El Presidente Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 OK...this is not one of the great questions of our time but I am going to throw it out there. I am in the habit of wearing 20 old year old Queensland Rugby shorts around the house after my evening shower without the necessary boys "harness." Come early morning weekend shower I throw on a shirt and fumble around looking for some boardshorts. I may go into the lounge on Saturday/Sunday mornings minus ...well..."bottom wear". This has now become a big issue in my household. Supposedly...."sleepover friends" of my daughter and son, don't find it amusing when I fill up the kettle in the kitchen, flick it on and wander to the laundry...not completely dressed. While no "parents" have complained as yet (Their has been a noticeable lack of "second sleep overs") I was grilled on the weekend in a "intervention" by the family. Now they grant that I have been doing this since they were well.......born but apparenly enough is enough. I haven't caved as yet and I am loathe to doing so. Mi casa Mi castle etal but apparently I have crossed a line. I don't want to cause undue embarrassment (actually I do) so today I ordered online a tutu. The question is .....well....should I wear it around the house when my kids have friends sleeping over? I am sorely tempted because if they get me on this one next will be serious issues and then finally they will have me commited to an asylum. I am reaching out to the forum for advice on how to keep "Alpha male " status. I want to continuously have my family on a psychological "edge". I need your help Shrink. Am I pushing the boundaries :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 are you going for the guinness book of records new mark for interventions? what haven't you been 'intervened' about? minus 'bottom wear' with kids around? go directly to jail. how pissed are you to have confessed this? it is not a big issue in your house - that will be questions like who gets the dog (minus bottom wear means you are buckleys on the kids) and will she let you keep any of your cigars? "today I ordered online a tutu." i think we can safely say that the need for advice on "how to keep "Alpha male" status" is now irelevant. barn door swinging, horse over the hill. what you have done to your family provides more than enough material for about six conferences for shrink and his mates. an edge? a bloody great abyss. even i think you've crossed the line. but as for wearing them, thank god i live alone and can set my boys free whenever i like. i get to wander about starkers as one cannot perv into my place. love it. ps - balcony drinks/cigars thursday? only if you are wearing undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor2118 Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 »» I don't want to cause undue embarrassment (actually I do) so today I ordered online a tutu. Photos required....or maybe not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilroy Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 First of all... wtf is up with the sausage fest pics?! I almost puked up my morning coffee!!! I didn't know some of you boys swung that way but hey... not that there's anything wrong with that... NOW... Rob... don't feel bad man! I started getting lazy and having commando spurts when I was in my mid 20s. Whats 3 months straight sans skivvies?! The only time I needed them back them was when I was going to exersize or wear scrub pants. Lately I find myself back into the swing of it (no pun intended). Who wants to have to rifle through their sock drawer looking for a pair of underwear on a Saturday morning? Especially when the entire day's schedule is made up of 'doing laundry, smoke cigars, check email, watch TV, drink wine, diddle the fiancee'!! There's nothing wrong with it until you find yourself at the checkout line in a store in shorts that you REALLY needed a belt with and you look down and notice you forgot to zip your fly up! Yes that happened to me...no I'm not proud of it! Do I still go single layered? You betcha. Do I check my zipper in the elevator when I leave for the store now? You betcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 We all embarrass our kids in some form or another by default, we dont even have to do anything. they are bigger now, respect their feelings, havin pops swingin in the breeze is not cool. I had to stop and so did'nt everyone else in the world BTW, my kids are grown, moved out and my nads are hanging off the chair as I type :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokinAl Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Ahhh, welcome back Ken, your manic tirades have been missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Damn Shrink. Did you really have to post those. I say buy yourself some overalls! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Rob Rob Rob. oh my God I wish I hadn't read this. I'm just about to turn in for the night and right now I'm contemplating attaching electrodes to my forehead to erase my memory so I can at least get a good nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 » Damn Shrink. Did you really have to post those. » » I say buy yourself some overalls! :-D Or at least a kilt. They may take our smoking rights but they'll never take our freeeedommm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 It is every man's responsibility to embarass his children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuraiJack Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 ooooohhh nooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Forget the Tutu..get a gimp suit. That will show them who's boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 There are two stages of being a father to a daughter. The first stage is when you see your daughter's female friends and say,"Hey kid, you're mom's pretty hot." The next stage is when they get old enough and now you're saying to their friends, "Hey kid, you're pretty hot." Your problem is that you'll be pitching a tent when you reach stage two, so my suggestion is to start wearing underpants at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 The image that the original post has left in my head has scarred me forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 » Come early morning weekend shower I throw on a shirt and fumble around looking for some boardshorts. I may go into the lounge on Saturday/Sunday mornings minus ...well..."bottom wear". You can do what you want at home when it comes to tutus and lack of "Bottom Wear", as long as you turn up to work fully clothed. I however have to commend you on slowly destroying your children's lives, through your own self indulgence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crasmith Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Kids may have to get over it. I know I was always embarassed of my Dad too!!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanaclub7 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Prez, I'd be careful if I were you, as I assume they have "You Tube" Down Under. And with the easy accessiility to camera phones, etc., it's only a matter of time before we see Ayala's "junk" on the net courteousy of one of the sleepover victims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Twain Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Prez, in order for us to give you an adequate comment we need further clarification. Did your daughters' friends notice you: Showing crack? Dangling the boys out the leg? Dangling the trouser snake out the leg? Or are you sporting wood in front of these young girls? Fess up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hayes Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 You live in a hot, muggy climate. Underpants are a hindrence. You have a case. Stay strong. I have a bright blue pair of old torn running shorts from my football pre-season training days. They have been my official chilli shorts for the last 5 years. They are worn with nothing but a diving mask when making my tiquila-infused five-alarm especiale reserva chilli. Just keep the boys tucked away when snorkling. Green turtles can get a bit snappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Thanks for the support Bill. I have met half way and from this point on will wear an extral long T shirt. Neither party is overly happy about the settlement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 » I have met half way and from this point on will wear an extral long T shirt. Why not just wrap an old bedsheet around you like a toga? All Hail Caesar!! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 » Thanks for the support Bill. » » I have met half way and from this point on will wear an extral long T » shirt. » » Neither party is overly happy about the settlement. this embarrassment have anything to do with your natural gifting or lack thereof? Any real solution probably hinges on answering that first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Wow. This thread dangles to new depths. I suppose you'll know you've gone too far if some day a constable swings by to install a court-ordered radio locator ankle bracelet. Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 » I suppose you'll know you've gone too far if some day a constable swings » by to install a court-ordered radio locator ankle bracelet. or chastity belt. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van55 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 The tutu would look superb with that godawful pink shirt you wore in Tampa. But seriously, its a simple matter of respect to be modesty togged in front of houseguests, whether they are your own guests or your childrens. Besides, underdrawers are a serious convenience in the event that you shart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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