samb Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Me, I work a low-level security job that pays the bills for now while I attend Mortuary School so I can become licensed to embalm. After I gain licensure, I will smuggle body parts to those willing to pay top dollar What do you do for a living?
dochowl Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I'm a currently unemployed gigolo. The economy has really taken its toll on our industry. And it seems like the only ones that are making money are those that are willing to "go the extra mile" for their clients. Life goes on. More time for smoking.
Jesuscookies Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I'm a fluffer. Buisness has never been better!
Colt45 Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 As an internet forum moderator, I'm sitting on piles of cash. Side job is U.S. customs agent.
coopesc2000 Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I'm a wannabe porn star!!!! In fact I'm trying to make a movie with my wife right now of course shes not a willing participant. Now on to the bigger question does no really mean no???
Ellery Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I do whatever my wife tells me with the hopes of getting an allowance
samb Posted November 9, 2009 Author Posted November 9, 2009 ...does no really mean no??? It always means yes. "Honey, just ignore the blinking red light on the computer."
maalouly Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 As an internet forum moderator, I'm sitting on piles of cash.Side job is U.S. customs agent. You should put Rob and Ken's name on the list of most wanted. When they arrive to US soil, make them walk on the long ridiculous yellow line ... I know that's your dream to do so, perhaps you can photoshop the idea?
Padrino Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Side job is U.S. customs agent. Oh Colt, the irony.... My job - Don't have one, I smoke the days away whilst reminiscing on past non-glories as a professional sportsman.
Kangaroo495 Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Mostly real estate, but some arms sales and people trafficking. How else can one make a dollar in the former Soviet Union?
Warren Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I'm a kangaroo wrangler for the government, business has really been hopping.
Kangaroo495 Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I'm a kangaroo wrangler for the government, business has really been hopping. I'd jump at an opportunity like that.
PigFish Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I am a color commentator, and cigar guru trying to make it to the cover of "Bacon Unlimited" magazine. I live somewhere between Dante's 5th and 7th Circle. It often depends my choices regarding political commentary.
thechenman Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Most of my day is spent surfing the web, buying cigars and posting on FOH. The rest of it is spent meeting with and fielding calls from Equity Analysts and Portfolio Managers at Hedge Funds, Mutual Funds and Pension Funds dispensing long/short investment advice/recommendations on financial services companies. In other words...I have no responsibilities whatsoever.
lancashirescott Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Quantum Physicist, it pays the bills Hey Piggy are you Manx?
MontrealRon Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I infiltrate internet fora, trolling for potential recruits for my clients, which include the International Communist Conspiracy, the Bavarian Illuminati, Mossad, and the Canadian Conservative Party. As a sideline, I buy and sell collector's coins...
bassman Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 I smoke cigars & wonder why none of the bands I've played in made the cover of the Rolling Stone.
ironpeddler Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 As I like to stay busy, I split my time between two vocations... 1) I design propulsion systems for low orbiting spacecraft 2) I also lead a team of neuro-specialists performing surgical procedures in the correction of cranial complications
samb Posted November 10, 2009 Author Posted November 10, 2009 In other words...I have no responsibilities whatsoever. I spend may more time at work on the net then I do working, lol. So x2
smll2 Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 I work at the Amanbagh hotel (Rajasthan, India) and am the monkey keeper, I stop the primates whenever they attempt to eat a tourist. I've only lost 3 this year. It's rewarding work for sure. . I sell banannas on the side for extra cigar money. The banannas are provided by the hotel. Life is GREAT!!!
OZCUBAN Posted November 10, 2009 Posted November 10, 2009 At the moment until something better comes up I am a Lithographic Printing Machinist. P.s I have been waiting 20 years for something better to come up Cheers Oz
MIKA27 Posted November 11, 2009 Posted November 11, 2009 At the moment until something better comes up I am a Lithographic Printing Machinist.P.s I have been waiting 20 years for something better to come up Cheers Oz
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