Omskakas Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 A poll for fun. If you had to choose between sex or cigar which would you choose. For one evenings leisure or for the rest of your life, whatever. I think that good sex is better than a good cigar, but a good cigar is better than not-so-good sex. As a father of 6 month old baby, I haven't had much of either lately. But to the point: You can have a good or great cigar almost whenever you want, but to have good or great sex... Well, it might depend on so many things. So, I say that cigars are better, on average, but only slightly.
Omskakas Posted May 3, 2010 Author Posted May 3, 2010 No option for Both? The middle option is "Both please!". (or none)
DrunkenMonkey Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Ok, this thread is depressing. Hits a bit too close to home for me.
laficion Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 I'm not voting, but they do have some things in common, They can get hot real quick, You can get them down to the nub, HOWEVER, a cigar will not bother you all night asking, " yes, but do you really love me ? "
mazolaman Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 And you don't have to give the cigar your house when you're finished with it......
luisparis Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Definetely this poll is lacking of options. The replies to " cigar or sex with wife" and "cigar or sex with stranger /new lover " can't be the same ! "
LeafLover Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 I can't participate in this poll. I ONLY smoke cigars while having sex.
drubcurtis Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Hmm... I have more cigars in my humi that I can smoke in a month. They are always ready and willing when I have the urge. I am married and have to beg for sex...most of the time without success. So under my current circumstances...CIGARS! If both were equally available...SEX!
rudechuck Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Uh-uh. I don't give a damn how good that cigar is. There is only one right answer.
Mel Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Depends on who is asking? I had the wife make some comment about making love or going out on the porch to smoke I thought for 1/2 second and said let's make love baby. I can only imagine the response if I choose the cigar over her. I smoked on the porch after anyways. I find the answer also depends on which you had last and how long ago it was.
Jesuscookies Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Dude, not to be rude, but are you insane? Pootytang wins out everytime baby!!!!!
cigcars Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Cigar thanks.Less BS from a cigar *Though a woman smoker - I have to agree with you guys. Less crap from a cigar. And at least I'M satisfied!!!
Mel Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 *Though a woman smoker - I have to agree with you guys. Less crap from a cigar. And at least I'M satisfied!!! Some questions are just not the same when you ask the other sex.LOL I do sometimes forget that there may be ladies here and need to be more careful. I do like the fire in your last comment. I find that you can easily discard a poor cigar without consequences.
Omskakas Posted May 3, 2010 Author Posted May 3, 2010 I can't participate in this poll. I ONLY smoke cigars while having sex. Sure. While you hold your smoke your other hand is free... And think of the cost of sex and cigars. Say you buy a box of Esplendidos (500$) and each smokes 2 hours, you get 50 hours of pure pleasure from that purchase. Now, think how much you had to spend on women (wine&dine or direct) to get same amount of fun. And who can have sex for two hours straight anyway?
bigfunkyg Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 Sex. No question about it. Sex, then a cigar would be awesome, but not likly to happen. "Sorry sweetheart, I would love to stay here and spoon with you, but I really want to go and smoke a petit corona now" G
MIKA27 Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 I'm not voting, but they do have some things in common,They can get hot real quick, You can get them down to the nub, HOWEVER, a cigar will not bother you all night asking, " yes, but do you really love me ? "
asmith Posted May 3, 2010 Posted May 3, 2010 "Sorry sweetheart, I would love to stay here and spoon with you, but I really want to go and smoke a petit corona now" Why stop at a Petit Corona?
brutusthebuckeye Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Definetely this poll is lacking of options. The replies to " cigar or sex with wife" and "cigar or sex with stranger /new lover " can't be the same ! " I agree.......
MIKA27 Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 Why not have both? Bill Clinton had the right idea didn't he....?
thechenman Posted May 4, 2010 Posted May 4, 2010 While I love a good cigar in the evening...I would absolutely prefer sex over a cigar. I don't think it is even up for debate. I mean...we're talking sex here...not relationship development, right?
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