Not quite a Cigar Cutter

[El Presidente]

We were in Trinidad and bought a few singles from a local (+ a half dozen mojitos). 

None of us could find a cutter and so our friendly local stepped forward, showcased his machete, held the first cigar out at full length and then proceeded to swipe the machete downwards. It was perfect. He repeated it flawlessly on the other cigars. 

Now I love the below product.  However I am pretty sure it is not TSA approved 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CigarAsh]

It's going to be really hard to light and hold my cigar after I've lost a few fingers.  

[shrink]

I recognize this thing. It's approved by the National Mohels Association (NMA) for non-Jewish circumcisions. 

[99call]

This cant do any worse of a job than Davidoff cigar scissors

[GrouchoMarx]

You could cut an entire cab with that! Great for party nights!

[RickHendeson]

LOL @ Trinidad importing its machetes from USA

[gweilgi]

How many cigars did he have to mangle before he got this good?

[cigaraholic]

I hope Michel Jordan doesn’t see this....

[Akela3rd]

I've used my parang before when camping, but carefully slid the cigar along the blade rather than attempting the chop method. I'm bad enough hitting wood with an axe...

Thunder & Lightening '75 - '15

[fitzy]

Were those cigars in a glass top box and on the beach perhaps?

[Wertman]

I do have a full laceration kit at home to put sutures in.  I believe if I bought this I might as well open the kit.