Acidental text messages.....who's don't it?

[LeafLover]

So, I'm sitting down at a dance supply store as my wife and girls are shopping for dance wear. I'm also texting my mother back and forth as we are trying to arrange a time and place to get together right before they go on their trip to Las Vegas.

I look up and see my wife, she is looking hot in her akin tight leggings. I don't see any VPL (visible panty lines) and my dog ears point straight up!!!

So, I text: What color are your panties? Or aren't you wearing any today?

I hit send. Its....sending. I look at the text and the recipient on the text says "mom.". I bolt up from my chair bewildered as I had just realized what I had done!!!? I am frantically pressing the backspace button....as if that was going to do anything, yah right. Then I read under the text " sent."

I walk over to my wife slightly hyperventilating like a child who runs to his mother after causing himself a painful injury. I tell my wife "Babe look" and showed her my phone. She looms at the text, and who its sent to and breaks out in laughter. She says, "you're so stupid."

I walk back to the chair, sit down, I think, "maybe she didn't get the text." Yah right.

Then I get a reply: "Red. Why is that lucky?" I am mortified!!!!!!! I am sweating under my shirt. I spend a minute to contemplate if I should reply. Of course I have to. I can't allow my mother to wonder "why would my son ask me what color panties I'm wearing."

I text back "mom, disregard the last text please it was not for you."

I never got a text back after that but I know my parents had a discussion about this on their way to Vegas.

All was over with. Was one of those life changing moments that mold what you do from that point forward.

But then I get about a dozen texts later that day from cousins and friends asking me "So, what color are your panties?".....thanks babe.

[Ken Gargett]

last smoke-a-thon in brizzy, i couldn't make it as i was at fraser island fishing.

our very own despot sent me a series of texts, all utter gibberish and getting worse through the evening (i mentioned them in a video but i think he might have had them "edited").

never found out if they were accidental or he was just so pissed he could not put two words together.

or both.

[polarbear]

So, I'm sitting down at a dance supply store as my wife and girls are shopping for dance wear. I'm also texting my mother back and forth as we are trying to arrange a time and place to get together right before they go on their trip to Las Vegas.

I look up and see my wife, she is looking hot in her akin tight leggings. I don't see any VPL (visible panty lines) and my dog ears point straight up!!!

So, I text: What color are your panties? Or aren't you wearing any today?

I hit send. Its....sending. I look at the text and the recipient on the text says "mom.". I bolt up from my chair bewildered as I had just realized what I had done!!!? I am frantically pressing the backspace button....as if that was going to do anything, yah right. Then I read under the text " sent."

I walk over to my wife slightly hyperventilating like a child who runs to his mother after causing himself a painful injury. I tell my wife "Babe look" and showed her my phone. She looms at the text, and who its sent to and breaks out in laughter. She says, "you're so stupid."

I walk back to the chair, sit down, I think, "maybe she didn't get the text." Yah right.

Then I get a reply: "Red. Why is that lucky?" I am mortified!!!!!!! I am sweating under my shirt. I spend a minute to contemplate if I should reply. Of course I have to. I can't allow my mother to wonder "why would my son ask me what color panties I'm wearing."

I text back "mom, disregard the last text please it was not for you."

I never got a text back after that but I know my parents had a discussion about this on their way to Vegas.

All was over with. Was one of those life changing moments that mold what you do from that point forward.

But then I get about a dozen texts later that day from cousins and friends asking me "So, what color are your panties?".....thanks babe.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The last 3 girls i've dated have all had names that start with R

As I'm still on good terms with all of them I still have thier numbers so all three of them are one after another in my contacts list in my phone.

There have been some drunken late night texts when I've sent "I'm on my way home, take off your pants" to Rachel instead of Renee...

[Stogiedude3]

Son you aint the only one! Thats one you will never forget! Lol.

[poisonowns]

I was sitting next to my business partner in the car.

I thought I was texting my wife, but I texted him: "God, John is annoying the s*** out of me."

I noticed it right after I did it and asked to borrow his phone real quick and deleted it before he read it. Got lucky.

[maxcjs0101]

Damn that was funny.

[Munts]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The last 3 girls i've dated have all had names that start with R

As I'm still on good terms with all of them I still have thier numbers so all three of them are one after another in my contacts list in my phone.

There have been some drunken late night texts when I've sent "I'm on my way home, take off your pants" to Rachel instead of Renee...

+1 i have done this. Except mine were E not R

I realised just as i hit send... and i was like "NOOOOOOOOO" and madly hitting Cancel.... to no affect

[Fosgate]

Accidentally Blue Falcon-ed a young friend that was going through a fight and possible breakup with his girlfriend who is also one of my friends. I texted him the following.

Me: "We should go to the international students get together this afternoon at 4. I can get extra credit for a class and you can get some food and maybe sum yung chik."

Response: "LOL Wrong Person!"

It was his girlfriend

Me: 'What? You don't like Chinese food?"

Her: "The last part of your text LOL"

Me: "Did I mention I was a moron?"

Her: "HAHAHAHA! It's ok your trying to make him feel better. YOu're doing your job. Like I said it's just not meant to be but I still want him to be happy."

This is why I can't sext. Luckily they got back together.

[Fuzz AI]

I just text back and say my idiotic friends are mucking around with my phone....

[Bartolomeo]

So, I'm sitting down at a dance supply store as my wife and girls are shopping for dance wear. I'm also texting my mother back and forth as we are trying to arrange a time and place to get together right before they go on their trip to Las Vegas.

I look up and see my wife, she is looking hot in her akin tight leggings. I don't see any VPL (visible panty lines) and my dog ears point straight up!!!

So, I text: What color are your panties? Or aren't you wearing any today?

I hit send. Its....sending. I look at the text and the recipient on the text says "mom.". I bolt up from my chair bewildered as I had just realized what I had done!!!? I am frantically pressing the backspace button....as if that was going to do anything, yah right. Then I read under the text " sent."

I walk over to my wife slightly hyperventilating like a child who runs to his mother after causing himself a painful injury. I tell my wife "Babe look" and showed her my phone. She looms at the text, and who its sent to and breaks out in laughter. She says, "you're so stupid."

I walk back to the chair, sit down, I think, "maybe she didn't get the text." Yah right.

Then I get a reply: "Red. Why is that lucky?" I am mortified!!!!!!! I am sweating under my shirt. I spend a minute to contemplate if I should reply. Of course I have to. I can't allow my mother to wonder "why would my son ask me what color panties I'm wearing."

I text back "mom, disregard the last text please it was not for you."

I never got a text back after that but I know my parents had a discussion about this on their way to Vegas.

All was over with. Was one of those life changing moments that mold what you do from that point forward.

But then I get about a dozen texts later that day from cousins and friends asking me "So, what color are your panties?".....thanks babe.

Have Ma play Red at the Roulette wheel

[Lotusguy]

Sent a picture of my hotel room to the procurement lady of one of my customers instead of my wife... As such, not a problem. The problem was that I was in my underwear and was fully visible in the reflection in the closet door mirror

facepalm

[Smalls]

last smoke-a-thon in brizzy, i couldn't make it as i was at fraser island fishing.

our very own despot sent me a series of texts, all utter gibberish and getting worse through the evening (i mentioned them in a video but i think he might have had them "edited").

never found out if they were accidental or he was just so pissed he could not put two words together.

or both.

I saw that review… That was pretty funny when you tried to read what he sent.

I sent texts to the wrong person all the time. I usually send texts for my wife to my boss by mistake…. Tough trying to explain some of those.

[CaptainQuintero]

Some very close calls in regard to gf/mother texts!

That deep echoing thud of pure panic when you realise how close you came to sending THAT text to your mum, never mind actually doing it! :S

[choporoz]

Wow....thanks for sharing. Needed a good laugh this morning.....well told, too.

A few years ago, I sent "Good night, lover" to an old shipmate....instead of my girlfriend.

Was very lucky for two reasons - he has a great sense of humor....AND, lucky I didn't send it to my (now ex) wife instead

[LordAnubis]

Ahahahha nope never done anything even remotely close to that. Great stories everyone!

[Subven6]

:-D

[Pedro2486]

Not a text story but related.

We have a Irish engineer who loves a drink, as many Irishmen do, and has a hilarious tendency to call people and sing them Gaelic folk songs when pissed. Makes for some pretty amusing Monday mornings listening to everyone's voicemails