put to sleep". no, the dog was killed. seriously? 

[stogieluver]

So, the poor animal was put down because he liked the taste of peanut butter??  Darwin strikes again.  Hopefully, this idiot had not had the chance to procreate before the "incident". 

[Islandboy]

The only "sickening attack” I’m seeing here is the destruction of the animal. He did humanity a favor. Stupidity seems to be running rampant these days.

[MD Puffer]

Sicko got what he deserved.  The dog was dealt an injustice.

[IanMcLean68]

Yet another injustice to an animal because of the stupidity of its owner. Some people should not be allowed to keep pets.

[WABOOM]

If you put peanut butter on your genitals for the dog to munch on... you're gonna have a bad time.

[hedgeybaby]

Not much of a last supper.

Poor dog.

[hedgeybaby]

50 minutes ago, IanMcLean68 said:

Yet another injustice to an animal because of the stupidity of its owner. Some people should not be allowed to keep pets.

Agreed 

[shrink]

Don't try this at home. 

[alloy]

Seems like a Darwin Award winner to me!

[RDB]

Thanks Ken, for irreversibly poisoning my innocent mind with this gruesome story. Can’t help filling in the blanks...

[Akela3rd]

3 hours ago, alloy said:

Seems like a Darwin Award winner to me!

Darwin Awards are only given posthumously. This daft bugger lived so he doesn't qualify, although admittedly he won't be passing on any genes anytime in the future.

[cigcars]

     The only thing I can think as to why this Einstein put the peanut butter on his genitals and then apparently had them where his dog could get to them...was because he might have been trying to get the dog to do what he couldn't get a woman to do for him...

    * And it's not THAT hard to get someone willing to do that - either for the right price or because you're hot and she's kinky.  

      My 2 cts. 

[Ken Gargett]

this guy is an amateur compared to a welsh bloke. he and his mates got pissed before a rugby game and he made the bold and foolish boast that should his beloved national team get up that arvo, i think they were playing the all blacks so he must have felt fairly safe, he would slice off the crown jewels. quite what that would achieve was never explained (and this is actually a true story). his name was geoff huish. 

sorry - have just checked my old notes (i got a story out of it) and it was against england. so one would have thought more chance of getting up there, so to speak. 

anyway, sure enough. wales got up against england. so our hero leaves the pub, trundles up the road to home, pulls out a kitchen knife and chops off the wedding tackle. young geoff was concerned that he may not be believed so he then stumbled, bleeding very badly, back to the pub, jewels in hand. 

a long stint in intensive care, followed by some serious time in a rubber room, was in young geoff's future. children were not.