What do you wish someone had told you?

[dizedean]

I’ve seen this question asked before with great success.
I’m hoping it will work for me.
I’m planning a trip to Portugal in late August
I will be a week in Lisbon then I’m hoping to rent a car and explore.
I am looking for ideas, education and inspiration for all things Portuguese and don’t forget the best for Habanos
Thanks in advance
 
 
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[THEMISCHMAN]

Don’t buy desktop humidors

Start buying and aging regular production CCs as soon as you can

Date crazy girls but don’t fall in love with them

Google. Amazon. Apple.

Seems like solid advice.

[rascalmonkey]

was just thinking of the biggest CC mistake i made in the past few years:

should've bought 2-3 mastercases of 2014 boli RC's

[El Presidente]

 cryptocurrencies are not that far fetched. 

Jeep stands for Just Empty Every Pocket 

If they can't laugh, don't hang with them. 

seeing a doctor 6 monthly is mandatory

 

[Bill Hayes]

Don't attempt this!

[Ken Gargett]

21 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

 cryptocurrencies are not that far fetched. 

Jeep stands for Just Empty Every Pocket 

If they can't laugh, don't hang with them. 

seeing a doctor 6 monthly is mandatory

 

don't you dare!

i told you about jeeps years ago. oh no, you insisted!

i reckon i suggested that with your history/career/lifestyle, the doctor one got mentioned as well.

but how does all this have anything to do with portugal.

for me, head to oporto. 

dizedean, send me an email address. love portugal. hopefully there sept. i have plenty of info (mostly re wine but there might be more and happy to send). 

as for what i wish i was told, 'range rovers can't swim'. 

[El Hoze]

9 hours ago, SenorPerfecto said:

Date crazy girls but don’t fall in love with them

This mistake can cost significantly more than any cigar mistake, especially if they’re extremely attractive as well they should be. 

[99call]

 

[TNT009]

Buy Behikes when they were $350 a box.

[JamesKPolkEsq]

The secret to a good life is to love as much as you can. 

[cfc1016]

18 hours ago, SenorPerfecto said:

Date crazy girls but don’t fall in love with them

Omg so much this. 

[stogieluver]

The REALLY pretty ones who want to throw it on you are ALL bat shit crazy. Not worth the ride.  If they’re that pretty & reasonably sane, they’d be married (see Wife Zone Chart post above).  

Or, at least that’s what a friend told me. 

[cigarsandcoffee]

I recently visited an old timer who I met after a brief meeting.  He invited me to his home and while walking around he said, “I have been happily married for 50 years.” He asked, “Do you want to know the secret to a happy wife?”  I thought to myself a moment and in my mind, always saying yes seem to reach the top of the list. So, I asked, “What?” He walked me into his large and eloquent master bedroom and the went to one side. He said, “Look at that gorgeous bathroom!”  I was still perplexed, so walked back into the master bedroom and over the other side. He pointed to another large and lavish bathroom, and proclaimed, “The secret to a happy wife happy is having his/her master bathrooms!”  Who knew it was so simple?  Wish I had known this before buying my first house.....

[HDGSN]

Spend an hour every morning doing what you want to do before working

[Habana Mike]

10 minutes ago, HDGSN said:

Spend an hour every morning doing what you want to do before working

I guess that's why I find a breakfast smoke so satisfying!