OZCUBAN Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Heres another Gem "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
MIKA27 Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Hillarious OZ! Can I add to your list bud? 11: You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' 12: You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. TALIBAN SHOWER
Stalebread Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Taliban call girl. That photo can't be real . . . her ears are showing.
Warren Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 And if you favorite song goes like this. Le le le le le le le le
Kangaroo495 Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 The BBC reported that the Taliban have issued a new list of songs into musical education classes at school. The songs are to be more in line with official Taliban teaching: *Halal (Is It Meat You're Looking For), by Lionel Richie *They Tired To Mecca Me Go To Jihad (But I Said No, No, No), by Amy Winehouse *The Ayatollah of the Tiger, by Survivor *The Way You Mecca Me Feel, by Michael Jackson *Anything by 80's pop group Qu'ran Qu'ran *The Meccarana *Fatwah-Bottomed Girls, by Queen *Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burqini *Something in the Way Shia Moves, by James Taylor *Allah Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), by Meatloaf
Kangaroo495 Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Note to the above post: Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" will not be altered.
Warren Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Don't be surprised if there is a jihad against FOH We could all be going up in smoke.
Disburden Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 But television is dangerous..... Priceless pic Bster! lol.
SethLG Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 That is too funny, I spit my coffee on my monitors when scrolling down to the Taliban call-girl. :D
cigcars Posted July 9, 2010 Posted July 9, 2010 Don't be surprised if there is a jihad against FOHWe could all be going up in smoke.
SethG Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 That is too funny, I spit my coffee on my monitors when scrolling down to the Taliban call-girl. Wow, there's now a SethLG around here, what's going on around this place????
Warren Posted July 10, 2010 Posted July 10, 2010 I'm oddly aroused by Tali-Girl. Perhaps it's the sense of mystery she has about her. I was driving home this afternoon and I saw a woman in full burkah walking along the road. I just burst out laughing.
bolivr Posted July 11, 2010 Posted July 11, 2010 Nice one Oz, , I 'll add 'Double Take's "Guys from Al Qaeda since we are on the topic http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-PKksC6RrN...er_double_take/
CigarmanTim Posted July 11, 2010 Posted July 11, 2010 Someone get that taliban chick some hedge trimmers
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