Battle of the Century!!

[Fuzz]

Ladies and gentleman, Bond Roberts, in association with Ayala Entertainment Group and Fuzzy Logic Productions, is proud to bring you the Battle of the Century!!!

Hamlet "Omelito" Paredes vs Robert "I'm Too Sexy For This Shirt" Fox, competing in the inaugural Hong Kong Invitational Arm Wrestling match, to decide the fate of Bond Roberts Cigars!!

Both fighters had choice words before the match...

Omelito - "Motherfucker, look at this guy. He doesn't stand a chance <points to cap>"

Sexy Rob - "This will be over faster than he can roll a petit corona"

Sexy Rob's manager had this to say...

Ayala: "Rob has been training for minutes for this match. No way is he going to lose. Go hard fast!!"

Omelito almost had to throw in the towel before the match had started, if not for a mystery backer putting his stakes in the match.

Mystery Backer - "Come on, this is a gimme. No way is Omelito losing to some pasty Irish guy who fits in his 15yr old son's jeans..."

Both fighters squared up at the barrel, staring down at each other, whilst confused bar patrons looked on.

Take your bets, ladies and gentlemen. Who will come out on top? Who will claim bragging rights? Am I drunk and rambling on?!?!

 

[ha_banos]

Sorry Rob. Rob standing on a box...?

[99call]

I can't help but think the real loser in this image is the Wine/Spirit/Beer in that barrel. That had no say choice in taking part in such rowdy shenanigans. I bet it's thinking "I'm just and easy going Merlot!...I didn't sign up for this shit!"

[MoeFOH]

@Fuzz there's no third option for the classic Irish-Cuban standoff? A well known stalemate amongst pissheads. Check out their eyes... I'm doubting they'll be able to find the other's hand. 

[ha_banos]

19 minutes ago, MoeFOH said:

@Fuzz there's no third option for the classic Irish-Cuban standoff? A well known stalemate amongst pissheads. Check out their eyes... I'm doubting they'll be able to find the other's hand. 

I thought they were both just trying to look tough.

 

[RDB]

I’ve always been cautious about arm wrestling since my good friend broke his Humerus bone into three pieces in a friendly match…

So, I’m betting on the ambulance.

[riderpride]

I'll for betting on quotes. I'm thinking:

A) I will break you

b) You will lose

C) If he dies, he dies

Cheers!

[benfica_77]

Hahaha I think both of them have rum instead of blood running through those veins. 

[vladdraq]

I hope that's oak. Softer wood wouldn't take the pressure.  

[loose_axle]

Omelito looks like he's straight out of an organised crime syndicate. Sexy Rob looks like he's had too many sherries in the back end of the library. 

So I'm tipping Omelito, and I hope Sexy Rob survives the fisting. 

[Luca]

That photo is hilarious. Had to vote for Sexy Rob...the Petit Corona comment got me good, haha!

[bmac]

Fine upstanding gentlemen. 

[Ford2112]

I gotta go Omelet.

[Fuzz]

Polls are at 13 to 4, going Omelito's way. 

Will the Cuban champion take home the prize (bets were made), or will the Irish contender steal victory from the jaws of defeat?

Place your bets, people!!

[Fuzz]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to show the results of the inaugural Hong Kong Invitational Arm Wrestling match!!

And the winner is......

  

 

 

 

[Li Bai]

I think Sexy Rob should be careful not to break Omelito's arm, it's precious... Not to mention an obvious lack of fair-play 😂😂🤣

[benfica_77]

Sneaky sneaky Irish! Omelito demands a rematch! 

[ha_banos]

Brains over brawn every time 🤣

Well that gets us back to drinking with the least amount of time and fuss, lol.

[99call]

Celtic cunning at its finest...love it.

[WarriorPrincess]

Love it.....the look on Hamlet's face, priceless 

[El Presidente]

 

Well done Foxy. 

Easiest 100 we have ever made 

 

 

[ha_banos]

Ok I will call foul on it. After VAR, not a valid win. As omelettes elbow had not touched down. If you're gonna cheat, cheat within the rules.

[Fuzz]

Hamlet had conceded defeat moments after the match.

Sexy Rob has announced his retirement, so there will be no re-match!

[Puros Y Vino]

Ooof.. He turned Hamlet's arm into a Culebra.  🤪

[Chibearsv]

5 hours ago, Fuzz said:

Hamlet had conceded defeat moments after the match.

Sexy Rob has announced his retirement, so there will be no re-match!