bpm32 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, MoeFOH said: You want a toe? I can getcha a toe. Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish. 1 1
ThePolskiOgorki Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Jeremiah Johnson Never Cry Wolf Platoon Unforgiven Full Metal Jacket There are some great lines in the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket with the drill sgt. Specifically: Drill sgt: how tall are you? Soldier: 5 ft 9 Drill sgt: 5 ft 9. I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high. And to another recruit: Drill Sgt: What’s your excuse? Soldier: Excuse for what sir? Drill Sgt: I’m asking the fu**ing questions! Dumb and Dumber has also been mentioned. Too many quotable lines in that movie to list. That movie came out almost 25 years ago and it is still so funny. The Princess Bride Any movie with John Candy 1
MoeFOH Posted June 26, 2018 Author Posted June 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, Fuzz said: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." I've got to go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator.
Puros Y Vino Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Colt45 said: This ^ is my all time favourite quote. Knowing this one by heart will gain you Crom's favour. 1
joeypots Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 From Full Metal Jacket, Quote Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head. Joker and Cowboy: [in unison] Sir, aye-aye, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump! Joker and Cowboy: [in unison] Sir, yes, sir!
Colt45 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 2 hours ago, bundwallah said: Knowing this one by heart will gain you Crom's favour. He is strong on his mountain 1
SigmundChurchill Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." -Jules, quoting Ezekiel 25:17 Then, there’s a lot of great Dangerfield quotes: “I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.” “I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.” “Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?” “Poetry. Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.” “All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a PUSSY WIMP to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!” 1
SigmundChurchill Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Fuzz said: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." “This man needs a hospital!” ”A hospital? What is it?” ”It’s a building with doctors and patients, but that’s not important right now.” ”Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” 1
SigmundChurchill Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 “Over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
Colt45 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f5664d22-79c6-459f-ae9a-6b7f1dd3cf03 1
Puros Y Vino Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 30 minutes ago, Colt45 said: He is strong on his mountain Crom laughs at your four winds!
Fuzz Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 33 minutes ago, bundwallah said: Crom laughs at your four winds! My god is stronger! He is the everlasting sky. Your god, lives underneath him. 1 1
ElJavi76 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 I'm your Huckleberry The fight's not with you Holiday... Oh I beg to differ sir. I was just fooling about... I wasn't! Val Kilmer's greatest role IMHO. This entire movie is quite quotable. That's Latin darlin. Evidently Mr Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate em. 2
Kitchen Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 18 hours ago, TNT009 said: Denzel W........ Training Day!! KING GONG AINT GOT $HIT ON ME! Coundn't resist.
Puros Y Vino Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Fuzz said: My god is stronger! He is the everlasting sky. Your god, lives underneath him. You killed my Fathah!! You took my Fathah's swwwwooooorddddd!!! The riddle of steel.. You know it? Don't you boy? 1
ebhead Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 Crom; so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you! 1 1
Colt45 Posted June 26, 2018 Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, bundwallah said: You killed my Fathah!! You took my Fathah's swwwwooooorddddd!!! The riddle of steel.. You know it? Don't you boy? Contemplate this on the tree of woe... One I get a kick out of is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack: Hey, you scratched my anchor! 1
Puros Y Vino Posted June 27, 2018 Posted June 27, 2018 5 hours ago, ebhead said: Crom; so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you! Took you long enough! Errrmmmmmm I have not eaten for days..... And whose to say that you will? Oh and I forgot. Predator. "So you cooked up a story! And dropped us into a meat grindah! What happened to you Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust" 1
havanaclub Posted June 27, 2018 Posted June 27, 2018 American Psycho “I have to return some video tapes...”Rounders “I want him to think I am pondering a call, but I’ll I am really thinking about is Vegas and the ******* Mirage” Teddy KGB “kids got alligator blood, can’t get rid of him...” The Hustler Fast Eddie “I am the best you ever seen Fats, I am the best there is, and even if you beat me I am still the best”!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1
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