Grab all you can .....it’ll soon be over!!!

[Hookmaker]

Yikes!! A group of Danish pig farmers are going to start production of half a million pigs in Cuba on a number of mega pig farms! 

Altohugh they are under strict environmental control here in Denmark they’ve still managed to pollute our rivers and streams, groundwater and fill us with enormous amounts of antibiotics resulting in bacteria resistance and danger to public health. 

So now they leave for Cuba. Hope environmental controls are stricter there, or else these guys are soon going to fXXX up the Cuban country side and give a bacon sidesheit taste to OUR cigars!!

Article in Danish, but use google translate ?

https://landbrugsavisen.dk/danskere-i-megaprojekt-i-cuba-vil-producere-450000-slagtesvin

[Ritch]

In a country often known for food shortages and corruption I cannot see half a million pigs lasting long.

[dvickery]

So ...... if the farm is next to the ocean (specifically a bay) ???

derrek

[madandana]

Does that mean we’ll soon be tasting notes of carnitas?

[El Presidente]

Week 1  the pigs will go missing. 

Week 2  they will be competing with local startups. 

Week 3 they will be imprisoned for breach of joint venture contract. 

 

 

[gweilgi]

Cuban cigars, Cuban rum, soon-to-be Cuban bacon ... three of my favourite food groups.  

I may have to start thinking about emigrating....

[scap99]

3 hours ago, dvickery said:

So ...... if the farm is next to the ocean (specifically a bay) ???

derrek

Now that right there is funny.... LMFAO!

[ponfed]

7 hours ago, dvickery said:

So ...... if the farm is next to the ocean (specifically a bay) ???

derrek

What could they name it?

Swine bay? Meh

Pig pool?  Nah

Bay of .... hogs?  Yeah let's go with that

Call it Bay of Hogs.

 

[ponfed]

Also, I like to imagine they're raising these pigs to hunt for truffles.

[Hookmaker]

1 hour ago, ponfed said:

Also, I like to imagine they're raising these pigs to hunt for truffles.

....YEAH, Truffles EL!

[earthson]

On September 28, 2018 at 1:41 AM, Hookmaker said:

....YEAH, Truffles EL!

Holy heartbreak - truffles whose earthiness is infused with Cuban terroir!? Now THERE is a gourmet thought!

[PigFish]

... but Senior, I ordered the chicken!

In Kuba Senior, unlike your land where everything tastes like Chicken, everything tastes like pig!

Might I add, even the Fish!

Cheers! -tP

[Derboesekoenig]

4 minutes ago, PigFish said:

... but Senior, I ordered the chicken!

In Kuba Senior, unlike your land where everything tastes like Chicken, everything tastes like pig!

Might I add, even the Fish!

Cheers! -tP

Ahahaha I see what you did there! Fish...pig lol wowwww

[LGC]

I’ve heard pig poop is different than chicken poop fertilizer. Add a whole different earthy aspect to the profile...

[gweilgi]

12 hours ago, PigFish said:

... but Senior, I ordered the chicken!

In Kuba Senior, unlike your land where everything tastes like Chicken, everything tastes like pig!

Might I add, even the Fish!

Cheers! -tP

What's wrong with bacon-flavoured fish?

 

[luckme10]

Reminds me like Hawaii and their feral pig problem.