El Presidente Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Czar House Friday 1st of April "Negotiations between benevolent management and militaristic Nazi staff collapsed this afternoon as staff insisted they were entitled to the Australian 4 day Easter Weekend. Director Rob Ayala pleaded passionately to a heartless team who proceeded to throw Stanley knives and boo him down. There also appeared to be a spontaneous mass middle finger salute. Rumours persist that Director Rob Ayala sought refuge in a bottle, rocking chair and an Upmann Sir Winston as he watched ringleader Lisa Goreta smoke the tyres of her company provided car out of the car park with a full one fingered salute protruding from her open drivers side window. Benedict Arnold "Smith" has claimed family commitments while the normally stoic and reliable "Diana" would not break allegiance with her sister...one Lisa "Goebbles" Goreta. New packer Kurt emboldened by the stand against management dropped Stanley knife and walked out. it is with regret that Czar House will not reopen until Tuesday as to do so will require management to do a herculean amount of work...a task for which they are completely unsuited" See you Tuesday...and Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Czar House Friday 1st of April"Negotiations between benevolent management and militaristic Nazi staff collapsed this afternoon as staff insisted they were entitled to the Australian 4 day Easter Weekend. Director Rob Ayala pleaded passionately to a heartless team who proceeded to throw Stanley knives and boo him down. There also appeared to be a spontaneous mass middle finger salute. Rumours persist that Director Rob Ayala sought refuge in a bottle, rocking chair and an Upmann Sir Winston as he watched ringleader Lisa Goreta smoke the tyres of her company provided car out of the car park with a full one fingered salute protruding from her open drivers side window. Benedict Arnold "Smith" has claimed family commitments while the normally stoic and reliable "Diana" would not break allegiance with her sister...one Lisa "Goebbles" Goreta. New packer Kurt emboldened by the stand against management dropped Stanley knife and walked out. it is with regret that Czar House will not reopen until Tuesday as to do so will require management to do a herculean amount of work...a task for which they are completely unsuited" Happy Easter. Everybody get some rest! See you Tuesday...and Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samb Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Lol, damn those mutinous employees Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 will anyone notice the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboose Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Ha! Mutiny in Brisbane. Happy Easter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandmanTR Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Happy Easter!!! Enjoy the time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Pesky workers. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkz Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Throw one hell-of-a-sale this weekend Prez and let Lisa sort out the e-mails when she comes back! That oughta teach them!! Have a nice easter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellery Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Happy Easter everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobLobLaw Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Good for them! Enjoy the holiday guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 See what happens when you're nice to people? Especially Smithy - you treat him with such dignity and respect - I can't believe he turned on you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luisparis Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 will anyone notice the difference? Your top buddy is no longer packing ? Hilarious little text President , happy Easter to all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Happy Easter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 will anyone notice the difference? ... now that's cold! - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
android Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Sounds like things are running smoothly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontrealRon Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 A classic case of Class Struggle. See, Karl Marx was right! The Evil Capitalist regrets the abolition of slavery, while the Glorious Workers unite to break their chains. Luckily, we FOH members are generally well enough stocked to be able to survive a four day interruption of supplies. An open-ended strike, though, would be another thing... Happy Easter to one and all !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgarner Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 The world is going to end without Lisa!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafLover Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I have to viewpoints on this: 1) Being an employer myself, you must have the last word. How about doing it in this fashion: - Have an outrageously, ridiculous Easter Sale. Send it out on Saturday. So ridiculous that Czar will be flooded with messages and emails of orders that, when they all return on Tuesday, they will be inundated with work that will require them to work feverishly through the whole day without breaks. 2) From an employee standpoint, who gives my heart and soul to the company and boss: - Adios amigo. It's party time. We have tons of loyal Czar fans who won't go anywhere, because quite frankly, we run a tight ship and we rock. We'll pick up on Tuesday. HAPPY EASTER FOH AND CZAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch Joe Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 There also appeared to be a spontaneous mass middle finger salute. Ken, my friend, take some notes on it. That was really a response to tyrany...thumbs up for evolutionary leader Goreta. It´s too late now to suffoocate rebellion form the masses.....Rob that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brutusthebuckeye Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 U got hit by The Ol Wildcat Strike Pres!!!!! Just get some scabs in there for less money!!!!!! Happy Easter to all!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 There also appeared to be a spontaneous mass middle finger salute.Ken, my friend, take some notes on it. That was really a response to tyrany...thumbs up for evolutionary leader Goreta. It´s too late now to suffoocate rebellion form the masses.....Rob that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! in truth, jose, i suspect that rob was the first out. i rang early afternoon and he'd already flown the coop. have a great easter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 in truth, jose, i suspect that rob was the first out. i rang early afternoon and he'd already flown the coop.have a great easter. Was the last to leave again. I merely baled myself up in the tower ...also known as the deck. The masses were in a hanging mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Ken, my friend, take some notes on it. Ken's too busy dancing in the dark....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehdg Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Ken's too busy dancing in the dark....... Damn what a lazy crew. They'll look for any justification not to work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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