OZCUBAN Posted July 25, 2018 Posted July 25, 2018 Of course I would never say that under the threat of death ?
cigcars Posted July 28, 2018 Posted July 28, 2018 * Courtesy of my crazy, funny co-worker on the MARTA Police force after all of our retirements... *I recommended, "Don't Break My Heart; my achy breaky heart!" 2
cigcars Posted July 28, 2018 Posted July 28, 2018 6 hours ago, canadianbeaver said: *Sorry, folks but I'm not getting this one. Lisa - what does this mean? I've tried every which-a-way to figure out the punchline - but it's over my head! Thanks! 1
canadianbeaver Posted July 29, 2018 Posted July 29, 2018 18 hours ago, cigcars said: *Sorry, folks but I'm not getting this one. Lisa - what does this mean? I've tried every which-a-way to figure out the punchline - but it's over my head! Thanks! Cock and puss showing what is in undies. Glad you asked a Beav or what? ? 2
Habana Mike Posted July 29, 2018 Posted July 29, 2018 On 7/27/2018 at 10:56 PM, cigcars said: * Courtesy of my crazy, funny co-worker on the MARTA Police force after all of our retirements... *I recommended, "Don't Break My Heart; my achy breaky heart!" Great idea! Need to catch the bastage first though.... Is that MARTA as in the Atlanta Transit Authority?
cigcars Posted July 29, 2018 Posted July 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Habana Mike said: Great idea! Need to catch the bastage first though.... Is that MARTA as in the Atlanta Transit Authority? *That's exactly correct! 1
PaulPower Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 *Sorry, folks but I'm not getting this one. Lisa - what does this mean? I've tried every which-a-way to figure out the punchline - but it's over my head! Thanks!The ***** cat is the girl, and the rooster (also know as...) is the boySent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
cigcars Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 45 minutes ago, canadianbeaver said: You can say what’s on your mind, brother. Read my explanation. ”Cock and puss showing what is in undies.” CB *I got it. Thanks, guys! 1
encephalization Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 NEGATIVE PEOPLE This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser who responded this way: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? ” "We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!” "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome? ” "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called ‘Teste’. ” "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump. ” "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope. ” "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people are trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.” A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful!" explained the woman. "Not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge! ” "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope. ” "Actually, we were quite lucky because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.” “Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me. ” "Oh, really! What'd he say? ” He said, "Who f***ed up your hair?" 2 2
joeypots Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 Two little boys walking in the Boston Common a few steps behind their mothers. First boy says, "I saw a condom on the ground over by the gazebo." Second boy says, "What's a gazebo?" 1
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