Strange Happenings at Czar House

[El Presidente]

Simon returned to work this week after two weeks away with Chickenpox (what 20 year old gets Chickenpox?)

With Lisa away it was a welcome return as heaven knows we could use him ....I can't be expected to carry this operation by myself

However yesterday.....his first time on the deck in a long while.....he refused a drink or a cigar. Not only that.....his dress sense has changed....now into high neck zip ups?

Naturally concerned I grilled him sensitively (...he is my nephew).

"Sime.....no cigar? No wine?"

"No Rob....I haven't smoked a cigar or had alcohol in a couple of months. I am also off red meat"

"Sime...whats with the Thunderbird outfit?"

" What Thunderbird outfit?"

"Sime...the turtleneck son....the turtleneck?"

"Its called Fashion Rob"

"Its called midnight park toilet attire Sime....."

You be the judge

[anacostiakat]

Did you bring up the family name and all?

Sounds like an exorcism may be in order. . .

[Ken Gargett]

did i or did i not pick the way minismithy was headed a year ago. if i may present the evidence your honour - post 'a day in the life' -

[Guest rob]

I have a feeling that the conversation went elsewhere after that exchange

[sounddust]

He must be saved!

[Tampa1257]

Help the lad quick!

[OZCUBAN]

Hi Guys

Just googled Cigar czar and this is what i got........

and thats not all,lookat the staff pic

Suffice to say alla things at CZARS is FAB

[CIGARHead]

Rob, kick him out of Czar House until he come to his senses.

[Jokermann]

Is there a woman fueling this newfound resistance to all things fun?

[Fuzz]

Is there a woman fueling this newfound resistance to all things fun?

I was wondering the exact same thing. There's gotta be a woman involved for a dude to give up red meat. Call a Mohel to fix that jacket.

[laficion]

AH come on guys, give the kid a break, remember when you were young,

we all overreacted.

But you never know, have him checked anyway

[jevb]

However yesterday.....his first time on the deck in a long while.....he refused a drink or a cigar. Not only that.....his dress sense has changed....now into high neck zip ups?

Naturally concerned I grilled him sensitively (...he is my nephew).

I want to see an intervention!

post the video?

[sliver54]

Could have been worse.....

[SamuraiJack]

zip up mock turtle necks are great. I have about 80 of them.

But turning down a habano? no sir.

[Colt45]

You should have known something was up when he started ordering his cucumber sandwiches on gluten-free rolls.

[jeromeroselli]

Haha! Who's the blonde action figure guy? Hysterical..

I've never had anyone ever turn down a cigar on my deck. Even people who

have no idea how to smoke a cigar will still smoke one with me.

Must be phase..

[SmokinLightning]

Even money a woman is involved.

Well, hopefully it's a woman... you do leave him alone with Smithy quite a bit.

[laficion]

Even money a woman is involved.

Well, hopefully it's a woman... you do leave him alone with Smithy quite a bit.

C'mon guys, your killing me, I'm pissing in my pants.

[Morientes50]

I think going veggie-tarian is popular with the youth now. My niece just turned Veggie-tarian. Its a shame cause I used to take her to eat bistec empanizado (a huge cuban steak) and she used to eat almost half of it (not bad for a 10 yr old girl). Now she gives me a speech about saving animals and being healthy etc. What is the world coming to?

[anacostiakat]

I was wondering the exact same thing. There's gotta be a woman involved for a dude to give up red meat. Call a Mohel to fix that jacket.

The Seinfeld Mohel. . .

[smk819]

I believe there is a 12 step program for this malady.

[PigFish]

Simon returned to work this week after two weeks away with Chickenpox (what 20 year old gets Chickenpox?)

With Lisa away it was a welcome return as heaven knows we could use him ....I can't be expected to carry this operation by myself

However yesterday.....his first time on the deck in a long while.....he refused a drink or a cigar. Not only that.....his dress sense has changed....now into high neck zip ups?

Naturally concerned I grilled him sensitively (...he is my nephew).

"Sime.....no cigar? No wine?"

"No Rob....I haven't smoked a cigar or had alcohol in a couple of months. I am also off red meat"

"Sime...whats with the Thunderbird outfit?"

" What Thunderbird outfit?"

"Sime...the turtleneck son....the turtleneck?"

"Its called Fashion Rob"

"Its called midnight park toilet attire Sime....."

You be the judge

I am laughing so hard applying my version of Rob's accent to this exchange I don't know whether to **** or go blind!

I loved the Thunderbirds... I grew up with that show! Now I know that you guys compete rather aggressively with folks like the Kiwis but you must admit that the T-birds are far to good looking and intelligent to be Austrailian!!! Present company excluded!!! -LOL

[storeroomjeff]

It's obvious, he is P whipped.

[FlyFishingDude]

Simon returned to work this week after two weeks away with Chickenpox (what 20 year old gets Chickenpox?)

With Lisa away it was a welcome return as heaven knows we could use him ....I can't be expected to carry this operation by myself

However yesterday.....his first time on the deck in a long while.....he refused a drink or a cigar. Not only that.....his dress sense has changed....now into high neck zip ups?

Naturally concerned I grilled him sensitively (...he is my nephew).

"Sime.....no cigar? No wine?"

"No Rob....I haven't smoked a cigar or had alcohol in a couple of months. I am also off red meat"

"Sime...whats with the Thunderbird outfit?"

" What Thunderbird outfit?"

"Sime...the turtleneck son....the turtleneck?"

"Its called Fashion Rob"

"Its called midnight park toilet attire Sime....."

You be the judge

Better call in the de-programmers, he's getting ready to join a cult......

[Bill Hayes]

He would fit in well in advertising. We're all just puppets that dress funny.