El Presidente Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 No doubt many of our UK members would have flocked to the below festival over the weekend. Great to see that they had a cigar lounge. A review from an attending member/s would be great Four-day swingers festival wakes residents of sleepy countryside village Comment Jordan KingWednesday 7 Jul 2021 6:22 pm Around 400 couples bought tickets for the swingers festival held in a field near a motorway in Lincolnshire (Pictures: SWNS) Villagers were left fuming after hearing ‘loud screams and moans’ from a swingers festival. Around 400 couples flocked to the four-day event, where a Mr and Mrs Swingathon contest, a wet T-shirt competition, a mobile dungeon and fetish demonstrations were all on offer. Attendees could also try out an adult bouncy castle, face painting, a cigar lounge, a burlesque show, clay pigeon shooting, an outdoor cinema and a Linkin Park tribute band. Tickets, priced at £200 per pairing, were only sold to those who had at least three personal verifications on their Fabswingers profile. While some residents complained about the noise, one local told LincolnshireLive they found the whole thing funny. They said: ‘I giggled but I wasn’t affected by it – I find it hilarious. ‘I would be the first to call the police if it was disturbing me but if it floats their boat then let them get on with it because we’ve been through such a terrible time.’ Those living nearby have been more disturbed by music festivals playing ‘thud, thud, thud’ music, the neighbour added. Guests were not given the address of the event, held in a field off the A52 in Oasby, near Grantham in Lincolnshire, until 48 hours before it started. Couples were invited to stay in luxury yurts with hot tubs (Pictures: SWNS) Some residents complained about the noise but others thought it was ‘hilarious’ (Picture: SWNS) The spot was heavily patrolled by security guards during the gathering, which took place from July 2 to July 5. Guests stayed in four-person luxury yurts with hot tubs – but ‘there was a lack of loos and washing facilities’, one guest has alleged. They told The Mirror that there was no social distancing enforced but everyone attending was required to take a lateral flow test two days before arriving. North Kesteven District Council said: ‘A licence application was correctly issued, for a bar and regulated entertainment up to 11pm in association with what was described as “private camping for a private camping club”. ‘So long as the event is conducted within the restrictions of the Temporary Event Notice in place, and in a lawful manner, there is nothing more for the Council to do in respect of this event. ‘Ultimately the event organiser is responsible for ensuring the event is compliant and runs safely.’ 4
NSXCIGAR Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 22 minutes ago, El Presidente said: a mobile dungeon Much better idea than a food truck! 2
Chibearsv Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, El Presidente said: Attendees could also try out an adult bouncy castle, face painting, a cigar lounge, a burlesque show, clay pigeon shooting, an outdoor cinema and a Linkin Park tribute band. I don't know why but this combination of activities is cracking me up every time I read it. Is Linkin Park the official band for swingers? 🤣 4
Puros Y Vino Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, NSXCIGAR said: Much better idea than a food truck! Meals on Heels? 1
LordAnubis Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 Wouldnt want to ash on yourself... but then again @Fuzz probably gets a half chubb when hes in a suit and gets ashed on... horses for courses. 1
SpecialK Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Chibearsv said: I don't know why but this combination of activities is cracking me up every time I read it. Is Linkin Park the official band for swingers? 🤣 was thinking it might be Limp Bizkit tip your wait staff.... I'll be here all week..... 3
Kaptain Karl Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Chibearsv said: I don't know why but this combination of activities is cracking me up every time I read it. Is Linkin Park the official band for swingers? 🤣 "I've become so numb, I can't feel you there" Classic LP lyrics to easy the spouse into trying out some new tacos and hot dogs at the mobile dungeon. 🤣 2
CaptainQuintero Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 Not enough verifications sadly, had to make do with Bond Roberts; significantly easier to dive in and lose track of time
NSXCIGAR Posted July 7, 2021 Posted July 7, 2021 3 hours ago, El Presidente said: adult bouncy castle I guess I'm having a birthday party this year... 1
Meesterjojo Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 So sex glamping upset the locals. I'd be mad as hell having to hear the music, and I'm surprised they don't have laws regarding that. The yurts with hottub thing, though...total glamping. Sadly, the folks this catered to aren't folks I'd want to see in the buff.
TheFullMontecristo Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 I wonder what the "face painting" exhibit was all about? 🤔 1
NSXCIGAR Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 55 minutes ago, TheFullMontecristo said: I wonder what the "face painting" exhibit was all about? 🤔 Yeah, I don't think that could be anything good...
SirVantes Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 1 hour ago, TheFullMontecristo said: I wonder what the "face painting" exhibit was all about? 🤔 Probably part of the “lateral flow tests”
Fuzz Posted July 8, 2021 Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, LordAnubis said: Wouldnt want to ash on yourself... but then again @Fuzz probably gets a half chubb when hes in a suit and gets ashed on... horses for courses. Only if it is on my red leather suit with the ass-less chaps. 3 hours ago, TheFullMontecristo said: I wonder what the "face painting" exhibit was all about? 🤔 If it is anything like what happened at the Red Baron in Vegas, you don't want to be anywhere near that.
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