HU Coronas minor Tubo Circa 2018 aka a tale of two halves an Aussie Doodle and burnt Crocs (SBLVRW)

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TB 35 - KC 28  , going to be a low key Super bowl this year frozen pizza and cheap beer at the house. 

 

The Players :

* HU Coronas minor Tubo - Brought back from Windsor Ontario by my Canadian Neighbor a few years back

* Cuba Libre  - Diet Coke , Macorix Gold Dominican rum, Lime Juice and slices

* Tucker - 4 year old Aussie doodle  who loves all people /hates other animals  with the exception of my 5 lb yorkie mix , and is incontinent when excited

* Kitty - a Stray Cat we've semi adopted who we try to segregate and stays outside most of the time 

* Crocs slippers - I've owned these for about 4 years

* Propane burner

*  Yours Truly a chubby guy with no real palate

* My lovely wife Debbie

 

The Review: 

* Cold Draw  - Hay and sweet tobacco , well constructed and draw was tight.. had to take the PerfecDraw and "give it the business"

* First Half 

         almost gave up on it.. not a lot of smoke with earth , pepper , cedar and certain metallic off taste.. Burn was razor sharp however.. brass tacks .. "Meh" 

* Second Half

        This is where it came into it's own.. I got  Coffee, Cocoa , and sweet tobacco.. Burn was still good . Ididn't want to put it out ended up using the PerfecDraw to smoke it down as my fingers were  starting to get hot.

* The Score 4 out of 5

The Situation:

during the second half of the HU while I was starting to get a little buzz from the Cuba Libre my wife lets Tucker outside to tend to his business while she goes over to the side of the house to check on Kitty who we've put together a heating pad in a dog kennel for as the weather is cold this time of year. 

She walks around the side of the house loves on the cat while Tucker makes his way over there cautiously .. She comes around the side  and Kitty follows her... Tucker sees this and starts to chase Kitty, Debbie screams at Tucker to "Leave her alone" ... Tucker takes this with a grain of salt and decides ... " Nah "

Tucker screams past Debbie going after the cat , at this point my buzz is starting to go away   and I'm starting to focus on the situation at hand..

I start to get up and notice my Foot is sticking to the concrete on my back porch and almost slip 

Kitty gets away and all is well.. I go back to smoking the rest of the HU and focus on the review...I look at the concrete and see burnt rubber... you guessed it my Crocs have bled onto it..due to my getting my feet to close to the propane heater

 

What I've learned:

     *Pay attention around Fire and heating elements

    * I'm buying new Crocs this week

    * Tucker is an Asshole

   * I'm a Ramone Allones whore  , I haven't found anything in my limited CC experience I like as much.

 

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[Goodfortune]

Haha great story! Thanks for sharing!

[Fugu]

? Entertaining review.

Some points:

The Minor was a mostly undervalued, bygone little cigar

? on RA

Get yourself some non-vegan shoes for the fireplace.

Tucker is an asshole.

[Chibearsv]

Great storytelling. 

 

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6 hours ago, Fugu said:

? Entertaining review.

Some points:

The Minor was a mostly undervalued, bygone little cigar

? on RA

Get yourself some non-vegan shoes for the fireplace.

Tucker is an asshole.

@Fugu “non-vegan shoes”. Lol ? 

[La_Tigre]

You go Tucker! To Hell with Kitty!

[J-Slay]

Very nice! Great laugh this morning. Thanks!

[SpecialK]

When did Crocs get so expensive?!?

[Chucko8]

Great story. Cheers

 

[Fuzz]

You know when people say to "toast the foot", they were talking about the cigar, not your actual foot.

[CaptainQuintero]

One day I'd like to be more like Tucker..

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2 hours ago, CaptainQuintero said:

One day I'd like to be more like Tucker..

@CaptainQuintero  we all would  LOL..

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All is now right with the world ?