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Walk through an airport here with that and I would be tasered before being humped to within an inch of my life but the airport security beagles. :D

 

 

A man was stopped from boarding a plane at New York City’s LaGuardia Airport when his homemade cigar humidor was mistaken for a pipe bomb.

Transportation Security Administration screeners found the suspicious device in the man’s carry-on bag Sunday afternoon.

The bag contained two torch-style lighters along with a homemade container made out of 9-inch PVC pipe and end caps, which resembled a pipe bomb, according to the TSA. However, when an end cap was removed, a partially smoked cigar was discovered inside.

 

This item, which was originally believed to be a pipe bomb in a traveler’s carry-on bag, turned out to be a homemade cigar humidor.

This item, which was originally believed to be a pipe bomb in a traveler’s carry-on bag, turned out to be a homemade cigar humidor.
(Transportation Security Administration)

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The man from Hopewell Junction, N.Y., told officials that he had crafted the item to serve as a homemade humidor for his cigars.

TSA said the traveler surrendered the item for disposal along with the torch-style lighters after he was he wouldn’t be allowed on the plane with it.

“Our TSA officers are vigilant about looking for explosive devices, and this certainly gave the impression that it could be a pipe bomb that someone was attempting to carry onto an aircraft,” said Robert Duffy, TSA’s federal security director for LaGuardia Airport. “Fortunately it turned out not to be an explosive device, but had he pulled it out during his flight, it could have caused a panic.”

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“Replica weapons are not permitted on aircraft and this easily could have passed for an improvised explosive device. It was a good catch on the part of the officers who were staffing the checkpoint,” Duffy said.

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12 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

Walk through an airport here with that and I would be tasered before being humped to within an inch of my life but the airport security beagles. :D

 

Yeah, but that's because you look like a shifty bugger. :P

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49 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

hard to blame the authorities for that but what is truly staggering is that he put a half smoked cigar back in it. to travel with? lord spare me. 

What is even more staggering than the mostly smoked cigar in the tube is that he did not even bother to use new pipe. Lord knows what that pipe was before its life as a travel humidor.

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56 minutes ago, Smatthews607 said:

What is even more staggering than the mostly smoked cigar in the tube is that he did not even bother to use new pipe. Lord knows what that pipe was before its life as a travel humidor.

I was thinking the same thing.  Looks like it came from a bathroom renovation

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to be honest, i am seriously wondering if there was something far more nefarious going on here. i am thinking a half smoked horror (seriously, you would save about two dollars by retaining it) and the filthy tube. no one half serious about cigars would do either. and only someone half serious about cigars would make a travelling humidor like that. 

so i am thinking perhaps there was a lot more to this. if i was the relevant authorities, i'd be investigating (perhaps there were others on the flight with other parts that looked innocent until combined?).

or perhaps i have watched too many episodes of 24 and such shows. 

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10 hours ago, Fuzz said:

Smoke and mirrors. While they were busy with his homemade travel humidor, they completely missed the 5 kilos of heroin in the teddy bear he was clutching.

I'm not used to hearing "prison purse" called a "teddy bear" ....

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2 hours ago, Drguano said:

On a similar note, someone’s Granny thought these would be good sellers at the church craft sale...

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a must have!

 

The blue one will finish off my halloween Smurf outfit perfectly!!!!

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46 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

a must have!

 

The blue one will finish off my halloween Smurf outfit perfectly!!!!

Where I’m originally from in the frozen tundra, we called those “dick mittens.” ?

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